Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[JaneThough]

Gorl is a pro at fishing for compliments.

I don’t think Big Al would go on My 600lbs Life. She’s just not prepared to be laid bare and honest like that. Even in her Struggles Being Me videos she only stated what is staggeringly obvious- that she can’t fit in small spaces such as a shower cubicle and sometimes can’t catch her breath. Chantal was more honest than that and she’s a pathological liar.

Also, if Big Al quit YouTube (it’s apparently stipulated in the contract you have to stay off social media and not discuss your progress) they’d lose their entire income. The rumoured appearance fee is $4,000 with a bit extra for the shower scenes, not nearly enough for them to survive.

This is a really interesting article on the reality of filming My 600lbs Life.

They quote Steven Assanti, so I take that article with a grain of salt.

 

[drtoboggan]

I expected more screencaps in this thread.

 

[pickleniggo]

I feel so unattractive. (shoves orange chicken down throat)
If only there was something that I could do to fix that. (gulps down kettle BBQ chips)
I guess I was just born with weird bones and organs. (snorts Coldstone ice cream)

I don't breathe accordingly to everyone else. (Motor scoots around Walmart to acquire next "grocery haul")

 

[Xenomorph]

Our Narcissistic Personality Disorder gorl accidentally hit - instead of 1.

Sure, Jan..the amount you eyefuck yourself on every video begs to differ.

 

[FitBitch]

Our Narcissistic Personality Disorder gorl accidentally hit - instead of 1.

Count every eyefuck she's ever given herself in a mirror or the viewfinder in her HD camera, multiply by the hours of editing she does where she gets to look at herself, and then ad a zero to the end of that number. That's how attractive Amber really finds herself. If she had a sex drive she'd orgasm every time she looked in a mirror. This is a fish for compliments an she ain't getting one from me.

Gorl you right, you look like a blob of mayo given form.

 

[497]

Count every eyefuck she's ever given herself in a mirror or the viewfinder in her HD camera, multiply by the hours of editing she does where she gets to look at herself, and then ad a zero to the end of that number. That's how attractive Amber really finds herself. If she had a sex drive she'd orgasm every time she looked in a mirror. This is a fish for compliments an she ain't getting one from me.

Gorl you right, you look like a blob of mayo given form.

In a recent video she had a picture of herself on her phone desktop. Most people put pictures of their family or even pets on their phone but AL puts a picture of herself.

 

[EH 110]

In a recent video she had a picture of herself on her phone desktop. Most people put pictures of their family or even pets on their phone but AL puts a picture of herself.

Or a picture of yourself with your family or significant other. But we know Amber doesn't want to see Becky's hairy mug on her screen. LOL

 

[melissarendato]

I expected more screencaps in this thread.

Feel free to post them.

 

[Croissants]

welp. that's just sad.

 

[FitBitch]

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welp. that's just sad.

Even in her imagination, her ideal form is still gross.

 

[ADHD]

Also, if Big Al quit YouTube (it’s apparently stipulated in the contract you have to stay off social media and not discuss your progress) they’d lose their entire income. The rumoured appearance fee is $4,000 with a bit extra for the shower scenes, not nearly enough for them to survive.

Would she have to delete her YouTube channel or just stop filming new videos? She might be ok if she was still able to receive money from people viewing videos she's already uploaded.

 

[Long time lurker]

Or a picture of yourself with your family or significant other.

In Amber's defense, Becky is on that photo. It's a mirrored image of Becky kissing Amber's face/forehead. Becky's face is, of course, cropped.

Even in her imagination, her ideal form is still gross.

Amber's ideal weight was, if memory serves, 199lb.

$4000.00 goes a long way in BF, KY.

 

[also autistic]

$4000.00 goes a long way in BF, KY.

Not when you have journals to buy

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Would she have to delete her YouTube channel or just stop filming new videos? She might be ok if she was still able to receive money from people viewing videos she's already uploaded.

My guess is she wouldn't have to delete anything, she'd just have to shut the hell up on all forms of social media (which we know she wouldn't do) and wouldn't be allowed to film new videos. She already showed us she could film 19 videos and bore us to death with a dirty hotel room so theoretically it is possible for her to film an entire month's worth of vlogs and drag it out for 6 months - 1 year if she got really creative with her 'editing'.

 

[sperginity]

She is already really behind and knows how to stretch out uploads, make 3 sit down videos in a day etc. If she changed her upload schedule it would be doable. She could make drama by having Becky vlog without her or something. She's also making money off old videos. I think she would be fine. I am sure she imagines that on mshpl she would look great and inspiring, lol

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

Big Al would 100% go on MSHPL. She believes it would be her fast track to 220lbs. Goals, girl.

But that is her thought process. Even though she watches some of these people working hard she thinks most of the work is done for you.

That's our lazy, sloppy gorl. She is a weight loss expert, after all.

 

[foodiebloobie]

Sad that she thinks at 220 lbs she would escape health problems and be some beautiful dainty goddess. She would still be at high risk for diabetes, heart disease etc and all the damage she's already done to her organs by being this overweight for so long will be harder to reverse the longer it takes her to lose the weight.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Sad that she thinks at 220 lbs she would escape health problems and be some beautiful dainty goddess. She would still be at high risk for diabetes, heart disease etc and all the damage she's already done to her organs by being this overweight for so long will be harder to reverse the longer it takes her to lose the weight.

I can't even imagine being so fat that 220 sounds "dainty"

 

[angelicbitch]

Funny that she wants Trisha's body.

Trisha is over 200lbs (I believe 212lbs or something was her most recent weight) and has admitted to having 12 different cosmetic surgeries.

 

[SweetDee]

AL's episode would be reminiscent of Penny's, Steven's, and maybe that "Owwww! Muhhh laaaigs!" guy. She'd become one of the most hated. I bet it'd get great ratings though. I don't see big gorl going through with it, however. She's the type that doesn't like to have her routine disturbed in any way.