Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[scoootiepuff]

Did anyone else catch how she had to slip in "I am gonna take cute photos, not gonna lie about it" after showing off her underwear tarps? She had to sneak that in to let us know there's a special feeder gorl in her life to show them to. She just can't help herself despite claiming she's not going to talk about her love life anymore. She's very desirable don't ya know!

 

[Insulin reid]

I thought it was for Halloween? Either way its super fucking weird

There was this weird moment in time in the early 2010s or something that girls highschool to like early college dressing like babies and having pacifiers as an accessory. It was a really fucking weird moment in time. "Oh haha wouldn't it be funny if I dressed up like a baby, that's so crazy so random".

Haven't seen this posted yet

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Her face is so fucking round

 

[-Jack-]

If we start getting shampoo/hygiene product hauls, we know she's speaking with someone seriously.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Jesus Christ Amber, Chantal is on the lam from the long arm of the Kuwait law and THIS is the best you can do? Showing off your tarp shelf covers and talking some shite about your thyroid? Step your fucking game up gorl.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

There was this weird moment in time in the early 2010s or something that girls highschool to like early college dressing like babies and having pacifiers as an accessory.

And here I am, old-fagging as I recall how pacifiers used to be part of the club scene because you were going to get royally fucked up on whatever pills were floating around that night and didn't want your teeth damaged from subsequent jaw clenching or chatter. When pacifiers were used by tweekers to avoid enamel damage.

Fuck, I feel old.

On topic, AL is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Calories]

She's budgeting herself monthly with the laygo buying. She shows these.


On one of the days she showed herself drinking filtered tap water and eating this poke bowl. And she didn't even finish the whole thing! So dainty.







What's fun about it?

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

GUISE I LEEDURLEE CAN'T AFFORD GEE ELL PEE WUNS!!
Lmao I don't even believe in tarrot stuff but The Ankle's reading that she was absolutely BURNING money before this dropped was spot on.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

she spent an entire paycheck on layyygos and toys ...

literally burning money on children toys... but cant afford actual health improvements

makes sense.

 

[むらさき]

Haven't seen this posted yet

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ALR is giving Bella Ramsey squish face energy.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

she spent an entire paycheck on layyygos and toys ...

literally burning money on children toys... but cant afford actual health improvements

makes sense.

Unfortunately i think she is gonna be able to write off a portion of those expenses on her taxes.

I also think, due to the madness of the situation, she wouldn’t be able to write off any medication thus there is no reason to do it.

 

[pippeyyy]

Here is the clip about how she is going to be taking cute photos in these parachutes, sorry underwear. She's just click-baiting with this. Even if she did have someone to take them for there's no way you'd ever be able to see them over her gunt. You'd see maybe the color and that was it, unless she's doing ass pics. Ugh, that was Islamic content rating of a thought.

 

[scoootiepuff]

she spent an entire paycheck on layyygos and toys ...

literally burning money on children toys... but cant afford actual health improvements

makes sense.

But legos help her angzieteee!

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

Here is the clip about how she is going to be taking cute photos in these parachutes, sorry underwear.

Jesus Fucking Christ idk if i could actually show that and have a smile on my face without dying of embarrassment.

omg

 

[Eskimoto]

I put Amber’s info into this calculator and it came back with a life expectancy of 36. She’s nearing the end. I’ll be shocked if she makes it that long.

https://www.projectbiglife.ca/life-expectancy-calculator

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I put Amber’s info into this calculator and it came back with a life expectancy of 36. She’s nearing the end. I’ll be shocked if she makes it that long.

https://www.projectbiglife.ca/life-expectancy-calculator

Unfortunately that calculator doesn’t take in account for death fats that are part cockroach.

Plot armor says she gonna make it to at least 40.

Hell the gunt is 41 and she still beezin.

 

[PanLake007]

If we start getting shampoo/hygiene product hauls, we know she's speaking with someone seriously.

How is it possible that there are still people who want to date her, unreal.

I think it's this castle, for only $399.99, the prices for both are insane, also Mario, way too expensive, Lego is so fucking greedy. What is she doing with all the Lego, didn't she gave away the Titanic when she moved? Also most of the stuff she buys is just dumb like the Lego sneaker.

 

[Miltank]

And here I am, old-fagging as I recall how pacifiers used to be part of the club scene because you were going to get royally fucked up on whatever pills were floating around that night and didn't want your teeth damaged from subsequent jaw clenching or chatter. When pacifiers were used by tweekers to avoid enamel damage.

Fuck, I feel old.

On topic, AL is fat and I would not have sex with her.

Fun fact: it’s still a thing in the club/drug scene so don’t feel too old

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Lego got super greedy when they realized consoomer adults would pay $800 for a Star Wars ship lego

 

[StrawberryDouche]

 

[FatalTater]

Chantal's out there being Carmen Sandiego running from the law and so Amber decides to literally show us her underpants.
What a time to be alive.