Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sweaty chafing thighs]

In my book any job is a job. Then everything else. I couldn't do this particular job neither but a job is still a job and I give Ricky credit for having one and for keeping it.

I didn't know Eric filed for disability. I can't judge how easily or difficult it is in the US but here where I live it's quite difficult. They try ways to 'force' you to get a job - any job - and the gov money isn't really much. I would say the low of basic living and it takes quite a long time to get approved or not. Of course there are people who abuse it and there are those who really need it.

Anxiety IS a bad thing and it CAN ruin your life but it's also something that can be dealt with through professional help but if you never even try then nothing will change.

I don't know if he did or didn't apply for disability, but if he did apply it's going to be a hell of a time proving that his anxiety alone is enough to keep him from working. There are so many other jobs that he could potentially do that would limit his interaction with the public if that was a serious, legitimate issue or he could get a job with reasonable accommodations (like taking periodic breaks when he's feeling anxious) that the government would pretty much laugh at the case until it was proven to be a truly debilitating condition. Vlogging on YouTube isn't exactly helping, either.

 

[Twinkie]

To get disability for any kind of psych shit you typically need at least 3 hospitalizations in your chart. And if he's that fucked up just give him the check.

A huge exception would be getting on SSI when your'e a minor (which millions of children are on it) and having that continue into adulthood. But despite how childish these retards act they are all well into adulthood

 

[whiskey-mum]

YoUtuBE iS HeR jOb

 

[another day another binge]

Even if Ricky was working in chicken factory it's still fine. He lives in bumfuck nowhere and propably no one is willing to drive more than an hour to job. I can't exactly remember where this chicken factory thing was taken from, but even if that's true than this fellow can put all his frustration from home to job. Somebody has to kill those poor chicken because AL is demanding chicken tenders to put in her George Foreman.

 

[Twinkie]

I know you jest but I dont recall ever seeing her cook meat at home? Like, from raw whole meat not frozen processed stuff. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she's one of those people who can't stand to deal with the yicky icky meat unless it comes precooked (and breaded). She even buys precooked bacon

 

[Twinkie]

"I made myself look a gross slob to own haydurs."

Roach Queen Reid doesn't get that it's both gross and funny.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I think she mostly purchases raw chicken tenders, tube turkey meat, and precooked bacon.

But it's not funny in the way that she thinks that it is, it's funny because she's disgusting. Most people do not have bugs crawling around in their house much less on their person and they definitely don't film and share it with the world, as much as she likes to think that this is a 'normal' thing.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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YoUtuBE iS HeR jOb

New one tomorrow aka week old content for her

 

[Sanchez]

I know you jest but I dont recall ever seeing her cook meat at home? Like, from raw whole meat not frozen processed stuff. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she's one of those people who can't stand to deal with the yicky icky meat unless it comes precooked (and breaded). She even buys precooked bacon

The extent of her cooking raw chicken (which she "hates touching") was plopping a tenderloin into a grockpot with a can of vomit soup.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

This place is Bora Bora. Someone tweet this to amber and ask her how she's planning to get there with her current weight

 

[Twinkie]

too easy.

Spoiler

she's a whale she can just swim there duh

 

[Plantywitch]

There’s no way she’s swimming as she lies in bed trapped in her rolls.
Bed bound life is so close.

 

[ADHD]

Holy shit those bags under her eyes

Becky owes her a lot more than that when it comes to posting unflattering shots tbh.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

To get disability for any kind of psych shit you typically need at least 3 hospitalizations in your chart. And if he's that fucked up just give him the check.

A huge exception would be getting on SSI when your'e a minor (which millions of children are on it) and having that continue into adulthood. But despite how childish these exceptional individuals act they are all well into adulthood

There's no check list of things you've had to have done to get on disability. If there were, people would just lie their way into filling the perimeters and live on that big $760 a month for life. They take into consideration your whole (documented) medical history. That's the issue most people have when claiming psych, they only have a few visits to a doctor, maybe a few days stay at a hospital psych ward stay. And I've never heard of anxiety getting someone on disability.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

There’s no way she’s swimming as she lies in bed trapped in her rolls.
Bed bound life is so close.

Guess there was no new video today because Amber quite literally couldn’t get out of her bed.

Edit:

I imagine the bed bound era will start something like this; Amber will claim she’s not feeling well or is sick and is going to do a quick vlog from bed. At some point in the video she’ll say she’s starving / hasn’t eatun all day and we will see Becky take the camera and vlog herself getting whatever fast food our dainty bedbound princess demands. The rest of the video will be Amber eating in bed and talking about how she never does this. It might even start to be a pattern before she does the ultimate clickbait reveal that she is indeed bedbound. She probably won’t use that word though.

 

[Kataomoi00]

There’s no way she’s swimming as she lies in bed trapped in her rolls.
Bed bound life is so close.

She could always be catapulted

For real though, like with losing weight, I doubt big AL has any genuine interest in traveling to Bora Bora. She probably just wants to come off as interesting or quirky by saying that. It’s a shame since Bora Bora does look beautiful. She could use the possibility of traveling there as inspiration to lose weight, but we already know that’ll never happen.

 

[FreddyDunningKreuger]

There’s no way she’s swimming as she lies in bed trapped in her rolls.
Bed bound life is so close.

Damn. It's gotta be hard af to breathe when you can use your chest fat as a pillow in a reclining state. She's not even laying totally flat, or maybe I should say level instead of flat... She's too spherical to get totally flat. Anywazzle, I would be afraid that my bulk would gain sentience, crawl up and smother me in the night at that size, just out of some deep longing for release. I'm sure Amber's fat would much rather be somewhere else, like in a butt implant or something.

 

[Plantywitch]

Okay but really....

 

[Twinkie]

There's no check list of things you've had to have done to get on disability. If there were, people would just lie their way into filling the perimeters and live on that big $760 a month for life. They take into consideration your whole (documented) medical history. That's the issue most people have when claiming psych, they only have a few visits to a doctor, maybe a few days stay at a hospital psych ward stay. And I've never heard of anxiety getting someone on disability.

Um, you don't think millions of people in this country have done exactly that? It's called gaming the system and if they (or their attorneys) know what boxes need to be checked the claim is approved even if any reasonable person can see they're full of shit.

And you're correct, nobody gets it for "anxiety" but I was assuming some co-morbid psych conditions would be claimed eg bipolar

Spoiler: as someone who used to do this for a living, the abridged version

Jun 1, 2018
Eric: CLAIM: give tugboat pls
Eric: *waits*

Jul 15, 2018
SSA: CLAIM: denied
Eric: oh no *hires attorney*

Jul 21, 2018
Attorney: Go see this doctor. Now this one. Now have this evaluation. Now sign here.
Eric: *yawns* k

nine months later

April 21, 2019
SSA: Your claim is approved. Enjoy your tugboat. Your benefits begin next month. You will also receive backpay starting from the the date you first filed. Here's your settlement of $6,500.
Eric: yaaas *endorses check*
Attorney: yaaas *takes fee from settlement*
Eric: hay, can I give my friend Amberlynn your number?

 

[FreddyDunningKreuger]

Okay but really....

The axis of the ham planet is off it's rotation.