Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Rotogravure]

Amber Reid: "I do not think anything." June 4th 2018

 

[Mimo1945]

She knows she will look even worse with an HD camera so she probably decided to buy food and plastic bottles instead.

And planners and stickers

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

This made me laugh so hard. "This has nothing to do with Shane's video" but you said Burr bait em what his brother said. She does research y'all

Hmm... must be that fancy Commifornia education that teaches new shapes. Earth wasn't a shape in the one room school I went to.

Her and Bex can do couples yoga. One can bend over and the other will help her up. Repeat ad nauseam.

 

[C3PBRO]

I do not think the earth is flat, nor do I think it is round ... The earth is the earth.

I remember her saying on YN once that she thinks it's shaped like an ice cream cone, because of course she does. I'm amazed she can claim to do research on a subject, and then make such a noncommittal pussy statement claiming to know nothing, all within 140 characters.

 

[LumpySpace]

Imagine what that scrapbook would look like *shudders*

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Maybe if she didn't push everyone away, Peter Monn, Nickacado, Chantal, and so many others have reached out to her only to be ignored. She only cares about big-time youtubers being her friend.

 

[angelicbitch]

"I have stopped making my life revolve around food" and then
"Oh yeah. It will be something I struggle with for the rest of my life."

Gorl, what?

Edit:

Holy fuck, I had to check and make sure this wasn't the parody account.
Ironic that she's calling that person sensitive when she's blocking people who have opinions on her.

At least she got one thing right - she doesn't think about anything (other than food). Empty head.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

View attachment 465733 Maybe if she didn't push everyone away, Peter Monn, Nickacado, Chantal, and so many others have reached out to her only to be ignored. She only cares about big-time youtubers being her friend.

Well to be fair, Nickacado, Chantal, and Peter Monn just sit in their rooms talking to their phones and that's likely not what Big AL's envisioning.

 

[Xenomorph]

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"I have stopped making my life revolve around food" and then
"Oh yeah. It will be something I struggle with for the rest of my life."

Gorl, what?

Edit:
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Holy fuck, I had to check and make sure this wasn't the parody account.
Ironic that she's calling that person sensitive when she's blocking people who have opinions on her.

At least she got one thing right - she doesn't think about anything (other than food). Empty head.

"I do not think anything"

Most truthful thing she's ever said in her whole life.

 

[Guest69]

"I do not think anything." Obviously

 

[EH 110]

This made me laugh so hard. "This has nothing to do with Shane's video" but you said Burr bait em what his brother said. She does research y'all

Oh, please. The only thing Amber researches is Texas Roadhouse's menu options.

 

[Dovahshit]

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"I have stopped making my life revolve around food" and then
"Oh yeah. It will be something I struggle with for the rest of my life."

Gorl, what?

Edit:
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Holy fuck, I had to check and make sure this wasn't the parody account.
Ironic that she's calling that person sensitive when she's blocking people who have opinions on her.

At least she got one thing right - she doesn't think about anything (other than food). Empty head.

"i do not think anything"
truer words havent been spoken

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Unless that's a small plate, that's so much food.

 

[The real rusty spoon]

Unless that's a small plate, that's so much food.
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Not really. I can't distinguish what all is in it, but it looks low calorie considering what is eating it. In theory, this is good dieting practice. But, if our gorl is left feeling hungry, than the binge monster will emerge. She's stretched her stomach so much (let's remember the mukbang that could feed a small family) that this isn't going to satiate the hunger. She isn't showing us the carb loaded side dishes/over processed microwavable foods.

On a side note; who cooked this? Because it looks more edible than anything I've ever seen her cook.

 

[C3PBRO]

On a side note; who cooked this? Because it looks more edible than anything I've ever seen her cook.

It's probably because there's no broth and two romaine leaves. Despite this trickery, it's still just beige slop. Looks like black beans on top of... refried beans? Mixed with rice? She's really obsessed with beans lately. You all derided her stockpile of wax melts and air fresheners, but now it might be what saves Becky and the fags lives.

 

[DuckSucker]

Edit:
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Holy fuck, I had to check and make sure this wasn't the parody account.
At least she got one thing right - she doesn't think about anything (other than food). Empty head.

She's so dumb but it turns out what annoys me more is that she's being such a fence-sitting asshole about it. Like, pick a fucking side.

Youre wrong, but if youre going to be a "Flat Earth"er, at least own it. It's so childish, and ironic that she ends up betraying herself by backing into saying "I do not think anything".

If youre gonna declare the thing to be this nebulous snowflake but you arent gonna have the spine to not back into a corner, saying that nobody can be right or wrong, or you dont think about it, then dont share your opinion about it. It just seems so juvenile. Youre either right or wrong, pick one, dont try to squeeze into this "Well it's really all based on perception, you cant ever really KNOW anything. Everyone wins!"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

She's so dumb but it turns out what annoys me more is that she's being such a fence-sitting asshole about it. Like, pick a fucking side.

Youre wrong, but if youre going to be a "Flat Earth"er, at least own it. It's so childish, and ironic that she ends up betraying herself by backing into saying "I do not think anything".

If youre gonna declare the thing to be this nebulous snowflake but you arent gonna have the spine to not back into a corner, saying that nobody can be right or wrong, or you dont think about it, then dont share your opinion about it. It just seems so juvenile. Youre either right or wrong, pick one, dont try to squeeze into this "Well it's really all based on perception, you cant ever really KNOW anything. Everyone wins!"

Yeah, but this is the Gorl who was a vegan...for a week. I imagine making decisions is something she struggles with.

I guess she would call her ability to make decisions "Mein Kampf".

 

[Shallow_Hal]

Looks like black beans on top of... refried beans? Mixed with rice? She's really obsessed with beans lately

yep, except the refried beans are actually her ground chicken from her “healthy” haul. At least chicken isn’t as calories dense as refried beans, but imo, she could have did completely without the beams & the extra calories

 

[pickleniggo]

At least chicken isn’t as calories dense as refried beans, but imo, she could have did completely without the beams & the extra calories

Amber’s body could use the fiber.
It still looks like she used an entire pound of meat but whatever, it’s still the healthiest thing we’ve ever seen on her plate.

 

[smallmilk]

Don't forget about the sugary water she drinks with every meal