Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mr. Ghoul]

Did anyone find a medical description for this?

Some kind of infection or cyst in her urachus due to her super megadeath morbid obesity and horrible hygene most likely.

Or if you want the official technical medical diagnosis: FAT

 

[Guardsman42]

Nope. Her belly button literally exploded.

For the sake of not actually wanting to puke for days on end, I think I won't dig into this one.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

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228k in a week is not good, she needs 250k consistently to break even. In her last round-up, she lost over 500k views, which is a lot that is 40% of her monthly viewership. So concurrently anything more is dangerous because it just snowballs and is impossible to recover from.

We will see more threatening to leave Youtube videos soon.

She needs to spill some tea or add new characters. I personally want the tea on
what happened with her and Dusty.

 

[Owlflaps]

She needs to spill some tea or add new characters. I personally want the tea on
what happened with her and Dusty.

Why? All she's going to do is obfuscate and say that "Nothing happened. Destiny and Dana are no longer muh frens, okay you guuuys?"

 

[nofriendofours]

She needs to spill some tea or add new characters. I personally want the tea on
what happened with her and Dusty.

Speaking of which, does anyone know if her and Dana ever got married? I see no evidence of it on their Instagrams. It looks like they're still together though.

 

[FickleFuck]

Did anyone find a medical description for this?

There is a thing called a Umbilical Hernia, which is mostly to do with being pregnant or having multiple kids however it is known to happen to very obese people. It's also a simple 30 minute out-patient procedure.

She didn't have a hernia. I think what happened was that her belly button is at least a foot deep and she can't clean that thing out so shit was festering and she got the oozy bleeding gut hole.

 

[dfranki723]

She didn't have a hernia.

She tried to self diagnose that, didn't she?
''It FEELS like a hernia, so I'm thinking that like, maybe it's a hernia''. I can't remember which video she spouted that bollocks but it seemed like she was hoping for that.

Even hernias avoid ALR like the plague.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

She tried to self diagnose that, didn't she?
''It FEELS like a hernia, so I'm thinking that like, maybe it's a hernia''. I can't remember which video she spouted that bollocks but it seemed like she was hoping for that.

Even hernias avoid ALR like the plague.

Theres at least a 6-8 inch layer of fat between her skin and her abdominal muscles in addition to mounds of lymphedema. Would she even notice a hernia?

 

[TC-P]

Would you go outside if your feet were too swollen and bloated for human sized

I thought crocks fit everyone.

 

[Guardsman42]

Theres at least a 6-8 inch layer of fat between her skin and her abdominal muscles in addition to mounds of lymphedema. Would she even notice a hernia?

Honestly I doubt it, she's so used to constant weird new body lumps and pain forming, unless it starts rotting, she doesn't notice I bet.

I thought crocks fit everyone.

Well, those with human feet perhaps.

 

[Insulin reid]

Theres at least a 6-8 inch layer of fat between her skin and her abdominal muscles in addition to mounds of lymphedema. Would she even notice a hernia?

Yeah at least. When i really start to think about how badly shes misshapen and ruined her body it just gets gross and sad. She probably thinks her stomach, organs and all are just outside the abdominal wall, just chillin. Like shes just the same but "bigger" like the fat girls who say skinny moms arent letting the kid have any wiggle room cause their body is too small and will smush the baby.
You could literally hold her down and cut the lumps of fat off her like trimming a brisket.

Would you go outside if your feet were too swollen and bloated for human sized shoes?

Not forgetting how skeered she is and how much being skeered of covid is affecting muh mentuls.

No I would open the windows and just sit there soaking up sun like a plant or have a back patio id sit in when nobody was around much. Literally anything, fuck even buying a light therapy uv light from amazon is cheaper than some of her expurt lay-gooos shes bought. Victimlynn at her finest.

This grown ass retard has basically held a gun to her own head and asked strangers for ransom money.

I thought crocks fit everyone.

They arent dainty or cute and I think her lynnphadema might get in the way anyway.

 

[Xenomorph]

Fat foot squishing through the Crocs holes like those old playdoh hair toys

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

Did anyone find a medical description for this?

There is a thing called a Umbilical Hernia, which is mostly to do with being pregnant or having multiple kids however it is known to happen to very obese people. It's also a simple 30 minute out-patient procedure.

