Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sperginity]

Hey guise! (LOL)

New user here, long time AL fan but only recently discovered the farms and am blown away at how much you guys know not just about her life but about the FitBit and weight loss in general...Anyhoo...I was just wondering...

Do you guys think there's some way she puts her FitBit on Twinkie to lie to us about her steps??? Like if you taped it to the dog's collar? I've been reviewing the past 4 months of vlogs all night long but the information is hit or miss (some days she does close to 10k, other days only half that---and Twinkie usually just shows up in Eric's vlogs, but fleetingly, and on close inspection it seemed like just a normal collar without a FitBit). I think it's possible that prior to giving up on the numbered journey days that she was manipulating her FitBit totals, and honestly I wouldn't it put it past her at this point. Anyone here researched this possibility?

All you need to do to fool a pedometer is shake it

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

I just wish they'd do something, anything different to make some content. I know there's something they could do as volunteers.

Same. The content is getting so steal. There is only so many memes you can make with her sitting in her bathroom rambling about nothing.

They're food.

(Sensible answer. I think she takes bits of different diet advice and rolls it all into the AL Patented Diet Plan which, as we know, is roaringly successful. The fellas are using them and losing weight, ergo they are the magic trick. Problem is, the lads are eating them as a protein-based diet in conjunction with hard exercise. Al needs one when she's had her daily roll around the driveway, and on top of all her normal food.

Tl;dr - she's that dreadful combo; an ignorant know-all. )

Isn’t it eye rolling that she refuses to do keto “cause it ain’t healthy” like bitch....

 

[HighTierGout]

Hamber is alive and still smelling up the house. Proof here (though the gays sometimes post videos a few days after filming them, like the eggplant one)

Has she ever faked videos by saying they're different dates even tho they probably aren't? Because sometimes she wears the same clothes and i wonder that... like:

"Guys, i've gain 3lbs" and it's like, 3lbs of stuff she ate 30mins before

 

[angelicbitch]

Has she ever faked videos by saying they're different dates even tho they probably aren't? Because sometimes she wears the same clothes and i wonder that... like:

"Guys, i've gain 3lbs" and it's like, 3lbs of stuff she ate 30mins before

The repeating clothes thing is just because she's gross and can't shower every day.

She used to sleep in her clothes when she was with Destiny and go to work in them and then claim she had "multiples" of the same shirt - like she has "multiples" of her bra.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Jesus Christ how hard is for one person to do laundry regularly. I can smell the stink thinking about this

 

[angelicbitch]

You haydurs don't know the whole story!!!!!!!!

She "washes her sheets" but not her pillowcases? and blanket? Nasty, gorl.

 

[meepmapmop]

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You haydurs don't know the whole story!!!!!!!!

She "washes her sheets" but not her pillowcases? and blanket? Nasty, gorl.

Also, there are such things as blackout curtains.... they even sell them at Walmart for like $30... Oh wait! That would take effort to put them up. Silly me!

Edit: Sorry this was also mentioned in another thread, but I realized it after posting

 

[EH 110]

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You haydurs don't know the whole story!!!!!!!!

She "washes her sheets" but not her pillowcases? and blanket? Nasty, gorl.

Who the hell sits pantless on the mattress while the sheets are being washed? And they only have the one set of sheets? Come on, Amber; Walmart is your second home. Put down the wax melts, and buy more bedding and proper curtains.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

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You haydurs don't know the whole story!!!!!!!!

She "washes her sheets" but not her pillowcases? and blanket? Nasty, gorl.

Funny thing about going to bed before 4 am - it's dark outside!

 

[Long time lurker]

Does anybody have a reason/speculation why Amber hasn't been on YouNow in a good while? I'm not 100% versed in her YouNow history, has it been typical for her to drop it for so long?

You'd think she'd keep it up if only for the extra $$.

One of my theories (if there isn't an obvious reason I'm missing) is that she hates the idea of Cxnt getting ""famous"" from her streams so much she stopped doing them. The thing is if she just took the time out of her busy day of doing nothing she could probably easily figure out how record them herself and upload them to her own channel. Or maybe she realized the streams were a prime source of her getting caught in her constant lies and decided to opt out to help save some face? That might be giving her too much credit considering how easy it is to catch her in lies regardless.

Amber was never consistent with YN.

I think the reason she doesn't upload YN vid to YT is because she tends to be very cunty on YN, and the fact that she can't make up lies on the fly (so she gets cunty instead). If she uploaded her YN to YT people would be able to see many of her lies.

Has she ever faked videos by saying they're different dates even tho they probably aren't? Because sometimes she wears the same clothes and i wonder that... like:

"Guys, i've gain 3lbs" and it's like, 3lbs of stuff she ate 30mins before

It seems that she changed her habits lately. She used to collect clips over several days and then put some them together as one video, but with her latest "journey" (and - I guess - increased lack of mobility) she's been forced to film everything a day before she posts.

