Malibougie
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Beacon probably makes a burrito and covers it in chocolate gravy
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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FeedMeLobsterNow
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It's just a burrito smothered in enchilada sauce and melted cheese .
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I don't really think we should be maligning enchiladas like this.
SpokesBottom
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This is a weird thought I had, but has anyone ever noticed that Al has a really hard time trying to come up with her own independent thought to describe something?
An example would be her buying something in a vlog and just reading the packaging verbatim (even though we can read the packaging) It just comes across as very weird to me, because it never has a natural flow either. It's stilted and weird
An example would be her buying something in a vlog and just reading the packaging verbatim (even though we can read the packaging) It just comes across as very weird to me, because it never has a natural flow either. It's stilted and weird
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When she reads food packages it bothers the heck out of me, like she's trying to play up how healthy everything is, when it isn't.
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"These popsicles are only 500 calories!"
The way she downplays how much shit she eats is crazy to me, too. It's some intense denial.
Malibougie
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Goodness, even when she reads the package she can’t comprehend that the “g” stands for “grams”.
In today’s YouNow, Becky confessed that she indeed intends on making a bride out of AL which means survival for Amber. Because let’s face it, I don’t think AL is actually smart enough to survive on her own in the wild and and it also means that I have given Becky more credit for her level of intelligence than I should have.
In today’s YouNow, Becky confessed that she indeed intends on making a bride out of AL which means survival for Amber. Because let’s face it, I don’t think AL is actually smart enough to survive on her own in the wild and and it also means that I have given Becky more credit for her level of intelligence than I should have.
SpokesBottom
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I wish Al would stop harping on about how she's going to ignore the haters and people who criticize her and actually fucking do it like a regular, adult human being who grew up on the internet and knows how it works. But then I forgot if she did that, she wouldn't have a narrative to continue to victimize herself to allow for her legions of fans to continue to stroke her ego about how she's the only person on the internet who has ever been targeted by nameless randos just trying to get a rise out of people
the hugga bunch
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AL is so fucking paranoid of going to a doctor at this point. She knows she's going to be told she has diabeetus, maybe even an enlarged heart and high cholesterol. She's been sick for WEEKS and keeps saying "well if I'm not better tomorrow..." and yet, no hospital visit. She use to say she was scared of going because "it'll cost too much money" and then she found out from her friends that you can get a checkup for a couple hundred bucks. Still no visit. She is so deathly afraid of being told what we've all been telling her that she's going to let herself die in her sleep before she reaches 30.
I remember back in the day AL would go on about how she would never have weight loss surgery because "she's lost the weight before" but at this point she will never get below 400lbs again without a medical intervention. I don't get it honestly, she'd probably actually gain some subscribers (sitting at 40k forever gorl and trying to say you're gaining... yeah fat rolls but not subscribers) if she was successful with a weight loss journey. She thinks because she "got famous" and was able to live off YT money for going viral for being a metric ton that she'll only get views if she continues to stay so over weight. While we're all pleased to watch her grow to 500lbs+ people eat actual weight loss channels up. She could easily have 100k+ subscribers if she tried. I honestly don't get her excuse at this point.
She has the means to financially purchase healthy food, and to do nothing but work out since she hasn't worked in years now.
I remember back in the day AL would go on about how she would never have weight loss surgery because "she's lost the weight before" but at this point she will never get below 400lbs again without a medical intervention. I don't get it honestly, she'd probably actually gain some subscribers (sitting at 40k forever gorl and trying to say you're gaining... yeah fat rolls but not subscribers) if she was successful with a weight loss journey. She thinks because she "got famous" and was able to live off YT money for going viral for being a metric ton that she'll only get views if she continues to stay so over weight. While we're all pleased to watch her grow to 500lbs+ people eat actual weight loss channels up. She could easily have 100k+ subscribers if she tried. I honestly don't get her excuse at this point.
She has the means to financially purchase healthy food, and to do nothing but work out since she hasn't worked in years now.
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IKR, she used to looooovvvee going to the ER, all the attention on her, the drama, the pity...she used to go there when she was bored, any chance she could get, even for that tiny cut on her hand.
She knows what they'll say...and she doesn't care to hear that right now, it's the holidays and she's busy eating all she can before January 1st.
She knows what they'll say...and she doesn't care to hear that right now, it's the holidays and she's busy eating all she can before January 1st.
