Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

60K people watching you die.

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Yeah, but that's an ideal specimen. Edible usually means the muscle and organs, I'm not sure how edible her fat deposits would be.

I think she could feed and wash a family for a couple of weeks though, if you use the lard to make soap.

*rates self autistic*
 
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Tammy said:
Knowing that AL has NO SELF CONTROL and clearly an addictive personality it's honestly probably for the best that she's refraining from indulging in alcohol out of the risk involved in her becoming addicted to alcohol exactly as she has become addicted to food. Her liver would totally explode!
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I think her liver is already fucked from fatty liver, tbh.
 
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Tammy said:
MDMA? Has AL ever abused hard drugs like that? I know she's tried marijuana but never anything serious like that.

Do you guys really think that AL may have undiagnosed alcoholism because of her background with her mom and dad who also had substance abuse disorder issues which is why they had to put AL into the foster care system back when she was a teenager? Knowing that AL has NO SELF CONTROL and clearly an addictive personality it's honestly probably for the best that she's refraining from indulging in alcohol out of the risk involved in her becoming addicted to alcohol exactly as she has become addicted to food. Her liver would totally explode!
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Absolutely anyone can become addicted to alcohol over a frequent, steady period of using, so no, she's not an undiagnosed alcoholic anymore than anyone else is. She may have an existing predisposition to become addicted to alcohol, or a higher liklihood based on her mom and dad, but in that case she may as well be an undiagnosed junkie too. I don't even think the girl has ever truly been drunk, maybe tipsy, with the exception of the Destiny-valentine wine bonanza where she younowed a meltdown and I don't even know how much of that was actual drunkenness and not just her emotions going completely off the rails.
 
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Mitch Conner said:
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I want to congratulate you on this post, because it was a fucking achievement.


That being said, the whale's comments re: Becky's drinking on snapchat are transparent as fuck. When has she ever stopped herself from consuming ANYTHING in the 5 years she's been on youtube? Any chance she gets to shame Becky she seizes gleefully and it's as hilarious as it is disgusting. We see you, Big Al - you're not fooling anyone.

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Drink on, Becky.
 
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angelicbitch said:
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You haydurs don't know the whole story!!!!!!!! :spudking:

She "washes her sheets" but not her pillowcases? and blanket? Nasty, gorl.
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How hard is to go a few aisles ahead and get sleeping masks at walamrt apart from shitty wax melts and binge foods ? And why not wait till sheets get washed? How long will washing and drying take ? 1hr? 2hr ? My washing machine even has an "expess wash" option where it does it's thing in half an hour. There's an excuse for each and every thing for this cow. Everything is others fault but not hers

Her real persona comes out on younow so I guess if her "fans" saw her there ,they would lose all their sympathy for her
 
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Fatguypewdiepie said:
It's simple. Those other YouTubers are good people ,not cunts like her.
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lol I wouldn't go so far to call them good people. It's just that those other Youtubers aren't lazy cunts and actually put in some level of effort to edit their videos or make themselves appear appealing and presentable beyond putting on some shitty walmart cat ears and having a verbal diarrhoea episode on camera.

Anyway Trashy Paytas shits out even worse videos about her exes all the time, and her hater-to-fans ratio somehow never gets to Fat Al's level. I remember Tana Mongeau posting a "q&a with my ex" and she's pretty terrible too- but hey at least her production value outweighs her shitty personality eh? So probably all Fat Al needs to do to get the haydurs off her back is to stop being a lazy fucking cunt.
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
Yeah, but that's an ideal specimen. Edible usually means the muscle and organs, I'm not sure how edible her fat deposits would be.
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Her liver would make a damn god patê though.

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Been a little while since we've had a twitter rant.
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We're not fucking 14 year olds Amber. Most of us don't watch the youtubers you watch.
 
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ADHD said:
Lipstick on a literal pig :story:

She's still got a while before she reaches Slaton levels of popularity though, Amy has over 109k subs.
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Amy has 109k subs and Amber doesn‘t.
Amy has public available nudes and Amber doesn‘t.

Now let‘s count 1+1 together.

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Also does anyone know what Becky meant with ‚Apple‘?

Kinda rude to call your girlfriend an apple especially when she is shaped like one
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