Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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C3PBRO said:
Thumbnails from her more recent YouNows;
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Her face looks so lumpy and pasty, like a bowl of mash.
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The duckface with the sunken in eyes surrounded by diabetic raccoon eyes is such a lovely combination.
 
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Oh Hamburgers said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4uzXshty3c

1:11 This looks just like Amber's shelf butt! And she likes to pretend she's no where near looking like the people on that show! pfft
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The difference is that Zsalynn lost 400 pounds since then, and that's not counting divorcing her feeder fetishist ex-husband who literally waved a burger under her nose on the ride home from her gastric bypass surgery.
 
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Octomet said:
For some reason that first picture screams prison photo ID to me.

And she deleted everything off her curvycaloriess Instagram after someone brought it to her attention on YouNow last night/this morning.
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She spent a while reading her captions from that IG and reveling in how deep her writing is. She removed everything to "start clean" and says "I WISH I was 450 lbs..." but remains adamant that she is not 499 or 500 lbs.
 
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Its pretty obvious that The Thumb quit her job and that they're trying to turn AL's channel into an the AL & Thumb show since everyone in the comments squawks about how much they love The Thumb. The only reason they can get away with living off of AL's channel is because they live in bumfuck nowhere. I have no doubt that she's making a couple grand a month with her videos with 3+ ads on each video, but if she was living anywhere other than the backwoods there is no way she'd be able to live off what she's making on YT.
 
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the hugga bunch said:
Its pretty obvious that The Thumb quit her job and that they're trying to turn AL's channel into an the AL & Thumb show since everyone in the comments squawks about how much they love The Thumb. The only reason they can get away with living off of AL's channel is because they live in bumfuck nowhere. I have no doubt that she's making a couple grand a month with her videos with 3+ ads on each video, but if she was living anywhere other than the backwoods there is no way she'd be able to live off what she's making on YT.
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What was the The Thumb‘s job anyway?

Being the wrecking ball in a demolition firm?
 
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In her newest video she mentioned she "had a few prerecorded videos"

Bitch, every one of your videos for the past two weeks has been prerecorded

She even mentions how "if she's not better soon she's going to see the doctor" which she mentioned last weekend, so this video is prerecorded

holy shit Al is totally a climate change denier

Becky asks if she thinks the ozone is diminishing and she gives an annoyed response, then when Becky says she thinks it is she sounds surprised she said yes

That's hilarious
 
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SpokesBottom said:
Sorry for the double post but holy shit Al is totally a climate change denier

Becky asks if she thinks the ozone is diminishing and she gives an annoyed response, then when Becky says she thinks it is she sounds surprised she said yes

That's hilarious
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I'm dying to know where the fuck she hangs out on the internet that she's picking up these ideas. She doesn't know who the fuck Stalin is but is picking up these wackadoo theories?
 
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Amber, you're clearly really fucking sick. You need Becky to go into Wal Mart to get you your cold remedies. So why the fuck are you mustering all your energy to hang out with small children - right before Christmas?!
Adults can make a choice whether or not to spend time with someone - these little kids (with less sophisticated immune systems) are having you and your sickness thrust upon them because you're so obsessed with hanging out with your ex girlfriend you can't resist. Fuck you for not being able to think about anyone other than yourself. If those little girls are sick for Christmas, I hope you know its YOUR fault.
 
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I don't get how they all hang out and double date so much, when in almost every live feed AL reads out comments saying that she traded up (when it comes to Destiny vs Becky) and blatantly agrees with them. Not to mention parroting all the posts that say she seems so much happier with Becky. Maybe it's just because Destiny obviously doesn't watch her videos.
 
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