Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Malibougie]

She's so dumb but it turns out what annoys me more is that she's being such a fence-sitting asshole about it. Like, pick a fucking side.

Youre wrong, but if youre going to be a "Flat Earth"er, at least own it. It's so childish, and ironic that she ends up betraying herself by backing into saying "I do not think anything".

If youre gonna declare the thing to be this nebulous snowflake but you arent gonna have the spine to not back into a corner, saying that nobody can be right or wrong, or you dont think about it, then dont share your opinion about it. It just seems so juvenile. Youre either right or wrong, pick one, dont try to squeeze into this "Well it's really all based on perception, you cant ever really KNOW anything. Everyone wins!"

I totally agree. “It’s really based on perception.” Wait, what? It’s not like the blue dress meme. Even that was really and truly one color. The earth is either flat or it isn’t. It can’t be spherical for me, and flat for you. One is right, and it’s not the stupid one.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Some vintage ALR poetry:

"As I swell" got that right lol

 

[C3PBRO]

If youre gonna declare the thing to be this nebulous snowflake but you arent gonna have the spine to not back into a corner, saying that nobody can be right or wrong, or you dont think about it, then dont share your opinion about it. It just seems so juvenile. Youre either right or wrong, pick one, dont try to squeeze into this "Well it's really all based on perception, you cant ever really KNOW anything. Everyone wins!"

I totally agree. “It’s really based on perception.” Wait, what? It’s not like the blue dress meme. Even that was really and truly one color. The earth is either flat or it isn’t. It can’t be spherical for me, and flat for you. One is right, and it’s not the stupid one.

While I totally agree with you, it's this behavior/language that she uses to qualify herself as "open minded". If she doesn't commit to a stance and remains vague about it she bolth takes every stance on it, and no stance, and therefore cannot be argued with, all while appearing to be a omniscient, impartial gorl.

ETA: or so she seems to think, anyway. Entertaining that shit doesn't make you deep or inquisitive IMO, it takes you to into tard territory.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Hmm, I wonder where Amber would want to move to..
Maybe Florida? Totally for her own reasons, not because of Destiny at all.

 

[Ellana]

Is it normal for a person to stay in a town where they're miserable because "mah love?"
Sounds like a resentful break up ready to happen.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Is it normal for a person to stay in a town where they're miserable because "mah love?"
Sounds like a resentful break up ready to happen.

Amber also doesn't like change; which is often showcased by her refusal to break out of her comfort zone eating out/never working out cycle. I personally think she just can't be arsed to deal with packing, moving, unpacking etc. Living in bumfuck Kentucky gives her just enough access to things like Walmart and Texas Roadhouse, but is isolated enough that she can live a cheap, mundane existence sitting on her fat ass stuffing her face. Blaming it on Becky, however, is an easy way to excuse away why she doesn't just move.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Nobody even mentions food they just told her to stay strong. She responds with umm this has NOTHING to do with food, I’m OVER food!

 

[Chickenpox]

Hmm, I wonder where Amber would want to move to..
Maybe Florida? Totally for her own reasons, not because of Destiny at all.

Will Destiny ever be free?

 

[Ero Aphana]

Will Destiny ever be free?

After Big Al's funeral

 

[sperginity]

Some vintage ALR poetry:

"As I swell" got that right lol

Hear I am sittin',
Like a bird, maybe a pigeon

My fuckin sides... Thank you.

Hmm, I wonder where Amber would want to move to..
Maybe Florida? Totally for her own reasons, not because of Destiny at all.

of course Becky doesn't want to move, she would have to do all the work for one thing. Amberlynn could not physically assist with moving and owns ten thousand boxes of impractical bullshit.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Will Destiny ever be free?

No.

 

[Dovahshit]

After Big Al's funeral

not even then.
You really think Amber will go peacefully?
Nah man they will need a goddamn exorcist to free destiny

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Hmm, I wonder where Amber would want to move to..
Maybe Florida? Totally for her own reasons, not because of Destiny at all.

Where will she go? Bora Bora

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Imagine what that scrapbook would look like *shudders*

"And this was my first heart attack...as you can see I put my hospital identification bracelet in there, then here is the receipt from Texas Roadhouse the very next day, here's some of rarity's fur..."

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Well to be fair, Nickacado, Chantal, and Peter Monn just sit in their rooms talking to their phones and that's likely not what Big AL's envisioning.

Ah come on, Nickacado had a few binge sessions with Hungry Fat Chick in Vegas. They even paid a visit to that Heart Attack Grill. AL would totes be down with a binge at a restaurant in an "exotic" locale.

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

Hmm, I wonder where Amber would want to move to..
Maybe Florida? Totally for her own reasons, not because of Destiny at all.

Yikes. I wonder what Eric and Ricky think about this - saying that she is being “forced” to live there with them.

 

[Hrothgar]

Yikes. I wonder what Eric and Ricky think about this - saying that she is being “forced” to live there with them.

Don't know about Ricky, but Eric seems to think whatever Big Al tells him to think.

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

Don't know about Ricky, but Eric seems to think whatever Big Al tells him to think.

Ricky to me has always seemed to be weirdly distant to amber. Like - Becky, Eric, and Amber are all buddies and Ricky stays way out in left field not really associating with her unless he’s tagging behind Eric when hovering around her and even then he ignores her most of the time. Which is weird because I’m pretty sure Ricky and Amber are the two bread winners splitting all the bills amongst themselves.

 

[Hrothgar]

Ricky to me has always seemed to be weirdly distant to amber. Like - Becky, Eric, and Amber are all buddies and Ricky stays way out in left field not really associating with her unless he’s tagging behind Eric when hovering around her and even then he ignores her most of the time. Which is weird because I’m pretty sure Ricky and Amber are the two bread winners splitting all the bills amongst themselves.

Yeah, he strikes me as the babysitter. He's not really having fun or interested, but he's the only adult, so it's his responsibility.

Eric and Becky are definitely freeloaders, but I don't know how much Amber makes to contribute to bills (not even touching how much she actually provides) because I'm not buying the $10,000 per month thing. I know she spends a ton on food and bullshit, but she doesn't pay taxes, or health insurance, or retirement, or anything that someone in their late 20s should be doing. She can't possibly spend ten grand a month on food and wax melts. Right? Please?

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

Yeah, he strikes me as the babysitter. He's not really having fun or interested, but he's the only adult, so it's his responsibility.

Eric and Becky are definitely freeloaders, but I don't know how much Amber makes to contribute to bills (not even touching how much she actually provides) because I'm not buying the $10,000 per month thing. I know she spends a ton on food and bullshit, but she doesn't pay taxes, or health insurance, or retirement, or anything that someone in their late 20s should be doing. She can't possibly spend ten grand a month on food and wax melts. Right? Please?

I don’t understand why people doubt she makes bank with YouTube. She gets over 1 million views a month. Her content is YouTube friendly. And both of view count and subscribers are almost always going up and in the green. I don’t doubt she makes a couple thousand per video on YouTube. She even gets a B grade on socialblade. It’s pretty wild that a girl filming herself in Walmart can get money like that huh? Haha.