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You haydurs don't know the whole story!!!!!!!!

She "washes her sheets" but not her pillowcases? and blanket? Nasty, gorl.

I'm sorry, but there is no way that blanket (or whatever) blocks light. Becky needs complete darkness bu shares a bed with Amber (who is on some device 24/7)? I don't buy it.

As for the sheets being washed ATM, call me crazy but how about not using the bed if there are no sheets on the mattress? They have a washer and dryer, even if it takes 2 hours to wash the sheets, can't they spend those 2 hours elsewhere?

Is Amber trying to imply they only have one set of sheets? Didn't she make a video a few months ago showing off new sheets she bought?

Oh! BTW, the sheets can be seen in the video pushed to the side.

 

[HighTierGout]

The repeating clothes thing is just because she's gross and can't shower every day.

She used to sleep in her clothes when she was with Destiny and go to work in them and then claim she had "multiples" of the same shirt - like she has "multiples" of her bra.

I wanted to give her the benefit of doubt....but can't argue with that, but then again, the water bill would probably be higher than her food expenses if she indeed showered every day, since she would, you know....use a lot of water to wash her massively big gorl self

 

[Long time lurker]

She's acting like she's taking something that would have a serious interaction and playing up the 'poor me' card while simultaneously shitting on her girlfriend for enjoying herself.

You know what else would make a doctor tell her she shouldn't have wine? The beetus. Just saying...

a drink or two while on a basic bitch antidepressant isn't going to do anything to her.

We're talking about the queen of moderation. When has Amber ever had only one or two of anything?

 

[pickleniggo]

Everyone here is on point about her complaining about not being able to drink "because meds". She's so fucking obnoxious.
But also, that's a huge glass of wine and I doubt Becky only had one. I would start drinking copious amounts of alcohol if I had to be about Amber too. #relationshipgoals

 

[Long time lurker]

I don't know. Alcohol can only numb you so much. I'd be stocking up on earplugs, blackout masks and Xanax bear tranquilizer.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Stuff like MDMA is a concern due to serotonin syndrome, but drinking on antidepressants just makes you get drunker quicker. It's not the healthiest thing to do, but so long as you don't do it all the time... and really, it is nothing compared to all the food she is consuming.

 

[Tammy]

MDMA? Has AL ever abused hard drugs like that? I know she's tried marijuana but never anything serious like that.

Do you guys really think that AL may have undiagnosed alcoholism because of her background with her mom and dad who also had substance abuse disorder issues which is why they had to put AL into the foster care system back when she was a teenager? Knowing that AL has NO SELF CONTROL and clearly an addictive personality it's honestly probably for the best that she's refraining from indulging in alcohol out of the risk involved in her becoming addicted to alcohol exactly as she has become addicted to food. Her liver would totally explode!

 

[Xenomorph]

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You haydurs don't know the whole story!!!!!!!!

She "washes her sheets" but not her pillowcases? and blanket? Nasty, gorl.

Nice try Hamber, they make blackout curtains..

 

[DarkSydePundit]

If we would chop up AL in hundreds of pieces - could she feed a entire family for a month?

Let's find out!

So AL weighs 500 pounds (we all know that)
According to Karl Wurf's "To Serve Man - A Cookbook For People" - an ideal human specimen yields about 60% of edible meat.
That leaves us with about 300 pounds of edible Amber.
So if we take an average meal consisting of 1 pound we get 300 meals of Amber.

Let's take a family consisting of 3 people and they each eat 3 times a day. That's 9 meals of Amber per day.
300 divided by 9 meals per day is 33 days.

Myth: She could feed a entire family for a month: Confirmed.

 

[Xenomorph]

Meds?

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First of all at the filter she is using.
Second, she can't let Becky even have a glass of wine without guilting her about it. Living with AL is depressing enough and Becky cannot even let loose without AL injecting herself into it.
Thirdly, shes so fucking large even if she had a glass; it wouldn't affect her like it would someone 3/4's her size.

This is just a way for her to guilt Becky and throw a pity party for herself.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

MDMA? Has AL ever abused hard drugs like that? I know she's tried marijuana but never anything serious like that.

Do you guys really think that AL may have undiagnosed alcoholism because of her background with her mom and dad who also had substance abuse disorder issues which is why they had to put AL into the foster care system back when she was a teenager? Knowing that AL has NO SELF CONTROL and clearly an addictive personality it's honestly probably for the best that she's refraining from indulging in alcohol out of the risk involved in her becoming addicted to alcohol exactly as she has become addicted to food. Her liver would totally explode!

Well she doesn't drink ... so no, I don't think she has undiagnosed alcoholism.