Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[formerfatcow]

Honestly having hair as long as AL's seems like it would be so uncomfortable. It'd be a chore for someone with average mobility to care for hair that length- washing, brushing, and drying it. Not to mention getting it caught on or stuck between things.

So on top of choosing to do nothing about her extreme morbid obesity, which has to be miserable in itself, she chooses to add the exhausting task of having unnecessarily long hair.

It's almost like she enjoys making life as difficult as possible for herself.

 

[C3PBRO]

She's also said (it was on a YN when someone asked for the millionth time if she'd consider cutting it) that she'd only cut it if she lost weight because short hair doesn't look good on bigger girls. I think she thinks that if she has more hair, it makes her look more proportionate or counterbalances her weight somehow.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She thinks if she had short hair she'd look like a lesbian.

Once hair gets past a certain length, like boob length, it becomes what I call "creepy long" and you just look like a nutcase, especially if you're also 500 lbs. She could hack off two feet of hair and people probably wouldn't even notice.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Maybe she thinks the long hair hides her back fat?

Or maybe she's just one of those women who think that hair is more feminine the longer it is. Dunno, but now I feel like binge watching What Not to Wear.

 

[Chickenpox]

Maybe she thinks the long hair hides her back fat?

could be! Maybe she has the same back fat like Amy Slaton already. I mean, she is like 100 lbs heavier than Amy anyways

 

[Dovahshit]

Maybe she thinks the long hair hides her back fat?

Or maybe she's just one of those women who think that hair is more feminine the longer it is. Dunno, but now I feel like binge watching What Not to Wear.

or that it will make her face look less big or more feminine, but all it does is make her look even more sloppier the longer she doesnt cut it or atleast cut those dead ends

 

[GORL]

She's also said (it was on a YN when someone asked for the millionth time if she'd consider cutting it) that she'd only cut it if she lost weight because short hair doesn't look good on bigger girls. I think she thinks that if she has more hair, it makes her look more proportionate or counterbalances her weight somehow.

Sooo, using AL's logic, Becky doesn't look good.

 

[C3PBRO]

Sooo, using AL's logic, Becky doesn't look good.

Maybe Beck has a flowing mane of majestic locks tucked protectively beneath her technicolor baseball cap? We've never seen her without it. Lol jk, it would take way more than hair to make her look good anyway.

 

[JayBlue]

Since AL does a lot of charity work she will probably donate to Sonoma county’s fire.

 

[Octomet]

Maybe Beck has a flowing mane of majestic locks tucked protectively beneath her technicolor baseball cap? We've never seen her without it. Lol jk, it would take way more than hair to make her look good anyway.

That's a negative on the flowing locks. Just one smashed old man combover.

 

[Ambaby]

Since AL does a lot of charity work she will probably donate to Sonoma county’s fire.

Her hair, I hope.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

No, never. Every time someone mentions donating hair she reminds how they only take virgin hair, and her hair aint no virgin gooorrlll. I guess she's dyed it before. Must've been years ago because I can't recall a hair dye vlog.

 

[JayBlue]

She either probably doesn’t know what virgin hair is...or she will look for any excuse not to cut it.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

The comment section in her newest video is full of Amber fans? Where are they all coming from

I just wish she'd stop parting her hair from the opposite side of her head. A slightly off-center part would look so much better. I like how she claims the comb-over is "bangs." Big Amber is stupid about a lot of things, but I can't believe she doesn't even know what bangs are. LOL

If we can even call this a part lol and look at all that grease in there, yum! That's at least week old unwashed hair

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She often brags about how she only washes her hair once a week. The oils make it long. It's her beauty trick.

 

[Assgardian]

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If we can even call this a part lol and look at all that grease in there, yum! That's at least week old unwashed hair

Not to go full conspiracy but when things were going badly with Destiny she went through a phase of not brushing her hair.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

She often brags about how she only washes her hair once a week. The oils make it long. It's her beauty trick.

That's gross.

 

[Lady of the House]

AL should look into cutting her hair into an almost bob length style ala Adele. Her hair is really flat and greasy, and a lot of semi-short styles flatten fat faces. The whole reason short-short hair looks good on alot thin women is because they have an actual neck to display.

Spoiler: semi-powerlevel sperging

I'm an underweight woman with a pixie cut (I dress pretty feminine), and the amount of fat women with the cut is astounding. I think that is mostly has to do with lack of care for styling (though shaping it is pretty difficult) and that pixie cuts don't get very greasy.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

"The other day" she bought a new purse with Dana and Destiny, yet she somehow has keys in there from her old place. But we're supposed to believe she didn't prepack that shit just to make a video lol

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

"The other day" she bought a new purse with Dana and Destiny, yet she somehow has keys in there from her old place. But we're supposed to believe she didn't prepack that shit just to make a video lol

I think she said she just transferred stuff from her old bag to the new one. She makes shit up, so who knows.