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She’s over 500 lbs now-she was admitting to 489 was a while back and she’s visibly fatter since those days. No doctor could ethically overlook a 500 lb girl without suggesting weight loss and doing a workup for diabetes and the like.
She isn’t going because she doesn’t want to hear it.
If she has pneumonia, it won’t get better on her own. She could end up so sick she’ll need to be admitted to the hospital and put on an IV antibiotic drip. And they’ll put her on low calorie diet while there, which will be torture for somebody who hadn’t planned it and who emotionally isn’t prepared.
Her other choice is to wait until she gets sepsis and is close to death. Then they’ll have to call 911 and the entire fire department will have to carry her out. She may not survive that at her weight.
She isn’t going because she doesn’t want to hear it.
If she has pneumonia, it won’t get better on her own. She could end up so sick she’ll need to be admitted to the hospital and put on an IV antibiotic drip. And they’ll put her on low calorie diet while there, which will be torture for somebody who hadn’t planned it and who emotionally isn’t prepared.
Her other choice is to wait until she gets sepsis and is close to death. Then they’ll have to call 911 and the entire fire department will have to carry her out. She may not survive that at her weight.
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At least that's a reason to be at the ER.
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I find it interesting how she just casually drops how she and Becky watch My 600lb Life. I can see AL being like, "I'm nothing like those people, right babe?" And Becky just smiling and nodding... or something.
I wonder what she thinks about the Penny episode and the Steven Assanti episode. They were the two worst unapologetic wastes of space I ever saw. The major thing they have in common were faithful enablers. AL is obviously nowhere near ready to change.
If you read up on addiction psychology, Amber is likely in the pre-contemplation or possibly contemplation
stage of change. If she truly wanted to lose weight, she wouldn't be coming up with this convoluted ass "weight loss challenge" and she wouldn't be waiting for the new year to start her diet. Does anyone think people who lost large amounts of weight are in weight loss competitions with their significant others for the rest of their lives to keep the weight off? This will be an extraordinary failure. Hopefully fun to watch though. How many new cups has AL bought to start drinking water from?
Steven Assanti (from My 600lb Life) even had a YouTube channel, a lot like Amber. If I remember correctly his dad mortgaged his house to get Steven the surgery and Steven continued to fuck up. (Spoiler - Steven is/was addicted to pain pills and got himself banned from every emergency room in his hometown.) Steven ended up living in a VAN down by the RIVER... will AL be joining him one day? Steven tried to sell his bariatric wheelchair for Percocet or some shit. He also was a gay prostitute and would do fat fetish shit for money when his dad was tapped out. Honestly Steven Assanti should have a thread on here...
I wonder what she thinks about the Penny episode and the Steven Assanti episode. They were the two worst unapologetic wastes of space I ever saw. The major thing they have in common were faithful enablers. AL is obviously nowhere near ready to change.
If you read up on addiction psychology, Amber is likely in the pre-contemplation or possibly contemplation
stage of change. If she truly wanted to lose weight, she wouldn't be coming up with this convoluted ass "weight loss challenge" and she wouldn't be waiting for the new year to start her diet. Does anyone think people who lost large amounts of weight are in weight loss competitions with their significant others for the rest of their lives to keep the weight off? This will be an extraordinary failure. Hopefully fun to watch though. How many new cups has AL bought to start drinking water from? Steven Assanti (from My 600lb Life) even had a YouTube channel, a lot like Amber. If I remember correctly his dad mortgaged his house to get Steven the surgery and Steven continued to fuck up. (Spoiler - Steven is/was addicted to pain pills and got himself banned from every emergency room in his hometown.) Steven ended up living in a VAN down by the RIVER... will AL be joining him one day? Steven tried to sell his bariatric wheelchair for Percocet or some shit. He also was a gay prostitute and would do fat fetish shit for money when his dad was tapped out. Honestly Steven Assanti should have a thread on here...
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You can't even write fiction this outrageous. We can only dream of such an amazing outcome with AL.
On an unrelated note: is it my perception or do the fats all end up LOOKING ALIKE? Or is it just fat "lezbins"?
the hugga bunch
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Before she broke up with Destiny she did a Q&A talking about how she isn't fat enough to be on My 600lbs Life because "those people can't walk". Over the last couple years her mobility has decreased drastically. She has to swing her entire girth from side to side just to be able to gain momentum. Even if she maintains the weight where she's at her joints will begin to buckle and deteriorate under the sustained pressure of 500lbs. There is no way that she is capable of keeping all of her skin folds clean regardless of her hygiene habits. Daily sweat and bacteria build up under the folds which she can't reach to clean properly.
