Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sarah Connor]

Are y'all serious? Discussing the handwriting when the evidence is right in front of us?
Every morning Jade wakes up and writes down Big Al's meal plan for the day (making sure it's under 1600 cals) because they're in a Mommy Dom/Little Gorl relationship. When the camera isn't rolling Little Amber goes into her adult baby room and assembles her expert Legos while Mommy Jade does all the adulteryadulting.

ETA: if Baby Ambie is especially good Mommy will let her have Chick-fil-a with all her good gorl points uwu

 

[FatalTater]

they're in a Mommy Dom/Little Gorl relationship

Every time anyone brings up this notion I flash back to the pictures Amber posted Back In The Day of herself and Krystle with pacifiers.

 

[Jabberwokky]

But that's still HER notebook, right? That's her own (or Jade's?) notes on the crimes.

Hunt a Killer comes with clues that can include things like "hand written" postcards and letters, just in case anyone is still confused. But I don't think it would send a whole notebook like that. Maybe a small souvenir reporter-style notebook.

Yes, that’s Amber’s notebook full of Jade’s notes.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Yes, that’s Amber’s notebook full of Jade’s notes.

I would agree, as comparing the ‘2’s in the ledger that Amber is holding in the picture and the menus to the ‘2’s in the Hunter Killer notes are different - looped vs straight bases. Add to that the non eccentric size and style of the notebook and it looks like two separate sets of writing. Amber writes too big to allow two columns on a page.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Things are looking dark:
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Not even touching 50k, I tell you mega clickbait stuff in the next week. 50k on her CPM is about $100, so to estimate that's $500 a week x 4 = $2000. Even weigh-ins aren't getting 70k views.

so let us say 50k is her new average, that is about 1 million views a month and a solid 1 million, this is applying she sticks to her schedule, which sure as shit isn't happening.

I think why I am so surprised is that you had it all and did nothing to stop the decline. I really do think Amber despises Youtube but can't get an escape because she is dumb as a brick.

This is what I'm here for! To watch this fat twat squirm and suffer. After enduring this arrogant, lying, retarded narc for years, it's time she got her comeuppance. The fact that her parasitic, grifting thumbtard butler is also getting her payback is the icing on the cake. To quote a well known advert here in the UK... 'that's what justice feels like'.

 

[mekalekahi]

Am I crazy or was the Tablespoon absolutely massive?

 

[Murderous Anas]

Am I crazy or was the Tablespoon absolutely massive?
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It does look massive. And notice how she deliberately covers the handle of the measuring spoon so we can't see what it says...

 

[McBoogerBall]

the handwriting that she shows from her "calorie notebook" in her most recent vlog seems very different from the one that she shows from her comeback vlog (Oct. 3rd 2021), does anyone notices a difference? almost like someone else wrote it...

Late to this, but I can attest saying penmanship does alter from pen to pen. I don’t think it’s a big enough conspiracy to dig into, the bigger conspiracy is her lying about how much shit she eats.

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

Late to this, but I can attest saying penmanship does alter from pen to pen. I don’t think it’s a big enough conspiracy to dig into, the bigger conspiracy is her lying about how much shit she eats.

I believe we are still in stage 1 of the new cycle (Redemption) where she is losing, but the chick fil a is pretty good indicator of a shift to stage 2, as well as the "cooking with me" lately.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Late to this, but I can attest saying penmanship does alter from pen to pen. I don’t think it’s a big enough conspiracy to dig into, the bigger conspiracy is her lying about how much shit she eats.

I am more intrigued about how long she will do this. We know that in the past when she did this, she had a cheat day at the end of the week, then it ended to be two days, then pretty well every day were cheat days. She will follow this for as long as she sees progress even if it is small. It reinforces her delusion that she is an expert in weight loss. However, it will come to a time when her hunger will overwhelm her. She will then be another phase that will be explained by her mental issues.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Am I crazy or was the Tablespoon absolutely massive?
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Camera angles and filters could make it appear much larger than it is. Looks like it could well be a tablespoon measure to me if she were in Aus. Even if she shows the actual measurement, it pays to remember they vary between countries just as clothing sizes vary. There are metric and imperial measures. From memory a US tablespoon is 14.8ml while in Australia it's 20ml. English and Canadian measurements can be different again. Even the standard cup measurement varies with the US cup being 240ml and the Aus cup being 250ml. One of many reasons why people on a diet are told to weigh their ingredients not use spoon or cup measures.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm disappointed you speds are fixated on the size of the Zapruder Spoon and not a single one of you autists have put any effort into deciphering what's on the other side of the left hand page. You should be stripped of your farmhand badges and banished to Lipstick Alley.

