Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[toilet_rainbow]

Right now, I think it's weight loss from not being able to buy as much food due to a lower income, along with someone who has enough of a spine not to willingly aid and abet Amber's shitty eating habits.

It's like that time when she lost that infamous 89 elbees, she didn't lose it on her own, someone (was it Krystal's or Casey's mom?) had to actually restrict her food intake for her.

It was Krystal's parents that put the padlock on the fridge, and you're right that she has never lost (a lot of) weight through her own efforts. All of her big losses have always been from either people restricting her intake or illnesses. Even then, those losses are moot if she immediately regains twice what she lost.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

As long as there is a tare on the scale, y'all believe whatever the whale wants you to believe.

FAT. Beyond belief FAT. My avocado toast sez so.

Ya ever watch David Copperfield make an elephant disappear? Yeah, same shit.

 

[buttvomit]

Right now, I think it's weight loss from not being able to buy as much food due to a lower income, along with someone who has enough of a spine not to willingly aid and abet Amber's shitty eating habits.

It's like that time when she lost that infamous 89 elbees, she didn't lose it on her own, someone (was it Krystal's or Casey's mom?) had to actually restrict her food intake for her.

i dont think she lost a lb, but i agree with hair its framing her face better making it look like she lost something

 

[Kier Starmer]

Nothing but trickery and her retard audience believe it. She did a "weigh-in" because Chantal has so much attention right now.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Just catching up on last night's stream now - did anyone else pick up on the part where she puts her arm up in front of the camera, says "Look at my scars!" and then says "I have scars aaalll over, you guise. From like... Anyways, let's not talk about that..." with a huge smile on her face?

I can't figure out if the other scars she was referring to are from some BDSM-situation-type-deal scars from Wifey, or implying she had some kind of self harm moment like she's hinted at to elicit sympathy from her audience in the past. Surely she isn't talking about your run of the mill accidental scars here, even though she'll try to play it off that way and act like her audience is crazy if anyone asks about it later.

But either way, why bring it up if you don't want to talk about it?

I know the answer, she'll say just about anything for the views, but it's so aggravating to watch her use the same tactics over and over again whilst believing that no one will catch on because she's so much smarter than her audience - the Dunning-Kruger Effect is in full swing here lmao

Also, no shit you have scars all over, Amber. You're super morbidly obese, and that tends to significantly impact the body's ability to heal wounds at a normal speed. Duh.

I always just assumed those scratches were from Amber sidling thru tight door frames and getting stuck in chairs with arms an shit. Idk

 

[Tiny Clanger]

She's had three kittens and didn't neuter any of them in a timely manner.

Especially with male kittens trapped inside a small space, they are mental and they claw and bite. Big Al throws toys at her cats but I don't think we've ever seen her doing anything interactive with them so I'd be pretty surprised if at least one of them hasn't shredded her. Get a kitten and keep it indoors and there's a pretty high chance you'll get scragged, especially if all you do is sit in a heap gently fatting the day away.

I'm not on the animal-abuse-reeeee train. It's just the same benign neglect Twinkie gets because our gorl is a complete ignoramus about eeeeverything, including anything above the most base needs of her pets.


Tl:dr I look like the poster-girl for self harm from my kitten and I'd put money down that's damage from a bored cat, especially if it's on her arms and shoulders. How boringly undramatic, sorry gorls.

 

[fartbucket]

I'm in the minority here, I think she's losing weight. But why the fuck does she thinks saying they're not eating a fucking icecream and a family meal of chicken nuggets from McDonalds at 4 in the fucking morning is anything to brag about? I know this gorl is unique (also if she's bragging about sleeping well recently going to bed at what 12 and up at 7-9am(?) why is she bragging about not buying nuggets at 3am? Even though she totes chooses not to), but she's saying when she was 570lb a year ago, to the break up she lost 20lb? She was the entire time bragging about being active, and able to walk, and not bed bound on the couch. I doubt she's not about to do a boogie2988 and just flatline her weight even with her diet coke moments after reaching 480 or 490. Those nuggets she's not ordering when she's asleep are probably the reason.

 

[pot of sneed]

Porky's latest video having 2.4k 'thumbs' up compared to 640 dislikes! The bar is truly in hell. And boring af.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Porky's latest video having 2.4k 'thumbs' up compared to 640 dislikes! The bar is truly in hell. And boring af.

Videos so boring that even haters stopped hate watching her

 

[giga melt]

is wifey still around though? i thought amber said recently she was single

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Tl:dr I look like the poster-girl for self harm from my kitten and I'd put money down that's damage from a bored cat, especially if it's on her arms and shoulders. How boringly undramatic, sorry gorls.

I hear ya.

 

[C3PBRO]

Here's some good old fashioned screenshot-analyzing autism. Twinkie's walkies are about 850 feet (259 meters for britbongs). This translates to about a four minute walk for a normal human. It doesn't seem very impressive when you consider that she would take backyard walks at the gaycare for ~15 minutes, and that was when she weighed 514.8.

Spoiler: Like old times.

The walk begins and ends at the wooden gate.

I actually have reason to believe the ground floor unit to the right of the gate is Amberlynn's unit, which would be apartment 109. Here's why;


Here's the streetview if anyone's interested.

 

[FatalTater]

#Amberlynn's "Look at my scars! ...Let's not talk about that..." is just a ploy to get people's interest up.
We already know she has pets and she's admitted she picks at her skin a lot. There's not a lot of mystery to generate from a few arm scratches. Nice try Gorl.

