Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is her pathetic attempt to get attention on her from foodie. Nice ratty bra girl.

The funny thing about Amber is she claims to be so confident and would “stay this size” if it was healthy, but we still get these zoomed in cropped videos and pics hiding how her body really looks. Reminds me of when her and Dana launched OFs back in the day and every pic was close up face pics with ass crack cleavge.

TBH if I was Amber I would blow off YouTube and go full feedee. She hates vlogging, dated a feeder and has basically admitted that she doesn’t want to lose weight. Her channel is fucking boring as shit now so her becoming a feedee and her trolling on YouTube on the side makes sense to me.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
TBH if I was Amber I would blow off YouTube and go full feedee. She hates vlogging, dated a feeder and has basically admitted that she doesn’t want to lose weight. Her channel is fucking boring as shit now so her becoming a feedee and her trolling on YouTube on the side makes sense to me.
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agreed, she's so past the point of return why not just go out in a grease fire blaze of glory
 
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She says she thinks the scale is incorrect because she measured a gallon of water and it showed 1 lb. Bathroom scales that measure high weights like 700 lbs won’t be very accurate at low weights.

They’re also sensitive to where you put them on the floor.

I could believe she broke it though.

Also, she bought a whole case of these chicken protein chips.

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Calories said:
She says she thinks the scale is incorrect because she measured a gallon of water and it showed 1 lb. Bathroom scales that measure high weights like 700 lbs won’t be very accurate at low weights.

They’re also sensitive to where you put them on the floor.
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Or she needs to replace the fucking batteries but is pretending not to know this, because it is the best she can come up with for today's contrived attempt at Youtube drama. The "one gallon weighing one pound" thing is likely not even true, it's obviously her flimsy attempt to farm engagement by baiting comments trying to extrapolate from there and speculate what her real weight must be if the scale has been under-reporting her weight by a similarly large margin. But it's so important for Hamber to weigh herself regularly you guise, she needs to be diligent tracking all those half pound weight fluctuations, how else will her viewers know if she's grossly fucking obese???
 
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scoootiepuff said:
At this point does it really matter if you're 500 lbs or 600 lbs?
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Reminds me of that short lived era of Hamber documenting the .5 lbs on a white board everyday like that mattered. Bitch, you’re the weight of a vending machine, and you’re shaped like one too, until I see some actual pounds shed those .5 lbs you fluctuate aren’t going to shed those ankle balls anytime soon.
 
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So, if her logic about the scale is right that means for every 8 lbs it is off by 7 lbs in favor of being lighter. So if we take her at face value that she is only (good Lord only) 500lbs on the scale that means that it is off by 71 lbs, putting her at 571...which by the looks of her is probably pretty accurate.
Not a good cope there Jan.
 
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Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger said:
So, if her logic about the scale is right that means for every 8 lbs it is off by 7 lbs in favor of being lighter. So if we take her at face value that she is only (good Lord only) 500lbs on the scale that means that it is off by 71 lbs, putting her at 571...which by the looks of her is probably pretty accurate.
Not a good cope there Jan.
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Bro, go back to math class.

Also if Hamber had half a brain she would have weighed herself and then weighed herself holding the gallon of water and done the math...

Oh wait...
 
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