 

[Murderous Anas]

I'm disappointed you speds are fixated on the size of the Zapruder Spoon and not a single one of you autists have put any effort into deciphering what's on the other side of the left hand page. You should be stripped of your farmhand badges and banished to Lipstick Alley.

Flipped and played with the saturation super quick. If there’s another farmer who can clean this up a little bit please do, but all I’m making out here are the words “2 waffles” “peanut butter” “turkey bacon” and “creamer" for breakfast, “sriracha mayo” with something else for lunch, “tender teriyaki” for snack, and “chicken BBQ” (or "chicken - 230") with “veg” and “sauce” for dinner. Not sure about the number for the calorie total at the bottom.

 

[mysterymoment]

Isn’t she meant to post on sundays? Rip

 

[tzgnilki]

Isn’t she meant to post on sundays? Rip

don't think so

 

[Lucille's Brands]

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Flipped and played with the saturation super quick. If there’s another farmer who can clean this up a little bit please do, but all I’m making out here are the words “2 waffles” “peanut butter” “turkey bacon” and “creamer" for breakfast, “sriracha mayo” with something else for lunch, “tender teriyaki” for snack, and “chicken BBQ” (or "chicken - 230") with “veg” and “sauce” for dinner. Not sure about the number for the calorie total at the bottom.

I had a go, didn't have much more luck. I take back my earlier assertion, after downloading the video in higher quality, the previous days food diary entry is clearly visible. Doesn't take away from the fact that she's been dieting for weeks, says she 'always' leaves her food diary in the kitchen, yet has only tracked for two days.

The previous days entry reads like -
Breakfast 2 waffles 160
Peanut butter (90)
Turkey bacon (x 2, 70)
Creamer 4tbsp
460/1600
* 1,140 remaining *
Lunch 10 veg rsrs(?) 400 (must be a ready meal given that calorie amount)
Sriracha mayo (60)
920/1600
* 680 remaining? * (Can't read, going by format so far)
Snack Tender Teriyaki (assuming is jerky)
70
970/1600 (her mistake, 990/1600)
* 560 remaining * (wrong, 530)
Dinner Chicken 230
Veg 75
Sauce 100
405/1600
(* 155 remaining * , not visible )



Kudos to @Lucky Duck, I piggy backed on their work. Still, that was painful. Anyone want to buy me a pint?

The tablespoon is probably that. It's long, but narrow (that's what she said) -

This was edited and put in as 'quirky'. She goes to great pains to edit out as much of how she moves as possible. Look at the amble on Amber. I couldn't my finger on why she reminds me of an elderly. It's the unavoidable morbidly obese waddle, she moves like an older person with fucked up hips, trying to limit the pain. Probably cause she's got fucked up hips, and is trying to limit the pain.

 

[lostinwoods]

She's maintaining 600 (500?? - lol) lbs.

I give props to the UberEats driver, it's hard work feeding this beast

 

[dfranki723]

It's a sad sight to see that Fatty has fallen so far that her thread has devolved into handwriting analysis.

For shame.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I had a go, didn't have much more luck. I take back my earlier assertion, after downloading the video in higher quality, the previous days food diary entry is clearly visible. Doesn't take away from the fact that she's been dieting for weeks, says she 'always' leaves her food diary in the kitchen, yet has only tracked for two days.

Amber does not have the capacity to write something that precise. It is clearly dictated by Wifey. The main purpose of diaries for her is to buy them, not using them.

This was edited and put in as 'quirky'. She goes to great pains to edit out as much of how she moves as possible. Look at the amble on Amber. I couldn't my finger on why she reminds me of an elderly. It's the unavoidable morbidly obese waddle, she moves like an older person with fucked up hips, trying to limit the pain. Probably cause she's got fucked up hips, and is trying to limit the pain.

With her weight on her stomach, she cannot walk upright and must waddle. And you are right, she is always in pain.

If indeed she eats only 1,600 calories a day, and knowing that she needs 4,200 calories to maintain her weight, it means that she should be losing about 5 pounds a week. If it is less, this food diary entry is just for show.

 

[FatalTater]

I can never really understand the "rebranding" that Amber does every so often to impress new people. There are SO many videos out there showing how she really is that it makes the fake-normal-niceness even more awful.

As for whether or not the handwriting in the planner is hers, I think it is.
I think she gets these journals and dayplanners and spends her time carefully detailing how she wants her day to go, writes detailed lists of all the "right things," puts cute stickers on it and then acts like it's reality.
Those tidy well-organized lists of wholesome foods with the calorie count listed? Sure, she may have eaten that.
She isn't going to hastily write in the takeout order she also had though, because it would ruin the aesthetic of the list and would be too honest.

The dopamine hit is in the planning, not the doing.