 

[a dinosaur]

Here's some good old fashioned screenshot-analyzing autism. Twinkie's walkies are about 850 feet (259 meters for britbongs). This translates to about a four minute walk for a normal human. It doesn't seem very impressive when you consider that she would take backyard walks at the gaycare for ~15 minutes, and that was when she weighed 514.8.

Spoiler: Like old times.

The walk begins and ends at the wooden gate.

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I actually have reason to believe the ground floor unit to the right of the gate is Amberlynn's unit, which would be apartment 109. Here's why;
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Here's the streetview if anyone's interested.

This tracks with the screenshots I took last year. She's in 113, not 109, though.

 

[dfranki723]

I don't think we've ever seen her doing anything interactive with them

On the rare occasion the cats show themselves, it genuinely seems like this silly cunt has no idea how to act around them. It's like having a friend come over who has never been around cats before and they can't function around yours.

They're starved for attention and she can barely muster the decency to at least PRETEND to want to show them love on screen outside of a couple of obnoxious sounds and ''babylove'' comments. She'll pretend to play with Twinkie on camera but for some reason the cats just seem to be a burden. Probably not as ''cutsey'' as she thought they'd be long term.
The scratches are probably a result of her manhandling (not implying she's beating them but y'know in the way special needs children handle animals) them when they jump up near her plate.

 

[MarvelousMess]

is wifey still around though? i thought amber said recently she was single

Someone is. Why else would she be using the guest bathroom now? Also she moved all her clothes to the closet in Becky’s old room. If you’re living alone why would you do that? if wifey isn’t there someone else is.

 

[C3PBRO]

This tracks with the screenshots I took last year. She's in 113, not 109, though.

Nice! I took a break for a while and I hadn't seen this. It's weird though because what we see of her apartment doesn't exactly match what's on the floorplans for the Henry, the closest would be the 3 bed 2 bath, which is the only one with a living room with six windows. But the kitchen is all wrong. Anyway I don't want to turn this into a sperg about her dox because you guys have already done that but it's good to corroborate.

Someone is. Why else would she be using the guest bathroom now? Also she moved all her clothes to the closet in Becky’s old room. If you’re living alone why would you do that? if wifey isn’t there someone else is.

Well I can definitely tell you who isn't sitting on this dainty stool at the standing desk;

 

[Owlflaps]

Nice! I took a break for a while and I hadn't seen this. It's weird though because what we see of her apartment doesn't exactly match what's on the floorplans for the Henry, the closest would be the 3 bed 2 bath, which is the only one with a living room with six windows. But the kitchen is all wrong. Anyway I don't want to turn this into a sperg about her dox because you guys have already done that but it's good to corroborate.



Well I can definitely tell you who isn't sitting on this dainty stool at the standing desk;
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Thanks for confirming what we all already knew. That tall stool is the MVP. How the hell does it hold her up? Does Wipey lift Amber's double wide shelf ass and scoot it into place before she livestreams?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

On the rare occasion the cats show themselves, it genuinely seems like this silly cunt has no idea how to act around them. It's like having a friend come over who has never been around cats before and they can't function around yours.

She's into them when they're kittens - they've each been traumatised by being stuffed down the Marianas Trench that is her cleavage and trapped in the Mushroom Bra whilst she drops food all over their heads. Poor little buggers.

But once they're old enough to escape the cheesy depths they just become furry equivalents of her suckalents. Gigantic bowl of stale food: check. Ditto water: check. And if they're lucky, she'll make someone scoop the lumps out of their box every now and again.

I hope they all eat her when she kicks the bucket.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

is wifey still around though? i thought amber said recently she was single

Amber says a lot of things, most of them untrue. Let's look at the evidence.

1. Moving to the guest bedroom. As it was mentioned, she moved to the second bedroom including her clothes. Why would anyone do this if she was living alone?

2. Cleanliness. Prior to Wifey coming in, the place was an absolute mess. Neither Amber nor Becky was bothered cleaning the flat. It was also evident when they lived in Montecillo. Suddenly, the place is spotless. Someone else is cleaning the flat or is forcing Amber to do it. Amber would not clean the place of her own volition.

3. Her appearance. Why is Amber suddenly having clear hair when she has not bothered for so long. Amber cannot wash her own hair, so someone is helping her.

4. The Standing desk. Why would anyone doing minimal computer work suddenly buy a standing desk? Amber has said numerous times that standing hurts her back. The desk is for someone else and the tall stool would never hold Amber.

5. Walking Twinkie. Amber never walked Twinkie and she did not know how to put the harness on her. Someone is forcing Amber to walk Twinkie.

6. Friends. For someone never going out except at night, Amber suddenly has friends in and out of the flat. How is it so, and who are those friends? Amber never made any friends with the exception of the ones from her girlfriends. Those new friends are not Amber's.

7. Denying Wifey. Amber never denied Wifey till she moved in, then suddenly she is nowhere to be shown. In one of her last streams, she even claimed that Wifey was a concoction invented by haters. Wifey is not interested in Amber's trainwreck.

8. Being single. Amber cannot stand to be alone. In the past, when Becky went to her family for a day, Amber was acting like this was the end of the world. Now, she suddenly acts like she is happy being alone? She is not alone.

My take is that Wifey is still there, working remotely using the standing desk. She is helping Amber with hygiene, cutting her calories down by eating Hello Fresh and forcing her to vlog more often to increase her income. Amber is not happy about it but she has no other choice since she does not want to be alone. If Becky would want to come back, Wifey is out of the picture.