The problem with this is, they would not do the procedure on a deathfat like Amber. She would not be able to afford the newer procedure because she doesn't have insurance, hers doesn't appear to be causing quality of life issues, and would be stuck with mesh. She weighs too much for the mesh procedure. As soon as she went from sitting to standing she would stress her abdominal muscles enough to pop the mesh. At the consult the surgeon would most likely recommend her to get down to ahhh *lightbulb moment* 300-350lbs.

Hmm isn't her current goal weight 350lbs

Some kind of infection or cyst in her urachus due to her super megadeath morbid obesity and horrible hygene most likely.

Or if you want the official technical medical diagnosis: FAT

This. Fat. Belly buttons are deeper, they have to be cleaned, dark holes filled with moisture and get yeast infections. Because it's on skin/external it will crack and bleed. Who TF knows how long it had been brewing in Amber's black hole.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Yeah at least. When i really start to think about how badly shes misshapen and ruined her body it just gets gross and sad. She probably thinks her stomach, organs and all are just outside the abdominal wall, just chillin. Like shes just the same but "bigger" like the fat girls who say skinny moms arent letting the kid have any wiggle room cause their body is too small and will smush the baby.
You could literally hold her down and cut the lumps of fat off her like trimming a brisket.

More like flensing a whale.

No I would open the windows and just sit there soaking up sun like a plant or have a back patio id sit in when nobody was around much. Literally anything, fuck even buying a light therapy uv light from amazon is cheaper than some of her expurt lay-gooos shes bought. Victimlynn at her finest.

Or she could just drink one of her favorite things - melk - since it's generally fortified with vit D. Or just take a fucking pill. There are all sorts of solutions available, but as usual, she avails herself of none of them.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

Becky is selling the ring, y'all!

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Fat Bitch Amber "its real and super expensive "

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber likes to say that she would like to travel, but I was on a 737 Max lately and went to the loo. They are small and I cannot believe that she would fit unless she is down to 200 pounds.

Her present haphazard weight loss programme is never going to achieve this. I think that as long as she claims that she is on a “weight loss journey” is the only important part. Losing weight is actually immaterial. She has been on this “journey” for about 8 years and only gained weight.

She is throwing everything but the kitchen sink at her vlogs. The last one has not reached 50k views in a day. I am not sure what else she can do now besides mimicking Chantal.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber likes to say that she would like to travel, but I was on a 737 Max lately and went to the loo. They are small and I cannot believe that she would fit unless she is down to 200 pounds.

Her present haphazard weight loss programme is never going to achieve this. I think that as long as she claims that she is on a “weight loss journey” is the only important part. Losing weight is actually immaterial. She has been on this “journey” for about 8 years and only gained weight.

She is throwing everything but the kitchen sink at her vlogs. The last one has not reached 50k views in a day. I am not sure what else she can do now besides mimicking Chantal.

She would definitely struggle with an evacuation, if needed. The MAX series already has the issue of more passengers to the same amount of exits.

They do say you should leave your baggage on board as to not hinder other peoples ability to exit the aircraft.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Becky is selling the ring, y'all!

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Fat Bitch Amber "its real and super expensive "

"high maintenance ex fiancee" oof dat shade.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Becky is selling the ring, y'all!

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Fat Bitch Amber "its real and super expensive "

both rings are now marked down to $109 on Joancee. I find it hilarious that they're on the first page of rings too. Becky didn't even spend much time searching for "that perfect ring."

 

[peach tea]

both rings are now marked down to $109 on Joancee. I find it hilarious that they're on the first page of rings too. Becky didn't even spend much time searching for "that perfect ring."

I called it months ago. I know sterling silver and CZ when I see sterling silver and CZ. Nothing is wrong with it, what’s wrong is lying. I have a ring from Berricle made of the same materials and some people have asked me if it’s real. I said no… because it isn’t… and lying is dumb.

What’s crazy is that a ring made of 14k gold and diamond with the tcw of the stones in that picture would cost almost $10k, if not more based on cut, color, clarity etc. She really expected us to believe that she got not one, but two rings that would have cost more than some new cars when you add up the prices? And that she dropped that kind of money on herself since Becky didn’t have a job? Ok.