Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[UW 411]

I would love to see them fight.:autism::autism::autism: I just imagined a Street Fighter fighting game style AL and Chantal. AL throwing journals and wax melts and running over Chantal with a walmart scooter and as for Chantal she would be "beauty bitting" AL and throwing hair powder into her eyes.

What would their special movies would be?

Place your bets Y'ALL!

I'm sorry I'll see myself out.

Personally, I always pictured AL as Darlene, the fat psychopath boss from Dead Rising. Though Darlene also seems to share Chantal's obsession with gross bodily functions, she has AL's fat old grandma fashion sense and relies on her scootypuff.

Maybe just reskin Darlene and have them battle it out on their scooters?

Bonus: Amber could throw her pets as projectiles (they're fine, they're used to it!)
Chantal could summon Bibi as backup, except there's only a 15% chance it'll succeed (he's busy playing vidya and tuning her out)

Alternatively...

 

[Faggot Gift]

Honestly this was pretty smart on the part of AL, she knew Chantal is the most defensive, easily triggered person on Earth and took advantage of that to both make herself look better and brew up some drama and views that have been pretty dry for a while now. It's actually kind of scary how easily she can wrap losers like Chantal and Becky around her sausage fingers.

 

[Twinkie]

How does Amber, a notorious liar, exposing herself as a hypocrite (and Chantal in turn further exposing Amber's lies to even more people) make Amber look better?

 

[Tammy]

How does Amber, a notorious liar, exposing herself as a hypocrite (and Chantal in turn further exposing Amber's lies to even more people) make Amber look better?

They don't call her Victimlynn for nothing.

 

[Twinkie]

They don't call her Victimlynn for nothing.

...Okay? That has nothing to do with what I said. Amber came out of this looking not only like a piece of shit but like complete pussy who got slapped down by Chantal. She's an idiot.

 

[Tammy]

...Okay? That has nothing to do with what I said. Amber came out of this looking not only like a piece of shit but like complete pussy who got slapped down by Chantal. She's an idiot.

It has everything to do with what you said: Amber can feign innocence by refusing to name the Youtuber she tweeted about and in turn make it look like Chantal betrayed and attacked her over a simple misunderstanding.

 

[Twinkie]

Not really because it's obvious she was tweeting about Chantal. And Chantal "attacked" Amber by reminding people of Amber's false rape accusations and pathetic existence (I realize Chantal also has a pathetic life, but that's beside the point). That's the reason Amber is claiming she hasn't watched Chantal's video and never will. She watched it, she just won't admit it because then she'd have to address Chantal calling her out.

Sorry but to think any of this makes Amber look better you'd have to have a mind as twisted as hers

 

[Faggot Gift]

How does Amber, a notorious liar, exposing herself as a hypocrite (and Chantal in turn further exposing Amber's lies to even more people) make Amber look better?

Everyone already either knows she's a huge hypocrite unless they're retarded so no news there, she's a 500 pound gorl talking about being a better nutrition expert than other people. And nobody's going to learn anything new from that Chantal video that they couldn't have already learned from the farms or reaction videos if they were interested. She was just regurgitating shit she stole from the farms.

Chantal is 6 years older than AL, actually has a degree (albeit a useless English degree considering she sucks at storytelling in her videos) and clearly considers herself "above" the other deathfats. She's been riding AL's coattails for months but you can clearly tell she's hated her the entire time. IMO the deathfat with delusions of intelligence sperging out over a younger woman doing the exact things she does, and showing herself as a pathetic backstabber and coattail-rider, looks worse than the retarded deathfat getting tons of eyeballs while being able to sneakily deny she's done anything wrong and without any kind of way to really "disprove" her. The youtube drama game is all about appearances.

 

[UW 411]

How does Amber, a notorious liar, exposing herself as a hypocrite (and Chantal in turn further exposing Amber's lies to even more people) make Amber look better?

To anyone aware of them both (providing they have a brain, aren't gullible or autistic), they're both pretty much as bad as each other and both guilty of what Chantal has called out AL for, clearly both massive hypocrits who can't stop lying.

It's more that AL can smugly feign disappointment in their non-existent friendship ending and take what's usually percieved as the more mature option or the high-road (or passive-aggressive...) of wishing her detractor well.

AL is trying to seem the 'bigger person' (heh) in this situation, and though it's see-through as hell, superficially to people unfamiliar with them both, she comes across as less mean-spirited by not ranting and pretending that it had nothing to do with Foodie Beauty. She's decided to bullshit her way out of it, acting innocent and good-willed even though it's completely out of character for her and she is liduhruhlly famous for her lahhhs.

Basically, they're both shit but Chantal comes across more spiteful for her rant while AL sits back and pretends that she's gutted and would never have tweeted that about Chantal.

I don't think it's actually possible for either of them to look good. They're both ridiculous caricatures of the human form with unlikeable personalities and destructive habits.

 

[Faggot Gift]

To anyone aware of them both (providing they have a brain, aren't gullible or autistic), they're both pretty much as bad as each other and both guilty of what Chantal has called out AL for, clearly both massive hypocrits who can't stop lying.

It's more that AL can smugly feign disappointment in their non-existent friendship ending and take what's usually percieved as the more mature option or the high-road (or passive-aggressive...) of wishing her detractor well.

