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I was eating dinner when I read this. Amber, want my leftovers? Are you hongry? Have you ea-un yet today?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I was eating dinner when I read this. Amber, want my leftovers? Are you hongry? Have you ea-un yet today?
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Around this time, Kristine was also living in a car with her lesbian "wifey" (they were never married) getting high as regularly as they could, while dodging warrants for her arrest. Prison was the best thing to happen to her, by a long shot.
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She strikes me as a Nickelback fan who uses that icon from the early 2000s that has a crying girl and says "I walk in the rain so no one knows I'm crying." Possible juggalette as well.
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I wonder if AL is going to upload another weigh in any time soon. I remember her saying that Big Beck is going to film it. When she said that she also states that she has gained weight (no shit). This makes me think that it was already filmed when she talked about it.
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Wow, skimmed through the last few days postings... Gonna have reevaluate.
Bitchinista
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I can't bring myself to sit through the hours of the latest YN broadcasts ( @666EVE666 you are a saint) so maybe you guys can help me out. Does someone know which video, and a timestamp for that video, where Becky blows AL's cover about Rafe actually taking both cats? I need to see her reaction.
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If you look in the description of the YN recordings, she has put useful timestamps
NobodyReally
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Timestamped the cats part
Becky: We're just not allowed to have cats
Amber Lynn: Well, I was allowed but....it's a long story
Amber Lynn: Well, I was allowed but....it's a long story
JayBlue
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They are both so incredibly fat. i wonder how much they weigh together? I'm thinking almost 1,000 pounds. I hope beck doesn't get any bigger...but she is with AL so of course she is going to.
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Hence why Becks wanted to take an apple for lunch, but the Wal-Mart fiend was like, "That's not a lunch." Completely unfathomable to her to have a single piece of fruit for lunch or even a snack for that matter. Her usual snacks while "counting calories" consisted a piece of fruit, a cheese stick, and something else. A decent meal for most.
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I never understood why she loves Walmart so fucking much. Oh wait, because it's full of other trash heaps like herself.
honeybooboochild
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Sooo, Amber showed on younow that she made right around $1960 the last 30 days. Becky also commented on younow that Amber, 'makes more than I do.' Since we often talk about her income and lack of insurance, I broke down her income in hopes that when Amber and Becky read this post, they might realize that maybe her YouTube gig isn't so lucrative after all. After all, neither of them think like actual productive adults so maybe this will help them a bit.
Long post warning, and I don't know how to insert it into a 'spoiler' to shorten the post. My apologies now.
Let's be generous and say Amber makes $2000 this month. This would be equivalent to a $12.50 per hour job that has NO BENEFITS. On paper maybe $2000 a month sounds good, but $2000 is her GROSS pay, and not the standard take home pay people who pay taxes and insurance receive. Considering Amber has no dependants and no deductions like home ownership or charitable donations, her tax rate would be around 25%. This means she should immediately put aside $500 from her monthly check, decreasing her take home pay to $1500. Small business owners often claim that their taxes are much higher simply because their employer isn't matching their exemptions, so we are using hypothetical higher rates. Amber doesn't have an employer paying into her social security or a 401k, so with her remaining $1500, she should set aside another 20% for retirement, or $300. Again these numbers might seem high but only putting $300 a month in a retirement account is dangerously low for someone who isn't paying into social security, which means when she can draw on her social security, her benefits will be much lower than someone who paid into them their whole life. Amber- just so you know, if you don't pay as much into SS as someone who worked their whole life, your monthly check is smaller. Just FYI. You will also need to work past the standard retirement rate to get a larger monthly check, too.
Anyway- her check (take home pay) is now $1200 after taxes and retirement. Now let's consider health insurance. Since she doesn't have an employer paying for a potion of her insurance, her rate will be SKY HIGH. Her income level will certainly qualify her for some sort of cheaper insurance, but lets go on the low side and say her out of pocket costs for insurance would be $400 a month. Her take home pay is now $800 a month. Doesn't look like YouTube is so lucrative anymore, does it Amber?
Now with her remaining $800, she would have to pay for her food, cell phone, student loan, and whatever small bills she has left. $800 won't go far when you have at least $400 of that going to food and eating out each month. The numbers quickly show us that Amber is now in a deficit, and not a surplus. That's never good.
