Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.6%

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    Votes: 350 9.9%

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xenomorph said:
shes gotten even fatter
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I'm gonna channel my inner facebook girl....

>TFW fucking Ursula looks better than you do...

"People think Im 19 or 20 all the time, no, for real!" God damn. Right. And the king of Saudi Arabia invited me over for dinner to offer his condolences because he found out my great uncle was actually a Nigerian prince who just died and I inherited 15 billion dollars.
 
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Rotogravure said:
I just listened to a few minutes of this (she was still going, and complaining about it). Someone asked if she showered everyday (yes) and then if she needed help (No, I'm 26 years old). Then someone asked when she was getting a job. AL said she had one. Guess what it is. YouNow.
That's not a job. She also "wasn't comfortable" disclosing how much she makes on average. Ugh.
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Hey, if her job is YouNow, and she hasn't given up her YouTube job, that means AL works two full time jobs. :story:
 
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Maybe this is why Destiny left her. Or a small fraction as to why.
 
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ADHD said:
She's streaming again now. She looks like she's either stoned or drunk, fussing about how she looks with no filter on her pictures.

#notapalebitch
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I love how out of all the questions asked/compliments her viewers were giving her, she picked out the question: "Does it bother you that people call Dana ugly?" And she doesn't go: "Yeah, it's so rude!" like she usually does to things so that her whiny "Ambabies" stop, she just goes: "Eh, I mean she's my friend."
 
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I messaged Amy on snapchat earlier saying that Big AL wanted to meet her and Amy said "hell no fuck that nasty bitch." lol

Two other totally unrelated things that I have to comment on:
1) Why the fuck does she ALWAYS make the annoying duck face for every single fucking selfie on snapchat? You aren't cute, bb. We still can see that you're 500 pounds.
2) Does Big AL realize she has to file her taxes and will be penalized for not having health insurance last year?
 
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haygurlhay said:
I messaged Amy on snapchat earlier saying that Big AL wanted to meet her and Amy said "hell no fuck that nasty bitch." lol

Two other totally unrelated things that I have to comment on:
1) Why the fuck does she ALWAYS make the annoying duck face for every single fucking selfie on snapchat? You aren't cute, bb. We still can see that you're 500 pounds.
2) Does Big AL realize she has to file her taxes and will be penalized for not having health insurance last year?
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Do you have a screencap of that you can share?
 
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haygurlhay said:
I messaged Amy on snapchat earlier saying that Big AL wanted to meet her and Amy said "hell no fuck that nasty bitch." lol

Two other totally unrelated things that I have to comment on:
1) Why the fuck does she ALWAYS make the annoying duck face for every single fucking selfie on snapchat? You aren't cute, bb. We still can see that you're 500 pounds.
2) Does Big AL realize she has to file her taxes and will be penalized for not having health insurance last year?
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When can we expect the fat chick girly slap fight? I am so ready!
 
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haygurlhay said:
I messaged Amy on snapchat earlier saying that Big AL wanted to meet her and Amy said "hell no fuck that nasty bitch." lol
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Ahahaha oh my god you have to get a screenshot of that. Amy Slaton is such a cunt but that's magnificently cunty. It's like a cunt supernova.

Also LOL at Dana being fucking 19. I'm not a good looking dude at all, I look about 5 years older than I am just because "genetics" so while I feel for her for having an ugly nose or whatever, I cant feel bad for her being fat because it's possible not to be fat. Especially at 19 you have to TRY to be that big. How do you get that big so young? It's got to be child abuse to let your kid get that big. I'd have put Dana anywhere between 25-30-something. They say being fat has the same effect on your body as smoking or being an alcoholic, I guess. The stress of it, physically on your body and heart, ages you.
 
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DonaldChump said:
Also LOL at Dana being fucking 19. I'm not a good looking dude at all, I look about 5 years older than I am just because "genetics" so while I feel for her for having an ugly nose or whatever, I cant feel bad for her being fat because it's possible not to be fat. Especially at 19 you have to TRY to be that big. How do you get that big so young?
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Certain medications can cause you to balloon. However, in Dana's case, I have a feeling she and "the Queen of Moderation" have similar eating habits.
 
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Toxoplasmosis said:
Certain medications can cause you to balloon. However, in Dana's case, I have a feeling she and "the Queen of Moderation" have similar eating habits.
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No doubt.
And if she continues to be with Dusty here, she'll be Amberlynn's size in no time. Dustin seems to have deplorable gluttonous eating habits too, and they love to eat out, so..
 
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