Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

It has everything to do with what you said: Amber can feign innocence by refusing to name the Youtuber she tweeted about and in turn make it look like Chantal betrayed and attacked her over a simple misunderstanding.

you give her fat brain waaaayyy too much credit.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Not really because it's obvious she was tweeting about Chantal. And Chantal "attacked" Amber by reminding people of Amber's false rape accusations and pathetic existence (I realize Chantal also has a pathetic life, but that's beside the point). That's the reason Amber is claiming she hasn't watched Chantal's video and never will. She watched it, she just won't admit it because then she'd have to address Chantal calling her out.

Sorry but to think any of this makes Amber look better you'd have to have a mind as twisted as hers

You're mixing up the various audiences involved here. 95% of the people who view Amber's content do not think about it critically. She only has to create enough plausible deniability to make herself look better in the eyes of the 95% in order to look better. Most viewers are going to look at this beef as Amber venting about a mystery woman and Chantel having enough self-guilt and that she assumed she was the one being vented about.

 

[Tammy]

you give her fat brain waaaayyy too much credit.

But funnily enough what I described is exactly how Hamber has played it off so far. She saw the Chantal meltdown, couldn't control herself (what a surprise) from hopping on her high horse and chiming in on Twitter, then immediately retreated into denial/Victimlynn mode once she saw everyone running with it. It's not a conspiracy; it's her M.O. any time she's called on her shit.

 

[angelicbitch]

 

[Faggot Gift]

If AL finds religion I'm going to fucking die from laughter

 

[Xenomorph]

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She meant the hug of cholesterol in her arteries.

 

[Strine]

If AL finds religion I'm going to fucking die from laughter

"Becky was too anxious to go to church this week and also I'm lidurally allergic to communion wafers"

 

[Xenomorph]

If AL finds religion I'm going to fucking die from laughter

She's only doing that for the free Baptism Lake Bath.

 

[P.F.H.]

Now Amber going to the church would be funny. Imagine her arriving with two walmart bags full of snacks to eat during the 2 hour session while she records and comments about how Sister Jane is such a slut or something.

I don't think that's going to happen since she's a lesbeanbag but hey... dreaming is free.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

If AL finds religion I'm going to fucking die from laughter

The only church I can see amber going is the church of flying spaghetti monster unironically

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I bet you would, whole ham even.

 

[Barbarella]

Fixed.

Sorry, I know we moved on to the Foodie Beauty Feud, but I wanted to say I appreciated one of the stars turning onto bugs in this recreation. Def a winner.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

"Becky was too anxious to go to church this week and also I'm lidurally allergic to communion wafers"

Our gorl isn't going to turn down free food. "They said bread and wine, so I've packed fourteen pounds of butter and eleventy-threeth spreads and jellies. Oh, and I'm having the chicken slices trucked over, because chicken is no points and I'm all about that weight-loss, gorl. Becky? BECKY! Is it longer than half-an-hour? Should I take the grockpot - I can plug it in at the back? All that sitting and breathing, this gorl be HONGRY after..."

The reeeeee when she gets given a tiny circle of paper will shake the earth. She'll be expecting a loaf.

(The clergy in Kentucky are already getting nervous. Would you risk putting your hand near that mouth if it was hongry? Shudder.)

 

[QT 219]

Two housebounds, both alike in big-nity,
In fatso YouTube, where we lay our scene,
From eating fudge break to new mutiny,
Where beetus'd blood makes beetus'd hands unclean.
From forth the braized pork loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd heifers war with strife;
Whose misadventured gluttonous overthrows
Do with their channels support their deathfat life.
The fearful absence of their stretch-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their online rage,
Which, but their fatness' end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with haydur's eyes attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

[aerial shots of Hamberlynn and Chomptel crashing into buildings like Godzilla and Mothra]
[Kiwi Chorus singing while You Tube burns]

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Can't compete with @C3PBRO (iyamnotworthy) but have adjusted to allow for obligatory distance, fat earlobes, choker doing-what-it-sez-on-the-tin, Necky's resting bitch-face etc etc.

I've no idea why, but awhile back I noticed chin no.1 - the bum-chin, now somewhere in the middle of the moonface - isn't balanced. Now I can't un-see it and it's mesmerising.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

That's the most accurate likeness of Becky I've seen yet.

 

[also autistic]

On the subject of Al's bra, I googled why a bra would ride up on your back, and apparantly it's from the band being too loose.

 

[Xenomorph]

On the subject of Al's bra, I googled why a bra would ride up on your back, and apparantly it's from the band being too loose.

Or the fact she has a set of bigger tits on her back than in the front. Nothing sadder than a fat chick with no tits.

 

[formerfatcow]

On the subject of Al's bra, I googled why a bra would ride up on your back, and apparantly it's from the band being too loose.

I think it’s probably a combination of the band being too tight originally, and then being stretched beyond it’s limits and improperly cared for (washing bra’s properly extends the life of the elastic in the band, and the bra overall). AL doesn’t have enough bras to wash hers properly and allow them to dry, so they’re either being thrown in both the washer and dryer with everything else or :horrifying: they’re just not getting washed at all. The bra was too tight, but then AL had her way with it and now it’s stretched to her size.

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

Michael Lawrence said the funniest thing in his video...he was talking about the AL/Chantel heavy weight fight and said that Chantal had been defending AL and "Amberlynn just went and got on that mobility scooter- put that bitch in reverse and just backed the fuck over Chantal."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ITXo92shQ

starts around 20:00