Looking just as these numbers shows anyone that Ambers YouTube gig isn't this lucatrive, super successful job like she claims. Her not paying her taxes, planning for retirement, or paying for insurance might not be on her mind right now, but for someone pushing 30, she needs to think about these things. In this position, she couldn't even qualify for a cheap used car, let alone anything meaningful that will help her financial stability in the future. Even a job like McDonald's who often start at $10-12 an hour is a better job than YouTube (when you have a small channel like hers, that is). You see Amber and Becky, $10 an hour jobs carry benefits packages that add on at least $4-7 an hour. It might seem that Amber is making more than becky on take home pay alone, but after you look at what she's really making per hour, you suddenly realize that her YouTube simply isn't enough to sustain her lifestyle. She can claim she can live alone and be super independent all she wants, but numbers don't lie. After all the benefits are removed from her $12.50 per hour job, she's probably making closer to $6 an hour, or much less than the minimum wage, meaning she doesn't have a real full time job after all.
Lastly- sure she maybe makes a few hundred off of younow, but that is soooo unstable that no one would consider that money as part of her income. Hell, she didn't even go on there for over a month recently. That younow is simply a small supplement. $2000 a month is nothing to frown upon. Please don't think I'm looking down on that as peasant wages, but it simply is not enough for someone her age to function in society. Not even in cheap Kentucky is she making enough to pay taxes and plan a small retirement. I hope either she or Becky actually at least slightly considers this post (they won't) and realizes that Amber actually does need a 5 year plan that isn't focused solely on YouTube. If she keeps doing that, she's going to be in REAL trouble very soon.
Of course an apple isn't a lunch to someone who's only been awake for about 4 hours, but already took it 1100 cals of food. Her lunch alone consisted of FOUR slices of a high calorie, hearty bread, peanut butter, jelly, and some other small calorie add on. I also have a feeling she used more than 2 tablespoons of peanut butter on her 4 slices of wheat bread, but she probably just 'guessed' on the serving. She will never lose weight when she's eating meals like that. She can't put the energy into actually finding a balanced meal.
Long post warning, and I don't know how to insert it into a 'spoiler' to shorten the post. My apologies now.
Let's be generous and say Amber makes $2000 this month. This would be equivalent to a $12.50 per hour job that has NO BENEFITS. On paper maybe $2000 a month sounds good, but $2000 is her GROSS pay, and not the standard take home pay people who pay taxes and insurance receive. Considering Amber has no dependants and no deductions like home ownership or charitable donations, her tax rate would be around 25%. This means she should immediately put aside $500 from her monthly check, decreasing her take home pay to $1500. Small business owners often claim that their taxes are much higher simply because their employer isn't matching their exemptions, so we are using hypothetical higher rates. Amber doesn't have an employer paying into her social security or a 401k, so with her remaining $1500, she should set aside another 20% for retirement, or $300. Again these numbers might seem high but only putting $300 a month in a retirement account is dangerously low for someone who isn't paying into social security, which means when she can draw on her social security, her benefits will be much lower than someone who paid into them their whole life. Amber- just so you know, if you don't pay as much into SS as someone who worked their whole life, your monthly check is smaller. Just FYI. You will also need to work past the standard retirement rate to get a larger monthly check, too.
Anyway- her check (take home pay) is now $1200 after taxes and retirement. Now let's consider health insurance. Since she doesn't have an employer paying for a potion of her insurance, her rate will be SKY HIGH. Her income level will certainly qualify her for some sort of cheaper insurance, but lets go on the low side and say her out of pocket costs for insurance would be $400 a month. Her take home pay is now $800 a month. Doesn't look like YouTube is so lucrative anymore, does it Amber?
Now with her remaining $800, she would have to pay for her food, cell phone, student loan, and whatever small bills she has left. $800 won't go far when you have at least $400 of that going to food and eating out each month. The numbers quickly show us that Amber is now in a deficit, and not a surplus. That's never good.
Looking just as these numbers shows anyone that Ambers YouTube gig isn't this lucatrive, super successful job like she claims. Her not paying her taxes, planning for retirement, or paying for insurance might not be on her mind right now, but for someone pushing 30, she needs to think about these things. In this position, she couldn't even qualify for a cheap used car, let alone anything meaningful that will help her financial stability in the future. Even a job like McDonald's who often start at $10-12 an hour is a better job than YouTube (when you have a small channel like hers, that is). You see Amber and Becky, $10 an hour jobs carry benefits packages that add on at least $4-7 an hour. It might seem that Amber is making more than becky on take home pay alone, but after you look at what she's really making per hour, you suddenly realize that her YouTube simply isn't enough to sustain her lifestyle. She can claim she can live alone and be super independent all she wants, but numbers don't lie. After all the benefits are removed from her $12.50 per hour job, she's probably making closer to $6 an hour, or much less than the minimum wage, meaning she doesn't have a real full time job after all.
