Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I mean there's BYU for one at least.

Oral Roberts and Liberty University too

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

@I call shenanigans We have a semi official one and other bars are dotted around the vicinity, but walking there would take some time and I thought it better to just get it over with quicker so I can have a drink at home.

But yeah, Amber's content is nigh nonexistant. Only hope right now is that she bags another exceptional lezbean to provide content for her.

 

[Everyday Beeze]

Oh big Beeze, I just had a flashback about Amber.
I remember when she got diagnosed with cancer, and had a brief flash of clarity and panic.
The Farms are full of people that are in carnal slumber.
It's most disturbing to see the moments of clarity oddly.
While I wish they would wake up and turn to the Lord, it's almost torturous to see them have these flashes.
I pray that I never enter into such a carnal death spiral. One must continue to reflect and acknowledge their shortcomings, and find comfort in being corrected rather than throwing a tantrum and getting defensive like an autistic faggot that can never be wrong.

I sink in deep mire, where there is no standing: I am come into deep waters, where the floods overflow me. - Pslams 69:2

 

[Springer]

I'd like to have a chat with whoever convinced her the high pigtails are cute on her. She looks like a fat cocker spaniel

Spaniels don’t deserves this.

being retarded or skitzo on a brand new account

 

[Calories]

my health has gone down hill, i feel my weight gain, & thoughts on Tammy Slaton | vlog​

Preservetube link

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Oh big Beeze, I just had a flashback about Amber.
I remember when she got diagnosed with cancer, and had a brief flash of clarity and panic.
The Farms are full of people that are in carnal slumber.
It's most disturbing to see the moments of clarity oddly.
While I wish they would wake up and turn to the Lord, it's almost torturous to see them have these flashes.
I pray that I never enter into such a carnal death spiral. One must continue to reflect and acknowledge their shortcomings, and find comfort in being corrected rather than throwing a tantrum and getting defensive like an autistic faggot that can never be wrong.

I sink in deep mire, where there is no standing: I am come into deep waters, where the floods overflow me. - Pslams 69:2

I make God watch me carnally slumber every day.

 

[Haliaeetus Vocifer]

I know it’s a tired observation, but her gargantuan fucking arm blubber never ceases to amaze me.

 

[+who.cares+]

 

[Everyday Beeze]

Being a beezer or beezin on a brand new account.

Try both.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

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The fuckin side saddles on her! Aaaaa my eyes!

 

[KittiestKitty]

She's fatter and gravity is doin' what gravity do.

 

[hamber's shelfbutt]

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She's a dainty 350lb queen

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Damn I think we might have a new high score!! Congrats gorl!

 

[Baking Muffins]

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Can't tell if she's that much bigger now or just sagging like crazy. A body really isn't meant to have gravity weighing down hundreds of pounds 24/7. She LIDURALLY looks like a melteen ice cream cone.

Spoiler: The future

 

[goat sneed]

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Is there a bigger wake up call than your body turning your guts into functioning armrests?

 

[McBoogerBall]

View attachment 7465014I know it’s a tired observation, but her gargantuan fucking arm blubber never ceases to amaze me.

The fact that you can almost see where her normal arm outline would be under that flab is kind of mesmerizing.

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Her body is starting to find new areas to store her excess fat again, it was originally that god forsaken back lump she calls her ass, but now her fat is moving to her hips and causing misshaped bulges on the sides of her stomach. Eventually the fat is going to store somewhere else and move to that forehead like pre-weightloss Tammy.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The fact that you can almost see where her normal arm outline would be under that flab is kind of mesmerizing.

Crude visual:

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While sagging and aging are definitely playing a role, they aren’t the sole reason for those liver boobs being as massive as they now are. I can fully believe that she’s at her highest ever weight (and only going to gain more from here).

 

[Mediogre]

Yeah, congrats Emiily, you are finally getting what you wanted out of Amber!

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

my health has gone down hill, i feel my weight gain, & thoughts on Tammy Slaton | vlog​

Preservetube link

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Thanks. Time to hear the reason for Amber's health deteriorating, which will, somehow, not be related to her weighing as much as a mature male silverback gorilla.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Hello and intro.

