Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Yup. She knows what she's doing.
Despite all of this, Dana is still the winner. Sure, she's a snake and looks like Shrek, but at least she's not some pathetic third wheel, incapable of doing anything on her own, and 500lb (though she's getting there).
Did AL use a beauty tool on herself and not Dana? Petty.
 
Doesn't matter, it probably wouldn't hold Dustin or AL back from flirting with them anyway.

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There is no way shes of age.
 
Did AL use a beauty tool on herself and not Dana? Petty.

I doubt it. Dana really is just so fucking deformed looking. If they were both normal sized AL would be an unremarkable looking middle American white chick, Dana would be the essence of butterface. Pretty sure this fact is most of what has been sustaining AL's will to live.
 
I just realized that behemoth is drinking 4 loco. Heh, can her clogged ass heart take the hit of caffeine?

Man she's on her way to diabeetus if she hasn't already, or a heart attack with all that caffeine! Four Loko and energy drinks are okay once in a while but you know she's the queen of moderation.

:powerlevel: when I was in high school a fat blob like Amberlynn (actually, she literally is like Amberlynn in every single way except 300lb lighter), and I skipped school. It was the first time I ever cut class, so I was nervous. Bitch was chugging energy drinks all day. We were in HMV and she had a seizure, foam coming out of mouth and everything. I had to go to the emergency with her. The doctor said it was due to the energy drinks.
 
AL is streaming right now. I just tuned in and apparently she has a date on Saturday. I can't wait :c

I just listened to a few minutes of this (she was still going, and complaining about it). Someone asked if she showered everyday (yes) and then if she needed help (No, I'm 26 years old). Then someone asked when she was getting a job. AL said she had one. Guess what it is. YouNow.
That's not a job. She also "wasn't comfortable" disclosing how much she makes on average. Ugh.
 
I watched it for a bit earlier too. She said she can't buy alcohol because she lost her ID and people generally think she's 19-20. Yeah right.. bitch looks 40+
I can't imagine a world where someone would mistake her for being under 30 if they're going by looks alone. I guess if you're listening to her talk, she's in that age range, but visually, no gorl lesbereal.
 
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