Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tammy Larsen]

So because I hate my eyeballs, I tried to get some comparison shots between the last mea culpa "I see what you see" and the nearest equivalent poses from her Toord Haul. The terrifying part is she looks relatively small compared, and far less ill.

Sorry, this is kind of off topic, but does anyone remember which one of Eric's vlogs she was referring to in the 'I see what you see' video? The one where she says she was horrified and disgusted to see the full body shots of herself.

 

[Long time lurker]

From what I remember, Amber was outside sitting on that concrete thing by the house. You might be able to find it by checking the date Amber released her video.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Sorry, this is kind of off topic, but does anyone remember which one of Eric's vlogs she was referring to in the 'I see what you see' video? The one where she says she was horrified and disgusted to see the full body shots of herself.

I think the stills from it are in the thread here "Your fave Amber pics/gifs." She made her "I see what you see" soon after, so work back from that date and you'll find the pics and maybe the vlog title.

@Paging Dr. Now Iirc the "I see what you see" was before she admitted the Big 500. She was claiming around 480-90, and the Torrid pix are about three weeks old, so either the 522 post vacation or the unverified - ie pulled out of her arse - 511. I've always been on the fence about her supposed lying, but I'm coming round to my fellow farmers convictions. That is obviously a serious gain and I think the shopping spree was because she's already burst out of most of the clothes she'd only just bought before the "I see...." vid. When were we last informed "The Future is F E M A L E" complete with stretching?

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I thought the singing doctor took her off exercise. For dance to burn lots of calories, you need to do more than just "low/soft" dancing. Whatever the hell she thinks that means. Low dancing to me is grinding because you, huh, get low. And soft dancing is impossible when you're the size of a grizzly bear.

Plus you didn't answer the question, Amber! You were asked what type of exercise you do, besides walking. Not what you want to do.

Spoiler: Amber's real exercise routine

 

[P.F.H.]

I think that she hangs on that bra for dear life because she has puffy nipples like this pic on the left:

Spoiler: Neeps

Her body probably began storing fat on her nipples or something, now imagine our gorl's everyday sad tits with those... things, watching your every move from below her shirt...
It's totally fine by me if Amber still wants to wear her dirty bra, its probably for a greater good.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I figured she kept the same bra because it's stretched to shit and she still wants to convince herself her measurements are what that bra says they are. I've seen plenty of delusional fats refuse to buy new clothes for this reason, and it might be common among normal-ish people too or vanity sizing wouldn't be a thing. Same probably goes for that ratty pair of tights/yoga pants/whatever it is - anything with actual measurements is probably triggering.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Dancing is probably the literal worst thing she could do to herself (besides what she's already doing, naturally). The stress on her knee and ankle joints...

 

[Tammy]

"Besides walking"

 

[Twinkie]

Dancing? This bitch can hardly walk anymore.

 

[Strine]

I can't see Amber ever losing weight in that house. She is mentally a child and all her previous successes in weight loss (or just not gaining, like with Density) have been the result of exterior agents who, in loco parentis, did not acquiesce to her constant demands for food. Becky just does whatever Amber wants because Becky wants her rent paid and her sped wardrobe furnished. People sympathetic to Becky would do well to contemplate this, as well as her quitting of her job as soon as she landed The Money Whale.

Amber has no self-control or cognitive power because she has Peter Pan syndrome and wants to spend the rest of her life as the 14yo chubby girl who wears tawdry jewellery and accessories and tries - tries - to be random and funny. Amber's only demonstrated area of adult intellect is in her manipulation of people around her to seduce them into enabling her lifestyle (she can only get it to work on retarded lesbians, but still). You can really tell a lot from how people dress - their relationship is modeled on the Daphnis and Chloe of the American south - "white trash fat 15yo juggalo boy meets white trash 14yo fat pseudo-goth kawaii eyeliner girl". Neither of them have to work, which completes the adolescent fantasy - teenagers think it's the coolest thing ever, but adults know that you get very depressed very fast if you do nothing all day.

So, I think she's going to end up bedbound in that house, but I don't know who to blame - her, for using Becky as her slave, or Becky, for allowing it for mere coin. Eric and Rickie also have an interesting relationship dynamic (Eric is, in many respects, the [ostensibly] "male" Amber) but I think AL and Becky's story is only going to get darker unless something changes.

Sorry for :autism:.

 

[ADHD]

Amber is a dainty princess and she can dance like a pro.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

Amber is a dainty princess and she can dance like a pro.

Honestly, that's...kind of heartbreaking to see, now. She wasn't exactly SVELTE, but she could actually move and looked like she had some hope.

 

[AJ 447]

Honestly, that's...kind of heartbreaking to see, now. She wasn't exactly SVELTE, but she could actually move and looked like she had some hope.

She still had some semblance of a proper body shape.

 

[Xenomorph]

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I thought the singing doctor took her off exercise. For dance to burn lots of calories, you need to do more than just "low/soft" dancing. Whatever the hell she thinks that means. Low dancing to me is grinding because you, huh, get low. And soft dancing is impossible when you're the size of a grizzly bear.

Plus you didn't answer the question, Amber! You were asked what type of exercise you do, besides walking. Not what you want to do.

Spoiler: Amber's real exercise routine

Walking to the fridge and back does not count you moo cow.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Amber is a dainty princess and she can dance like a pro.

Typical Amber video where she spends half the time trying to get to the point.

 

[P.F.H.]

Amber is a dainty princess and she can dance like a pro.

Oh my fucking god the camera actually shakes because of her seismic movements...

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

Amber is a dainty princess and she can dance like a pro.

It's really sad that a 4 minute cardio routine made her gasp for air. And that was around 200 lbs ago!

 

[Xenomorph]

Shout out to AL lying about seatbelts almost 2 years ago.

 

[497]

It's really sad that a 4 minute cardio routine made her gasp for air. And that was around 200 lbs ago!

now it's really sad that she can't even walk or waddle for 4 minutes. doing anything makes her gasp for air these days.

Shout out to AL lying about seatbelts almost 2 years ago.

I'm still confused about why she doesn't wear her glasses anymore. In the other thread someone wondered what she sees now compared to "I see what you see" video...maybe that's the problem she doesn't see it now. Problems solved..don't see it then you don't have to deal with the struggles and battles.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I'm still confused about why she doesn't wear her glasses anymore. In the other thread someone wondered what she sees now compared to "I see what you see" video...maybe that's the problem she doesn't see it now. Problems solved..don't see it then you don't have to deal with the struggles and battles.

I doubt they fit her anymore. Her head has gotten huge. What do you want to bet she didn't really need them in the first place.