Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber is 5'3"
I looked up what her BMI at 490 lbs is.
Dear Gawd - it's 86.8!
If she managed to lose three hundred pounds she would still be considered obese.
She cannot tell the truth about anything, even her height. She has claimed in videos to be 5' 1'', 5' 2'' and 5' 3''.
I just go with her being 5 feet tall and 500 (600?) pounds.
 
She cannot tell the truth about anything, even her height. She has claimed in videos to be 5' 1'', 5' 2'' and 5' 3''.
I just go with her being 5 feet tall and 500 (600?) pounds.
I was giving her the benefit of the doubt and going with the taller height, though at 500 lbs 1-2 inches isn't going to matter much.
 
She cannot tell the truth about anything, even her height. She has claimed in videos to be 5' 1'', 5' 2'' and 5' 3''.
I just go with her being 5 feet tall and 500 (600?) pounds.
To be fair she may have been honest each time depending on what her weight was at each time. With weight loss comes height loss as with weight gain comes added inches to height because of the additional fat added to the soles of one's feet.
Many people have had this issue after surgery of wtf I've shrunk too?!?!

But if ALRs lips are moving she's lying to so...
 
Oh God, could you imagine Amber being a TEACHER? She thinks WE'RE mean, just wait until she gets into a room full of children. I'd pay money to see her try and handle a class full of middle school kids.
She would probably be like this one earth science teacher I had that said its only cold on the top of mountains because everyone wears coats... aka spread her stupidity
 
Revised weights from when she forgets what she claimed to weigh;
1st Dec = 491.6 = -1.8 pounds
8th Dec = 491.4 = -0.2 pounds OR 491..2 = -0.4 pounds
15th Dec = 490.4 = -1 pound OR -0.8 pounds
Omfg I will never not be bewildered and irritated as fuck over her insistence on including decimal points in her 600lbs WEIGHT JOURNEY. Especially such tiny numbers like that.

On a 500-600lbs 5 ft 1, 2, 3 inch frame..

-1.8 pounds = a morning shit + no necky to wipe her
-0.4 pounds = a queef escaping her giant period hole flaps
-0.8 pounds = a fart bellowing out her ass boulders

Just say that you're MAINTAINEEN ffs
 
Omfg I will never not be bewildered and irritated as fuck over her insistence on including decimal points in her 600lbs WEIGHT JOURNEY. Especially such tiny numbers like that.

On a 500-600lbs 5 ft 1, 2, 3 inch frame..

-1.8 pounds = a morning shit + no necky to wipe her
-0.4 pounds = a queef escaping her giant period hole flaps
-0.8 pounds = a fart bellowing out her ass boulders

Just say that you're MAINTAINEEN ffs
0.4 lbs is about the weight of two packs of Poker Spec playing cards.

0.8 lbs is near enough the weight of a sealed can of Campbells Condensed Tomato Soup.

1.8 lbs is four fifths the weight of 1 litre of fresh water at 4°C at sea level (2.2lbs)
 
Someone is heavily (Jade) editing the comments on her video. It’s mainly positive affirming feedback. It’s extremely sad she has to manipulate so much in her life to make it seem normal. Excuses were in buckets in this video. No real change just passing the blame and taking zero personal responsibility.
yeah I noticed it when I was looking last night because someone legit said somethinig like "1 pound a week is still progress" like...not at 500 lbs but okay.
 
We always used to laugh at Amber with her missing ears. Now she's lost enough weight to see them, and I wish I couldn't. Dumbo-lookin' ass.
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Revised weights from when she forgets what she claimed to weigh;
1st Dec = 491.6 = -1.8 pounds
8th Dec = 491.4 = -0.2 pounds OR 491..2 = -0.4 pounds
15th Dec = 490.4 = -1 pound OR -0.8 pounds

Either way, since Thanksgiving, this 500 pound fat cunt has lost 3 pounds in 3 weeks.
What a lying, useless, lazy, fat, manipulative cunt.
This is called maintaining. 3 pounds in 3 weeks is MAINTENANCE at 500 pounds! I can't be bothered to look at the calorie intake needed, but it sure as shit isn't that dainty 1,600. I'm so over the fucking decimals. Looking at these numbers without the decimals it's 1 pound. ONE. This land whale has lost a whole 1 pound in 2 weeks.
Her channel is dying. She's more boring than ever (who knew Walmart trips were going to be the excitement we'd miss?). She's not losing or gaining (I'm not playing with your decimals, gorl). Congrats to Jade on the spectacular job she's doing. No wonder she's hiding.
 
We always used to laugh at Amber with her missing ears. Now she's lost enough weight to see them, and I wish I couldn't. Dumbo-lookin' ass.
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I miss amorphous blob, moonfaced Amber. There was something to laugh at, but now she's another boring, bog standard deathfat.
 
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