Lastly- sure she maybe makes a few hundred off of younow, but that is soooo unstable that no one would consider that money as part of her income. Hell, she didn't even go on there for over a month recently. That younow is simply a small supplement. $2000 a month is nothing to frown upon. Please don't think I'm looking down on that as peasant wages, but it simply is not enough for someone her age to function in society. Not even in cheap Kentucky is she making enough to pay taxes and plan a small retirement. I hope either she or Becky actually at least slightly considers this post (they won't) and realizes that Amber actually does need a 5 year plan that isn't focused solely on YouTube. If she keeps doing that, she's going to be in REAL trouble very soon.
Of course an apple isn't a lunch to someone who's only been awake for about 4 hours, but already took it 1100 cals of food. Her lunch alone consisted of FOUR slices of a high calorie, hearty bread, peanut butter, jelly, and some other small calorie add on. I also have a feeling she used more than 2 tablespoons of peanut butter on her 4 slices of wheat bread, but she probably just 'guessed' on the serving. She will never lose weight when she's eating meals like that. She can't put the energy into actually finding a balanced meal.
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CallMeWalrus
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Agreed. But if you ask me, she's getting paid a lot of money to do literally nothing. "Watch me clean." Seriously, gorl? I can't believe her subscribers keep growing and growing.
I think YouNow determines how often she uploads. If she makes a lot of money on YouNow, she gets lazy with YouTube. If people aren't giving her money on YouNow, then she uploads more on YouTube. Again, lazy.
honeybooboochild
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Oh I agree totally that the money she is making is a stupid amount considering the lack of effort or fucks she puts in it. And with younow, it does entirely depend on how often she is live because that's when she can get bars. She doesn't get nearly as many likes and bars as smaller streamers do, so I really don't think she's making much there.
I forgot to mention that her current rate per thousand views is about $2.5 per thousand. That's not terrible, but not nearly as high as bigger youtubers who get $4-7 per thousand views.
Edited to change cents to dollars.
CallMeWalrus
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It seriously blows my mind. Last 30 days +1,300 subscribers and 770,000+ views. Like wut gorl? I can't even! Big AL is the next Amy Slaton fer sure.
Ea'un_ALl_dae
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Was lurking and just had to join because of how juicy this all is. Somehow I made it through some of the younow streams -cxnt you are an actual ray of sunshine for being able to get through those- and here are some screencaps I took. I was surprised no one else had posted them yet, but here are the high school pictures she showed off *vom* and her and rafe's reactions right when the hader joined and let her have it
This hader looks familiar though, possibly someone else who posted on youtube about our delicate hamplanet? I just can't remember who that is.
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Welcome!
Yes, she made a few videos about AL including a How to Clean a Litterbox video.
CallMeWalrus
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Discussing your trolling or trolling plans will get you threadbans. Final warning.
Does anyone else like to troll Big AL on YouNow or am I the only one?
OoOoOhh rated dumb and autistic. YAS GORL!
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Ambergris is a two ton predator. She has a specialized skill of locating every exceptional, low self esteem having, double-wide, codependent, covert attention whore within a 100 mile radius. I am positive she is also filling up their heads with dreams of YT stardom to ease them into the long con. None of these delayed hoes got much attention as children, so I am sure random strangers love bombing them on YT turns them into one-eyed dogs in a meat house. I am shocked at how fast these straight to video, B-roll individuals start vlogging within five days of meeting the porcine lothario.
She covertly and overtly coerces them to be in her vlogs, get them hooked on the attention, and then begins to consume all the hopes and dreams and cheetos of anyone she touches. She is an obese succubus.
The only one not falling for the banana in the tailpipe right now is Hannah. However, I don't know how long that is going to last because Rafe is steady trying to get her on camera. Either they will cut Ambergris off or they will end up divorced. I can also see this turning into a domestic violence situation in either relationship. Becks looks like a tooth chipper.
...sorry if my views are late. Just trying to do my share to keeps the pounds piling up in this thread.
She covertly and overtly coerces them to be in her vlogs, get them hooked on the attention, and then begins to consume all the hopes and dreams and cheetos of anyone she touches. She is an obese succubus.
The only one not falling for the banana in the tailpipe right now is Hannah. However, I don't know how long that is going to last because Rafe is steady trying to get her on camera. Either they will cut Ambergris off or they will end up divorced. I can also see this turning into a domestic violence situation in either relationship. Becks looks like a tooth chipper.
...sorry if my views are late. Just trying to do my share to keeps the pounds piling up in this thread.