Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Getting it on must be a blast. Wonder if Becks gets flashbacks of Kate Winslet's corset scene from Titanic as, like Rose's mother, she wrestles and tugs her dainty gorl's flab around until a small quantity is finally restrained. A very small quantity...

Now that's the kind of thing she should film to illustrate her struggles.

I guess seeing things isn't on her priority list? I can't imagine being too lazy to get new glasses, especially when she's as wealthy as she claims to be. And we all know she's too dirty for contacts. She'd probably clean them with spit.

She doesn't drive so it's not like she really needs to see clearly. She also doesn't like to spend money on her health, either preventative or otherwise.

A little ~ot~ maybe, but does anyone remember maybe a couple years or so ago when somebody made a AL thread here, but it got taken down because she wasn't seen as cow worthy?
Just makes me chuckle to think of that, because now she has her own entire cult here.

Iirc, the autistic slap fights got to be too much so that's why she got moved. None of the mods wanted to take care of the mess.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

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I thought the singing doctor took her off exercise. For dance to burn lots of calories, you need to do more than just "low/soft" dancing. Whatever the hell she thinks that means. Low dancing to me is grinding because you, huh, get low. And soft dancing is impossible when you're the size of a grizzly bear.

Plus you didn't answer the question, Amber! You were asked what type of exercise you do, besides walking. Not what you want to do.

Spoiler: Amber's real exercise routine

My only guess is she meant low impact dancing like Zumba, but she's a moron and can't articulate that properly... and like you said, anything low impact is impossible when you're of planetary proportions. If she wanted to go for an exercise that wouldn't put even more stress on her joints she'd waddle to her nearest YMCA and sign up for water aerobics with her local geriatrics.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Now I know, there was a video titled the bible is bs. She also yammers on about being agnostic. But she leans into not believing. Agnosticism just sounds edgy to her.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

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I may not be up to date on Amber lore but I thought she hates fruit. Or at least that's the last stance I remember her taking on it, despite evidence she has enjoyed fruit on camera years ago.

Last week she was all for a fruit mukbang. Today she doesn't care for fruit. Why binge on camera on something you don't like?

I honestly don't see that her videos are more exciting now. And no way does she edit in any way other than putting clips into a movie editor. There's no intro anymore, no coloration fixes, music added that wasn't playing as she filmed.... She doesn't know what editing really is.

I will eat my hat if she actually shows a live weigh in. And isn't this going against her video yesterday where she ditched her new "challenge" in a single video? I see this as more catfishing.

Translation: money is running low and momma is hangry!

 

[Strine]

Our gorl using sockpuppets not only to corroborate her sanctimonious backpedaling but to praise herself for it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

There's no drama going on presently with a famous male youtuber who doesn't know AL exists. It's a lah!!!

 

[ricecake]

I actually believe Amber that the tweets weren't about Chantal. Why would she get so bent out of shape over Chantal's dumb lie?

 

[Tammy]

Why doesn't she just clarify which Youtuber the tweets were about?

 

[Strine]

I actually believe Amber that the tweets weren't about Chantal. Why would she get so bent out of shape over Chantal's dumb lie?

I believe it because Chantal is a black mirror of Amberlynn and because all circumstances (the timing, the extant relationship) seem to point to it. At any rate Chantal certainly thought it was about her. Amber would be denying it and giving herself sockpuppet asspats irrespective of whether it was true or not, so who knows.

 

[Puta Bruja]

What does she mean she's too busy to upload some videos?? She is bed bound nearly and two weeks behind meaning she has plenty of videos she can post easily..
Fatty stop lying. Nobody, and I sincerely mean not a single person on the planet, believes you when you say you're too busy to post a video. Tell the truth and admit that all of the videos you've recorded are sit down videos with zero content and you're afraid of the backlash you're going to get from posting such crap. The only thing you're busy with is binge eating to death gorl..

 

[sperginity]

I actually believe Amber that the tweets weren't about Chantal. Why would she get so bent out of shape over Chantal's dumb lie?

Look, if amberlynn is too much of a coward to name a target for her tweets then if course someone (or many people) are going to assume it's about them. That's a foreseeable outcome. It's a shitty thing to do, and Chantal's criticism (that AL is a liar and shouldn't call others out for lying) stands true no matter who was being subtweeted.

 

[Strine]

Why doesn't she just clarify which Youtuber the tweets were about?

Probably because she hasn't found another YouTuber she can pretend it was about yet.

I doubt they fit her anymore. Her head has gotten huge. What do you want to bet she didn't really need them in the first place.

I'm guessing the reason Amber hasn't tried to get new glasses is because she's too fat to fit in the optometrist chair to have an exam.

She probably thought they were cute so she wore them for a very mild prescription and then couldn't be fucked replacing them. She will need them soon if she don't treatus her beetus since eyesight is usually a casualty*. Another reason she wouldn't replace them is so she can claim she needs glasses to drive a car so she couldn't possibly learn how to drive.

*Her type 2 diabetes is a foregone conclusion at this point; there's a lot of "if" and "when" about it but she has every symptom and almost every cause. At this point it would be incredible if she did not have it. She drinks like a workhorse, her wounds take months to heal, she has fatigued raccoon eyes, she obviously has voracious hunger (both a symptom and a cause) and she has prominent acanthosis and jaundice. The only other symptom is poor eyesight which only she would know about. The longer you have it, the worse the damage, and the less chance of "reversal" (if you treat type 2 early and effectively you can restore pancreatic function and cure yourself). Her profusion of symptoms suggest she is not treating it, but the most important treatment for it is weight loss

 

[JayBlue]

So I found a video today that was made by a YouTuber named
TheLyfeofaFreeSpirit. She discusses how she went from being a huge supporter of AL to now being a “hayder”. It is a well made video that shows a delusional ambaby finally waking up and realizing that the “hayders” were right all along. Also the comment section is interesting to read.

 

[Phalanx]

Yeah I found that vid a while ago its a pretty interesting listen from a psychology point of view.

 

[Xenomorph]

I actually believe Amber that the tweets weren't about Chantal. Why would she get so bent out of shape over Chantal's dumb lie?

To take heat off herself learn a lesson from Boogie he does the same shit.

 

[Twinkie]

cool story thanks for the link (:

 

[Synthwave]

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Our gorl using sockpuppets not only to corroborate her sanctimonious backpedaling but to praise herself for it.

Bah I really hate someone being so cowardish as Amber. The shit is in the trousers already, there’s no point crying about it now. Own up to your stuff. If it was truly another person than Foodie Booty, she could just name the person and get this thing over with. Only problem is the clapback she could get from THAT person if she would name him, but I am not buying ”this dude”-explanation. If you are going to fling shit around, you really can’t expect people to just shrug it off.

 

[497]

Sure, Jan

"Every YouTuber pre-films" - Big AL

She was at Becky's sister's house so maybe she was busy covering herself with a blanket to hide her recent 50lb gain. Maybe she'll use the blanket to cover her greasy hair and slept in makeup so she's like a ghost with a sheet over her. Imagine it being in the middle of summer and you have to ask for a blanket? maybe Becky's sister is used to it and it's perfectly normal to cover the 600 pound blob in the living room.

Also she isn't allowed to film Becky's family or house even though that doesn't matter right now since she is 2 weeks behind.

 

[A Owl]

The shit is in the trousers already

Your wonderful way with words is on a par with your artwork, never change!

 

[Dovahshit]

Spoiler: Powerlevel on bras

I googled it because I was having that problem, closest my bra tighter and now it's fine

Yeah from what you guys wrote, I remembered that considering what that bra has been through there's no way it could be sitting up in her neck due to normal weight problems