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- Jun 5, 2021
Maybe she's born with it.Her body is a Hutt.
But when she looks into her viewfinder, she sees this:View attachment 7475122
Maybe it's Tatooine
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Maybe she's born with it.Her body is a Hutt.
But when she looks into her viewfinder, she sees this:View attachment 7475122
I agree. Unfortunately... the Elephant's Foot would actually be cool as fuck to hangout with. Amber, not so much...I think even the Elephant's Foot would be nicer.
Hardly. She’s not 5 foot wide. Her waist (circumference) is likely close to 5 feet, but she’s not that wide (diameter)Visual reminder that amber is literally roughly a 5 foot sphere of fat.
As aboveBoth in height and width.
Really? A sphere is NOT a 2 dimensional shape, it has three dimensions. I’d suggest you “don’t know shit” including not knowing what a sphere is.Yeah, that's what a fucking sphere is.
Idk why this comment was the one to push me over the edge to create an account. I'm a newfag and I don't know shit but I know what a sphere is.
Inspector Faggot reporting for duty.Really? A sphere is NOT a 2 dimensional shape, it has three dimensions. I’d suggest you “don’t know shit” including not knowing what a sphere is.
She's right though. Her heart is much deeper than most. It's under at least 8 inches more of a fat layer just to get to the breastbone, let alone what layer of crisco the heart is coated in.It probably brought a tear to Tammy’s eye to get such a genuine heartfelt shoutout from Amber LMAO
She means it so hard
As deep as her heart is
That’s where it’s there
"That's where it's there"It probably brought a tear to Tammy’s eye to get such a genuine heartfelt shoutout from Amber LMAO
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She means it so hard
As deep as her heart is
That’s where it’s there
She is fat but I think the weird lumpiness is because her underwear are too small and the waistband is cutting into her gunt. Would explain why she likes lace underwear so much, the elastic is more forgivingAs per usual Reddit forgot the middle photo between these two. Come on, reddit fags, show the full progression of her, I guess waist saddlebags? Is it the best name to this body horror? We need a new name for her body.
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2021
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Her giant fupa has a W look to it from her surgery.
Just for shits and gigs from 2021:
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This was a few weeks after her hysterectomy. So it seems like the W appearance of her fupa is related to the surgery.
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Edit to avoid double-posting:
Her arm progression thanks to gravity:
Now
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2020-ish
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This is "do you ears hang low" song but with her arm fupas.
Her trying to convince anyone she weighs less than she did in these photos is really funny. Bitch, we have eyes.
Images and gif are from the pics of Amber thread in her old board.
The definition of pyrrhic victory.I hate admitting it but she is fucking winning this battle and the proof is this thread. It has slowed down to crawl yet her numbers stay the same.
The fact that you can almost see where her normal arm outline would be under that flab is kind of mesmerizing.
Her body is starting to find new areas to store her excess fat again, it was originally that god forsaken back lump she calls her ass, but now her fat is moving to her hips and causing misshaped bulges on the sides of her stomach. Eventually the fat is going to store somewhere else and move to that forehead like pre-weightloss Tammy.
In a sicker way, the internet will inevitably win. At Amber's final stage of life, the haydurs will be all she has left to turn to.In a sick way, she has won this battle with the internet. Her views never seem to dip below 30 k a video regardless of the effort she puts in. She is never gonna win over the farmers but the general yt audience would definitely support her if she was actually sincere, set realistic goals and hit said goals.
"Personal things" = washcloth got stuck
I can’t stop visualizing Amberlynn looking like the “missing puppy” gag, where instead of a puppy between her shelf ass, it’s a chunk of her sink resting between her cheeks.The counter of her bathroom sink broke and she can’t wipe now
I am not certain of the reason, whether it's a new caretaker, a dangleen limb, a cellulitis puddle, her mom going back to jail, Her scale showing a new high score or Amber simply being in her feelings.Guess we'll hear what she has to say soon. But not tonight because she canceled the livestream again.