Just got ready to get those labs she announced in the last video done. Little sperg about how she will just always pronounce certain things retardedly, where she then defers responsibility to her mom because she also pronounces things wrong.

Before she leaves, she shows us her retarded pink sunglasses, which make her look like a giant toddler. Short shotof her arm after she got her blood drawn (I nominate this nurse for the Nobel Prize in medicine for being abke to find a vein).

Next day, fatty does her makeup as she talks about the weather in her area. Is gonna be a "furry mess" today because using a lint roller has become too hard I guess.

Shows off her outfit which clings to her skin and shows off her horrifying amorphous shape. Also got a new mesh shirt, a new brush, a buttermilk bronzer, and some "eyebrow stuff".

Shiws us a soda noodle dish she's been ordering lately from a place called BJ's. It's obvs good and chicken still nornally creeps her out. What folloes is a closet shot, without cubby, of her doing her laundry. She did not get her lab results today. Thinks her health getting worse is due to her hitting her 30s, and not due to her being the shape of a freshly spat out chewing gum.

Claims it's easy for people to find her veins. Snacktime. She's having uncured peppered salami, and chocolate sea salt carmel melts. Claims to be pbsessed with deinking water now. Editinglynn chimibg in saying she doesn't know for how much longer she can take these storms. Footage of her making ice cubes (kill me).

LEGO update. New scale was delivered. Blabs about 1000lbs sister and how she cried about Tammy being able to go to a different country. (I wonder if fatty still dreams of Bora Bora occasionally.) Scale unboxing and it's boring. Denies breaking her previous scale. Some weird tangent a out fat men telling her she's eating too much.

She shows us the new purse she will be using, and what she usually keeps in her purse: wallet (filled with usual wallet things), charger, earrings, a bunch of receipts, 5 pens, lipstick, Rebecca Minkoff(?) card, lipsticks, one of her scentbird, carmax, another pen and a business card someone gave her. As for what she's putting in her new purse, wallet stuff, bingo pens, carmax, lipsticks.

Editinglynn with another storm update, feat. amazing self tell abo7t how she read an entire article about why it storms so much in Oklahoma, but didn't absorb a single bit of information.

Comment of the day:

BrittneyBubby: you're almost in your 40s stop with the piggy tails all though it is suiting (3 hearts)
A: She's only 34, had to assur herself of her sanity by looking at tiktoks and other adults sporting pig tails, she's not gonna stop wearing them.

VashtaNerada67: you actually thought you weighed 350?? I laughed so hard I peed a little. You probably stood on tha scale and it span around a little until it landed on 350. I want to live in the reality you live in. (5 hearts)
A: Stopped reading halfway through because the scale showing 350 made her think it was broken, actually.

sammadladesma5929: Omg I love the red hearts on the black mesh! I'm pissed I didn't get it on sale! Hehe (1 heart)
A: announces new torrid haul and shows the amazon page of the heart mesh shirt.

Outro bye.

Oh wow, who could've guessed, the video is boring. Gorl got a new scale and is awaiting a Hashimoto's diagnosis.

Edited for spelling.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Can't tell if she's that much bigger now or just sagging like crazy.

I don't know, I have a hard time seeing weight fluctuations in deathfats (after about 250 lbs my brain just shunts them into the "FAT" category and is done with it) and it may just be the photo... but her arms look splayed out further to the side by her overall size than before, which I don't think sagging could adequately explain. There was a gap between her lower arms/hands and her saddlebags before with her arms "hanging" by her sides (sort of), now that's all been filled in with FAT. She's overall looking more lopsided as well.

I thought the old scale just needed a new battery and she bought a new one instead because it is a flimsy excuse to consoom, but now I'm wondering if she did that because the old one was (accurately) showing her a much higher number than she wants to admit to herself, and her assertion that it must be broken is just cope. Then the question is whether she is so strapped for ideas and attention that she actually will admit to a new high weight after drawing out the tease for a few videos, or if her ego will win out and we get a fake number.