AL is trying to seem the 'bigger person' (heh) in this situation, and though it's see-through as hell, superficially to people unfamiliar with them both, she comes across as less mean-spirited by not ranting and pretending that it had nothing to do with Foodie Beauty. She's decided to bullshit her way out of it, acting innocent and good-willed even though it's completely out of character for her and she is liduhruhlly famous for her lahhhs.

Basically, they're both shit but Chantal comes across more spiteful for her rant while AL sits back and pretends that she's gutted and would never have tweeted that about Chantal.

I don't think it's actually possible for either of them to look good. They're both ridiculous caricatures of the human form with unlikeable personalities and destructive habits.

Much better stated thanks!

 

[MeLikeyLurkey]

Hey guise! Been a lurker for awhile but I think the occasion calls for me to pop outta the woodwork.
This tea is the most exciting thing to happen in AL land all year. Cant wait to see what happens here. Hoping AL makes a whiny vid about her hurt fee fees & using this "misunderstanding" as the next great excuse for the binge monster to come out! Here's to Chantal's bitterness & AL's perpetual victimhood! Great entertainment right here!
Bring on the :autism: ratings

 

[sis no]

it's wishful thinking of mine to hope she's so bad at editing and doesn't want to improve to the point of her not knowing how to insert images in a video, so that she's forced to film a video clip of her weighing herself.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

it's wishful thinking of mine to hope she's so bad at editing and doesn't want to improve to the point of her not knowing how to insert images in a video, so that she's forced to film a video clip of her weighing herself.

She has inserted photos plenty of times before, and a video clip of her weight is what we've all be asking for for ages.

 

[Strine]

It’s painfully obvious that Fat Albert is trying to immerse herself in YouTube “culture”. She’s parroting trends and behaviors that she’s seen other youtubers do: “series”, deflection, subtweet rants, using certain lingo, etc. She thinks we don’t see it, but it’s a departure from her personality and it looks so sad.

I think it's the only amusing thing happening right now frankly. She's trying to be Shane Dawson for the 250kg abusive dyke set. It would actually be a good tactic if she didn't have the slight handicap of being a mendacious pig.

it's wishful thinking of mine to hope she's so bad at editing and doesn't want to improve to the point of her not knowing how to insert images in a video, so that she's forced to film a video clip of her weighing herself.

iirc her infamous 522lb weigh-in was just a photo inserted into the video.

 

[Synthwave]

At this point, I am not sure who I dislike more, Chantal or Albert.

I mean, they are both huge hypocrites, liars and hopelessly digging their own graves.

But I mean, to some it seemed somewhat irritating that in her struggle videos, Amber didn’t talk about the rag on a stick or other gnarly details about personal hygiene. After watching Chantal’s videos, I actually feel kind of glad Amber didn’t, because my god what a disgusting slob Chantal is. You most certainly do not need to share that stuff about toiler paper stuck between your ass cheeks or farting or shitting or folds and crevices. Really, that is really repulsing behaviour from a woman of her age. Not everything is meant to be shared.

On the other hand, Amber’s attempts of daintyfying herself in everything she does is ridiculous also, like everyone is going to believe the shit you say when you are that big. Still, personally not hating on her about leaving the nastiest details out of her series.

Cows bolth alike, in conclusion.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Amber looks like a passive aggressive shady shitgoblin and Chantal looks fucking unhinged. No winners in this fat nasty slap fight.

 

[Faggot Gift]

I don't know about morally better but I think AL is a lot smarter and savvier solely due to the fact she has absolutely no shame. Sure she preens in the mirror like an asshole but that's kind of a white trash staple. Anyone with any sense of pride would never in a thousand years upload a thumbnail like this

Chantal meanwhile thinks Youtube is her hugbox and the only comments she should ever receive are compliments. Sure AL wishes it was like that but considering they've both failed at pretty much anything they've ever done it's pretty much a battle of who's more willing to be a carnival sideshow and AL definitely has more self-awareness on that front.

EDIT: Also I can never get over the fact that Chantal has an English degree from a legit university not the diploma mill AL went to and yet she's one of the worst storytellers I've seen, even when she's cribbing from fucking Reddit creepypastas

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

This is too funny! They are both cunts IMO. I would love to see them fight.:autism::autism::autism: I just imagined a Street Fighter fighting game style AL and Chantal. AL throwing journals and wax melts and running over Chantal with a walmart scooter and as for Chantal she would be "beauty bitting" AL and throwing hair powder into her eyes.



I'm sorry I'll see myself out.

OMG!!! This is funny! I wish you were my best friend!:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

 

[Strine]

Two housebounds, both alike in big-nity,
In fatso YouTube, where we lay our scene,
From eating fudge break to new mutiny,
Where beetus'd blood makes beetus'd hands unclean.
From forth the braized pork loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd heifers war with strife;
Whose misadventured gluttonous overthrows
Do with their channels support their deathfat life.
The fearful absence of their stretch-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their online rage,
Which, but their fatness' end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with haydur's eyes attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

 

[SweetDee]

Two housebounds, both alike in big-nity,
In fatso YouTube, where we lay our scene,
From eating fudge break to new mutiny,
Where beetus'd blood makes beetus'd hands unclean.
From forth the braized pork loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd heifers war with strife;
Whose misadventured gluttonous overthrows
Do with their channels support their deathfat life.
The fearful absence of their stretch-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their online rage,
Which, but their fatness' end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with haydur's eyes attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

The subject matter is undeserving of such lyrical poetry.