Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dovahshit]

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shes finally getting a piece of her own cake
'bout time

 

[iamalolcow]

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night just wondering what AL smells like...? does becky need to wipe her ass for her? can she fit in a regular shower? really curious.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber never makes mistakes guiiiise, she only does strange and stupid things on purpose because she's just quirky and cute like that.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Regarding Amber's latest video.. this is a powerlevel but I don't care because it's funny

I was watching her video and my fiancee was watching football, being very loud about what was happening so I said, "Honey, please." She said, "Oh, I'm sorry..." and looked over at what I was watching and said, "Holy SHIT that's a HUGE plate of food!"
She has no interest in Amber or her videos so I find it very funny to get an outsider's point of view on this trainwreck lol

 

[Ambaby]

tbh I think someone is about to get got

Maybe I am wrong but it seems to me that every time there starts to be some trouble in hamberlynn's paradise, or at least she might think trouble is a possibility she suddenly has new online friends to shout out in her videos.

if I remember correctly this is kind of how it went down with destiny, she started mentioning nena toward the end, who was so obviously a mark gone wrong. So she is finding knew marks to con, bringing them into her carb filled friendship by making them feel special in her youtube videos with shoutouts. Maybe this is a sign her and becks are on the outs or maybe its just coincidence

You know what, that's a good call. I mean, it could be coincidence, but that is exactly how she met Becks. Drew her in through the comments section...

 

[EH 110]

Right? She keep pronouncing balsamic balsămic and says she's know she's wrong, but "GORL, I gotta be myself!"

Yeah, but, who ARE you, Big Amber? Do you even know?

 

[Assgardian]

Right? She keep pronouncing balsamic balsămic and says she's know she's wrong, but "GORL, I gotta be myself!"

She used to say the same thing about pronouncing the silent T in everything like buffeT and gourmeT. Same reason, because that's just who she is.

Can't fault her I guess, because she should identify with being illiterate.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Ralphie May died today at 45 and he's only 400lbs.

Men die earlier on average though . . .

She once lost 89 pounds, she could possibly make it to her mid forties if she just only did that again.

 

[oasys]

At least put dates in your fucking thread titles you neanderthals

 

[Radomil]

Here we see AL planning for things that will never happen.

It's pretty established that if you spend a great deal of time fantasizing and daydreaming/planning about completing a goal, even if you never lift a finger to fix a thing, you'll have a sense of accomplishment as if you'd actually done something about the problem.


She's likely committing this mental masturbation will goin' full hawg on some cheetos.

 

[Flareon]

How to lose 20lbs when you're 500lbs: basic portion control

 

[JayBlue]

On a different note—I wonder if she would make a video about the fire in Santa Rosa, CA. It’s close to where she grew up I believe. But I doubt that she knows what’s going on.

 

[666EVE666]

On a different note—I wonder if she would make a video about the fire in Santa Rosa, CA. It’s close to where she grew up I believe. But I doubt that she knows what’s going on.

I doubt she'll make an entire video on it, but she knows about it. Maybe she'll mention how it affects her and how sad she is about it like she did with her mom's cancer diagnosis.

 

[Xenomorph]

I doubt she'll make an entire video on it, but she knows about it. Maybe she'll mention how it affects her and how sad she is about it like she did with her mom's cancer diagnosis.

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So shes not used to the meth labs burning down? I mean she was raised in one.

 

[Assgardian]

I doubt she'll make an entire video on it, but she knows about it. Maybe she'll mention how it affects her and how sad she is about it like she did with her mom's cancer diagnosis.

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This is just like her reaction to the hurricanes on YN. She went straight into rambling about how she used to live in the area and how she wants to visit because it means so much to her blah blah. IIRC someone said "it's not about you" and she got sour af about it.

 

[Melania Trump]

This is just like her reaction to the hurricanes on YN. She went straight into rambling about how she used to live in the area and how she wants to visit because it means so much to her blah blah. IIRC someone said "it's not about you" and she got sour af about it.

She has an annoying habit of bringing every natural disaster/terror attack/[insert devastating event here] back to herself. If it's not "I used to live there"/"was raised there" it's "I almost cried when I heard about it". It's insanely narcissistic. I don't think she knows how to sympathize or relate to other people without bringing it back to herself in some way.

 

[LadyLass]

She makes my heart hurt from second hand saturated fat.

 

[Pretzel Time]

I don't know if this has been asked before, but does Amberlynn wear a weave? Or even a wig? Her hair is stupid long and she constantly flips it like she's showing off and it doesn't look real to me.

 

[GORL]

I don't know if this has been asked before, but does Amberlynn wear a weave? Or even a wig? Her hair is stupid long and she constantly flips it like she's showing off and it doesn't look real to me.

No, it's all her hair. It's her pride and joy. It's the only thing on her body that she considers beautiful. It's why she won't cut it. (Well, and she probably can't fit in a salon chair.)

 

[EH 110]

I just wish she'd stop parting her hair from the opposite side of her head. A slightly off-center part would look so much better. I like how she claims the comb-over is "bangs." Big Amber is stupid about a lot of things, but I can't believe she doesn't even know what bangs are. LOL