Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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L_I_F_T_E_D said:
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A few months ago, I would have said "mukbangs", because she's still eating like a pig off camera, so she might as well film it, but now? I don't even care, I just upload the archives and wait for someone to recap it. So, just keep doing whatever works for you, Amber, I know you will anyway.
 
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Just another piss poor attempt to try to drum up some engagement for her ever declining channel. Every few months it's the same question lol - but she's not sticking to her cycle any longer, guize!
Most people are trying to get ready for Christmas, finish up work, travel, buy presents etc. Some people are trying to avoid it; keep busy, take a vacation, get drunk - but we are all acknowledging it and dealing with it in our own way. This idiot, living in her fantasy world doesn't grasp this and thinks we are all concerned about her fucking channel.
I honestly think she will try some stunt or other on Christmas Eve or Day, so she becomes the centre of attention, instead of her being alone for the first time in years? Or should that be ever? She's in for a shock.
What a fucking shitty life she has. It is what it is.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Just another piss poor attempt to try to drum up some engagement for her ever declining channel. Every few months it's the same question
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She is doing this every year since she started her channel and never took any suggestions. Unfortunately, she never developed any hobby or something that she could be used for content. All she likes to do is eating and this would get you only so far. Her channel started as a weight-loss channel, but trying diets after diets and not really losing weight is not inspirational for someone wanting to lose weight. At least with Destiny, it was entertaining, Amber by herself, not so much.

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Most people are trying to get ready for Christmas, finish up work, travel, buy presents etc. Some people are trying to avoid it; keep busy, take a vacation, get drunk - but we are all acknowledging it and dealing with it in our own way. This idiot, living in her fantasy world doesn't grasp this and thinks we are all concerned about her fucking channel.
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Some channels try to liven it up with vlogmas or other Christmas-related content. She could have shown us decorating the flat, shopping for her "girlfriend", but no. Instead, we are getting other taste tests or cooking with me, things that she can do any other time of the year. People are busy, and you need to attract their interest. Clickbating can do so much, and she has done it so many times that people are insensitive to it.

FupaCitySheriff said:
I honestly think she will try some stunt or other on Christmas Eve or Day, so she becomes the centre of attention, instead of her being alone for the first time in years? Or should that be ever? She's in for a shock.
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At this point, the only thing that she can increase interest is to show Jade, but she is in New York and likely unavailable for Christmas. Even that will not bring much engagement as Jade will not be another Destiny or even Becky. Amber probably does not want Jade to get involved too much as she is likely far more interesting than her.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
At this point, the only thing that she can increase interest is to show Jade, but she is in New York and likely unavailable for Christmas. Even that will not bring much engagement as Jade will not be another Destiny or even Becky. Amber probably does not want Jade to get involved too much as she is likely far more interesting than her.
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I tend to think that showing Jade would increase engagement. Now that we know (mostly) what Jade looks like, seeing them on camera together, side by side, would be quite the sight. Remember how Becky and Amber had to sit at different distances from the camera because they both couldn't fit in frame side by side? Imagine what it looks like with Amber next to someone who is thin and what it would look like to see them hugging/trying to cuddle, etc.

EDIT: Another thought... what does Jade's family think about all of this? She disappeared for months to move in with someone she didn't even know and now she's (likely, not confirmed?) gone home for Christmas and... doesn't bring the new serious girlfriend?
 
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Bitchinista said:
I tend to think that showing Jade would increase engagement. Now that we know (mostly) what Jade looks like, seeing them on camera together, side by side, would be quite the sight. Remember how Becky and Amber had to sit at different distances from the camera because they both couldn't fit in frame side by side? Imagine what it looks like with Amber next to someone who is thin and what it would look like to see them hugging/trying to cuddle, etc.
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Images of Mr Krabbs and Pearl's mother come to mind
 
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hmm...
Not suggesting this is her but there are hundreds of similar listings in Lexington and one of them is probably for Amber.
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Amber cant afford that. It would be out of pocket and at the very least a shady cash in hand at the end of the day/week situation type deal. Theres no way she is paying for someone to wipe her or at the very least come in and do housework for several hours a week.

Bare minimum she would be paying about 300 to 400 a month and she cant even justify getting any form of insurance or anything not food related to improve her life or overall health in any capacity.
Theres no way in hell ambers doing something as complex as getting a rando caregiver on craigslist.
 
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L_I_F_T_E_D said:
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As usual, Amber has an amazing way of making my brain short circuit. Why are you listening now? What in that list of "requests" have you done in the last few years differently compared to what you've done in the last few months (besides changing your intro which is now obnoxiously loud)? When are you going to actually follow through with the weight loss portion of that list? When are you going to do your job and think of other shit to do without asking us for ideas?

I'm already prepared for a list full of bullshit questions and suggestions. Better start thinking of a drinking game based oh her vapid/idiotic/deflective/smug responses now so I can prepare to be lit on Christmas.
 
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What riveting content could our gorl possibly offer? How to wipe as a deathfat? Layyyrgs? Actual binges? How to grift like a proper U-Haul lesbian? How to putting a proper harness on Twinkie when taking her for walkies?

What does it matter?
 
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twi1992 said:
I'm already prepared for a list full of bullshit questions and suggestions. Better start thinking of a drinking game based oh her vapid/idiotic/deflective/smug responses now so I can prepare to be lit on Christmas.
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THE AMBERLYNN REID DRINKING GAME!!!
You know the rules, when this thing happens - take a shot.
- If you hear BUT IF YOU WANT YOU CAN TRY AGAIN TRY AGAAAINNN or some other bullshit intro, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn isn't wearing makeup, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn says "I know what works for me", take a shot.
- Take a shot if Amberlynn vaguely mentions her "girlfriend".
- If Amberlynn mentions her mentuls 2-5 minutes into the video, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn's hair is so greasy it's sticking to her scalp, take TWO shots.
- Every time Amberlynn looks at someone off camera, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn says "Soooo I asked what you guize wanted to see and y'all said weight loss, hauls, what I eat in a day, weigh-in wednesday..." or any variation of this sentence, take a shot.
- Take a shot if she weighs in above 498lbs, or just refuses to weigh in at all. If she only says her weight and doesn't record her talking scale, take two shots.
- Take a shot every time you see Twinkie, Wasabi, or Rarity.
- Take THREE shots when Amberlynn makes herself a cup of creamer with coffee.
- Every time you hear "Jenny Craig" "Weight Watchers" "Calorie Counting" or "Intuitive Eating", take a shot.
- Every time you hear "triggered", take a shot.
- If Amberlynn is wearing a tacky pair of earreens, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn shades Becky, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn scoffs at the thought of needing a caretaker, take a shot.
- Any mention of getting her own car/drivers license, take a shot.
- If Amberlynn describes her food as "SHOOOOOO GUUUUUD", take a shot.
- Every time Amberlynn says she's "nervous" to eat something, take a shot.
- "This video was HIGHLYYY REQUESTED", four shots.
- Any mentions of journaling, take a shot.
- Use of AAVE or ebonics, take a shot.
- Every time Amberlynn says "moment" or "situation", take a shot.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals :story:
Feel free to add some on if I've missed any!
 
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