Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Visual reminder that amber is literally roughly a 5 foot sphere of fat.
Hardly. She’s not 5 foot wide. Her waist (circumference) is likely close to 5 feet, but she’s not that wide (diameter)
Both in height and width.
As above
Yeah, that's what a fucking sphere is.

Idk why this comment was the one to push me over the edge to create an account. I'm a newfag and I don't know shit but I know what a sphere is.
Really? A sphere is NOT a 2 dimensional shape, it has three dimensions. I’d suggest you “don’t know shit” including not knowing what a sphere is.
 
Really? A sphere is NOT a 2 dimensional shape, it has three dimensions. I’d suggest you “don’t know shit” including not knowing what a sphere is.
Inspector Faggot reporting for duty.

Also Big Al is way more toxic than the elephants foot. Y'all are insulting radioactive waste by comparing it to Hamboar.
 
It probably brought a tear to Tammy’s eye to get such a genuine heartfelt shoutout from Amber LMAO
She means it so hard
As deep as her heart is
That’s where it’s there
She's right though. Her heart is much deeper than most. It's under at least 8 inches more of a fat layer just to get to the breastbone, let alone what layer of crisco the heart is coated in.
 
God she is so boring. I know that’s nothing new but shit I’m starting to think this slop is her MO and she is happy with it.

She is greedy as fuck and of course would love more money and positive attention but I starting to think that she is content with her lot in life.

In a sick way, she has won this battle with the internet. Her views never seem to dip below 30 k a video regardless of the effort she puts in. She is never gonna win over the farmers but the general yt audience would definitely support her if she was actually sincere, set realistic goals and hit said goals.

Until then she can just exist in fat space knowing that enough hate watchers will be out there, waiting to see what shit she puts out next.

The only thing that could stop this would either be a financial issue or a health scare and honestly I don’t see either of them happening anytime soon.

Also, at this point, what health scare could actually motivate her? She free bleed for years, had her baby maker removed, and had the Big C and none of those weee enough to make her change her ways.

I hate admitting it but she is fucking winning this battle and the proof is this thread. It has slowed down to crawl yet her numbers stay the same.
 
As per usual Reddit forgot the middle photo between these two. Come on, reddit fags, show the full progression of her, I guess waist saddlebags? Is it the best name to this body horror? We need a new name for her body.
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Her giant fupa has a W look to it from her surgery.
Just for shits and gigs from 2021:
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This was a few weeks after her hysterectomy. So it seems like the W appearance of her fupa is related to the surgery.

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Her arm progression thanks to gravity:
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2020-ish
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This is "do you ears hang low" song but with her arm fupas.
Her trying to convince anyone she weighs less than she did in these photos is really funny. Bitch, we have eyes.

Images and gif are from the pics of Amber thread in her old board.
She is fat but I think the weird lumpiness is because her underwear are too small and the waistband is cutting into her gunt. Would explain why she likes lace underwear so much, the elastic is more forgiving
 
tammy had that eyebrow ridge her entire life. just saw a promo clip teasing her skin removal and they showed a montage of pics, she was fuckin born with that shit homie
The fact that you can almost see where her normal arm outline would be under that flab is kind of mesmerizing.

Her body is starting to find new areas to store her excess fat again, it was originally that god forsaken back lump she calls her ass, but now her fat is moving to her hips and causing misshaped bulges on the sides of her stomach. Eventually the fat is going to store somewhere else and move to that forehead like pre-weightloss Tammy.
 
In a sick way, she has won this battle with the internet. Her views never seem to dip below 30 k a video regardless of the effort she puts in. She is never gonna win over the farmers but the general yt audience would definitely support her if she was actually sincere, set realistic goals and hit said goals.
In a sicker way, the internet will inevitably win. At Amber's final stage of life, the haydurs will be all she has left to turn to.
 
Oh nooo, whatever.

Courtesy to some paying fag on Reddit.
 

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She'll probably come back with a new diagnosis and act like it's the end of the world for a week. She'll probably also add that the amount of medicine she has to take is scary and going to cause more harm than good. Same old fat story.

However, I really hope that there's a new caregiver afoot. Hearing her drop hints about whoever she thinks she's dating would be considered a highlight in whatever slop she makes.
 
Guess we'll hear what she has to say soon. But not tonight because she canceled the livestream again.
I am not certain of the reason, whether it's a new caretaker, a dangleen limb, a cellulitis puddle, her mom going back to jail, Her scale showing a new high score or Amber simply being in her feelings.

What I am certain of is that Amber is currently doing a multi day binge, and I love that for her.
 
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