She has so many signs of diabetes that its alarming. Darkening of the knuckles, numbness in her hands, inability to recover from illness in a timely manner, scabs/wounds taking exorbitant amounts of time to heal. I pick at my scabs, I always have, I've never had a cat scratch last for 2 months. No one with a healthy functioning body has. If you heal properly unobstructed from things like diabetes picking at a dried scab really doesn't cause the wound to persist much longer than it normally should.
Right now AL lives in this bubble of falsehood. She has the ability to talk herself into whatever she wants to believe. She rolls her eyes at "ALL THE DOCTORS OUT THERE" watching her YouNow streams trying to give her advice. Its not that hundreds of people are pulling this information out of their ass. You are not a unique case, AL. You can not be 500lbs and have NOTHING wrong with you.
I'm convinced that Destiny and Becky never at any point actually loved AL enough. There is no way that you could go into a relationship with someone of that size and not demand that they get their ass to a doctor at some point. I feel like AL's last 3 relationships all started online and progressed to these chicks meeting her in public, feeling sorry for her, and dating her for as long as they can stand because they either lack the heart, the mental capacity, or financial means to escape her meaty clutches. Becky isn't working, she has a car payment to make and she and AL are paying 2/3rds of the rent on AL's TY money. She's stuck.
She has so many signs of diabetes that its alarming. Darkening of the knuckles, numbness in her hands, inability to recover from illness in a timely manner, scabs/wounds taking exorbitant amounts of time to heal. I pick at my scabs, I always have, I've never had a cat scratch last for 2 months. No one with a healthy functioning body has. If you heal properly unobstructed from things like diabetes picking at a dried scab really doesn't cause the wound to persist much longer than it normally should.
Right now AL lives in this bubble of falsehood. She has the ability to talk herself into whatever she wants to believe. She rolls her eyes at "ALL THE DOCTORS OUT THERE" watching her YouNow streams trying to give her advice. Its not that hundreds of people are pulling this information out of their ass. You are not a unique case, AL. You can not be 500lbs and have NOTHING wrong with you.
I'm convinced that Destiny and Becky never at any point actually loved AL enough. There is no way that you could go into a relationship with someone of that size and not demand that they get their ass to a doctor at some point. I feel like AL's last 3 relationships all started online and progressed to these chicks meeting her in public, feeling sorry for her, and dating her for as long as they can stand because they either lack the heart, the mental capacity, or financial means to escape her meaty clutches. Becky isn't working, she has a car payment to make and she and AL are paying 2/3rds of the rent on AL's TY money. She's stuck.
FeedMeLobsterNow
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No. Burrito "enchilada style ". You get a burrito such as a red chili or green chili or whatever and they are wrapped in flour tortilla. You can eat them that way or "chimichanga style (fried)" or have them put red or green chili sauce over"enchilada style." Or both. Enchilada usually means corn tortillas, but I have seen them made with flour. A wet flour tortilla is gross and so is a wet burrito even when crisped up with cheese on it. My personal opinion, but try it, you might like it.
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I find it interesting how she just casually drops how she and Becky watch My 600lb Life. I can see AL being like, "I'm nothing like those people, right babe?" And Becky just smiling and nodding... or something.
I wonder what she thinks about the Penny episode and the Steven Assanti episode. They were the two worst unapologetic wastes of space I ever saw. The major thing they have in common were faithful enablers. AL is obviously nowhere near ready to change.
If you read up on addiction psychology, Amber is likely in the pre-contemplation or possibly contemplation
Steven Assanti (from My 600lb Life) even had a YouTube channel, a lot like Amber. If I remember correctly his dad mortgaged his house to get Steven the surgery and Steven continued to fuck up. (Spoiler - Steven is/was addicted to pain pills and got himself banned from every emergency room in his hometown.) Steven ended up living in a VAN down by the RIVER... will AL be joining him one day? Steven tried to sell his bariatric wheelchair for Percocet or some shit. He also was a gay prostitute and would do fat fetish shit for money when his dad was tapped out. Honestly Steven Assanti should have a thread on here...
Gave this a winner rating for the "Van down by the river" quote. =)