Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

maybe calling Becky to wipe her ass?????

 

[FitBitch]

View attachment 499960 View attachment 499961 Lol and still she doesn’t deny it

Except even that would still be a lie you massive dumpster fire.

Our clever gorl failing to understand an extremely simple analogy <3

If she gives her 100 and Becky gives her 100, that makes the relationship 50/50. They'd each be giving half of what the whole is.

Not that it matters it just shows how shit she is at grasping even simple concepts like "half".

 

[Long time lurker]

Amber should just give up. There is no word that would make her not look bad in that situation. By saying she was coerced, she's implying that she paid for room and board with sex.

I'm pretty sure Kasey's mom didn't want her there, and only took Amber in because she imposed herself on them (she went to visit Kasey, stayed for a month and then told them her grandmother had kicked her out of the house).

 

[Tammy Larsen]

maybe calling Becky to wipe her ass?????

I doubt she can reach far enough to wipe her own ass, but I also doubt that she would have Becky do it.

Her ass doesn't get wiped

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Although I do agree with you, I think the numbers are higher.
I think when she shared the 496lb(?) she was already over 500. Even then she was already using static images to show the number on the scale.

500lb was a huge line in the sand for Amber. She spent years saying she would never allow herself to get there, and that was why she lied about it.

Edited:
It felt to me that they (Eric and Becky) had the volume up to cover the sounds coming from (I think) the kitchen or the boys' bedroom.
Maybe Ricky caught Amber in their bathroom?

Oh, I think she hit 500 long before she admitted it - she vacillated around the high 490's for ages. I think she only admitted to 500 at all when she was around 510+ and couldn't maintain the "I'll lose this and no-one will ever know" mindset. We all know she lies, but the biggest lies are those she tells herself, and we don't get to see anything until she's built a big wall of excuses and denial to comfort herself. Then she likely felt a weird combo of relief and don't-give-a-fuck having openly crossed that line and went on an all-out one way ride to Binge City to reward herself for broootal huhonesty. She hides behind "reeeee they hate me" but what she really can't bear is that we perhaps understand her more than she understands herself. The haydurz hold up a black mirror and Amby fears it.

I thought the music or maybe game was that passive aggressive thing we do to piss off housemates/partners/the cat. I think it was Ricky turning it up to levels deliberately to escalate - it seems to come on during EnB's convo - and the other two are staying well out of it. That's why Becky's face dropped like a stone - she's going to be pushed into taking sides. The fact its deffo some sort of aggro and that the other two just carry on would indicate they're either used to it or have seen it coming and are trying to duck it.

All we know for sure is she'll lie her tits off and Ricky will be forced in front of the camera with a rictus grin to announce he just lu-huuurves her. We'll only see him from the neck up to hide the bindings and cattle prod.

Ps. @Whatthefuck - oops, x'd you by accident, soz. Twinkie makes me sad. Imagine being stuffed in Big Al's armpit most of the time because she luuuuuurves her furbabies (snaaaaarl.) No wonder the poor thing is neurotic.

 

[JerkyPirate]

Of course Big AL's sock thinks the only people who hate on her are jealous females. Christ this giant, obvious idiot.

Edit: I think it's a bit of bolth, sock and troll. I think she either asked people to make these fake accounts she's been retweeting or just tacitly endorses them no matter what. All she does now is troll, the hate and the comments are what gets her money and she knows it.

 

[C3PBRO]

From her "working" "woman" video.

I mean I get that they could be extending because she's gripping, but the nails still seem pretty long to me. Open to being wrong about it. I kind of hope to be.

 

[Soda Sink]

Of course Big AL's sock thinks the only people who hate on her are jealous females. Christ this giant, obvious idiot. View attachment 500040

"Ability to make grateful money" makes this sound like a troll.

 

[Bunny]

Of course Big AL's sock thinks the only people who hate on her are jealous females. Christ this giant, obvious idiot. View attachment 500040

Grateful amounts of money? I swear I heard Amber use this phrase once.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@C3PBRO She can't trim Twinkie's nails. How on earth would she explain all the holes in her trousers? The magic, all-in the-same-place-across-multiple-pairs, holes. Tooootally down to the animals, all fifty pairs...

Edit. For English not today.

 

[FitBitch]

From her "working" "woman" video.

I mean I get that they could be extending because she's gripping, but the nails still seem pretty long to me. Open to being wrong about it. I kind of hope to be.

You're not wrong. They still haven't been cut.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Grateful amounts of money? I swear I heard Amber use this phrase once.

She did. It’s a troll account trying to make it sound like an Amber sock.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/amberlynnlifewithamberlynnreid

Gotta insert moar ads gorl!

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Grateful amounts of money? I swear I heard Amber use this phrase once.

I think it was in her Instagram story once, in the form of an answer to a question. I cant remember the question though. Probably something like: Why dont you get a real job?

 

[Teresa77]

In her latest video AL says she felt the best mentally when she was in Virginia. This makes it obvious that she needs some kind of parental/authority figures to guide her life/limit her actions/cook her healthy meals/control her spending. When she is on her own (Destiny and Becky eras) she just shops and eats uncontrollably. In the Krystal era, Krystal's parents didn't allow such nonsense and AL weighed less, actually went to the gym, wasn't as obnoxious, and now we find out she felt good mentally. Maybe she should check into a group home or inpatient clinic if such things are available for the morbidly obese.

 

[Soda Sink]

I think it was in her Instagram story once, in the form of an answer to a question. I cant remember the question though. Probably something like: Why dont you get a real job?

She said it in the video where she claimed to make 10k a month.

 

[melissarendato]

I made a video about their Lexington Vaca. Enjoy beloveds.

 

[foodiebloobie]

On an EP of my 600 lb life, Dr.now mentioned that once a patient gets to their highest weight there's either going back or going forward, there's no in between. When she hit 500 and started hovering above it and even getting close to that 510 mark she was done for. I mean she was done for at 420 and 469 lbs as well, but I really doubt she will ever have a reoccurrence of the 89 ell bee loss in her life time without some medical intervention.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Soooo.....as her vuhloorgs are three weeks behind, here is an update on how the new improved diet plan is going, courtesy of Eric's latest blah. With a bonus shot of electrified poop bun and eyeshadow by beetus. As expected, the new plan is going just fabulously.

Her walking is RULLY bad In this - she waddles behind Ricky and even tho it cuts away quickly, you can see how badly she's moving. How is she not scared out of her tiny, pea-brained mind?

(Walking - or some kind of propulsive, slug-like movement - is around 5.30 of "Twinkie's Twin." Beware, the Screech is strong in this one.)

 

[nyankosensei]

Thanks for posting it.

Right after she bellows "BECKY!" you can clearly hear him shout something (it's not the only time but it's the clearest) and it doesn't sound friendly at all - I know music's playing (and that came on suddenly and loud) but that's not the tone of just yelling above music. He sounds really fucked off. And Becky n Eric seem like they are deliberately not getting involved? Dunno. But yeah, Ricky te-HOE-tully loves her; Becky said so. But then Becky also said "she's nowhere near 500lbs" so...

Oh goody. I've ordered us a lorryload of popcorn.

even though is on tape according to Amber they never argue lol, just fake news