Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Here is the method for buttermilk oven "fried" chicken.

This is above Ambers kitchen ability as it involves prep and touching raw meat.

Next video: Big Al buys 80 pairs of tongs. Just like her jernals, they'll each have a different part to play (according to her) but she'll only ever use one set.

On her last video, Amber has 27k views while Apathetic faxX has 58k views, more than twice as Amber’s. These days, Amber’s videos have difficulty to reach 60k views. She basically lost half of her regular audience, likely to reaction channels, or they just have stopped following her. The fact that she has always taken her audience as a given but now is finding herself in a predicament with the loss of views. She never adapted and improved her channel so that what worked 2 to 3 years ago no longer works. It is fascinating to watch.

I, for one, am delighted about this change in circumstance.

I am not sure why she keeps saying that she lives alone but has a girlfriend that lives somewhere else but seems to be at her flat all the time apparently.

She bought into one of those retarded motivational videos where they say always present yourself and everything around you as successful and you will be! She skipped the part about working at it, though.

Amber thinks YT will last forever. People have been telling her for years to save her money, but she never listened. I'm curious what she will do when the money really dries up. At this point she has no friends and doubt her "best mother in the world" will take her in. Maybe she will go back to catfishing people online for money like she did before?

Just like people have been telling her to get insurance, lose weight, exercise, etc.

I really wish we knew what Jades motivation is. She seems relatively normal, but moved to be with a 600 pound monster she had never met. Someone who has almost 10 years of documented videos online of how awful and disgusting she is. It makes no sense.

It's a conundrum. There is no benefit whatsoever to be had.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber thinks YT will last forever. People have been telling her for years to save her money, but she never listened. I'm curious what she will do when the money really dries up. At this point she has no friends and doubt her "best mother in the world" will take her in. Maybe she will go back to catfishing people online for money like she did before?

I have often thought about this and I honestly think she will stick to this for however long it lasts, until it absolutely completely dries up.

Even if this means her earning just a few hundred dollars, having to live in a more modest abode and relying on government assistance, she will continue.

We'll see it spun from "woe is me, the worst thing ever happened" to "it's humbling and I'm a better person for it".

Amber started with nothing and her rise was never destined to happen. She has been extremely lucky. One thing she has always done that true lay-a-bouts and grifters do is adapt to whatever situation they are in. Compare the highs of 10/15k a month Amber to now, still consooms but just cheaper.

 

[demonic grandma]

lol

 

[DontEatThat]

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I know we will never see it, but I wish I could read that email. Its no doubt Amber is pissed about losing views but of course she wont think its her boring as shit content, its the reaction channels. No one likes Amber and isnt going to click her videos and will wait until an archive is posted or Apathetic posts her video. Even her desperate attempts of clickbait arent fooling anyone either. After all that fucking shopping haul, and Christmas spending has gotten her wallet pretty empty, especially after doing fuck nothing in December.

I for one am going to love a broke Amber saga. With a dwindling paycheck shes gonna have to decide to sacrifice her daily 4500 calorie diet or those expert legos.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber needs to get over herself. No one wants to watch her shit. She should be glad she's still relevant in anyone's mind that they make videos at all.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Apathetic Faxx needs to start posting screenshots of her communications with Amber, because fuck Amber. Stop being a faggot and post the screenshots.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fatty is showing how desperate she is. She knows the last time she tried this, with the same channel, it drove viewers away and increased Apathetic FaxX's views. I know she's stupid, but her trying it again proves she will try anything to keep the shekels rolling in, because at this point they're drying up.
Remember her looking forward to trips to Target? We are now halfway in this month and still nothing. I thought at the time it was a lah to get Wipey to return after Christmas. See you soon Baybeee and we can buy you a car... Narcs love dangling a carrot. Looking forward to Welfare=Lynn.

 

[FickleFuck]

Apathetic Faxx needs to start posting screenshots of her communications with Amber, because fuck Amber. Stop being a faggot and post the screenshots.

Exactly. What's there to lose? Supposedly Wipey and Hambutt already doxxed her on the first round of striking. Unless Faxx Machine is actually compiling shit to full on take Amber's channel out for violating some shit or other. We don't know what Faxx has or is going for other than stealing all the views, which she is only getting because everyone is sick of Hamber's shit and spite watching a more entertaining summary of her boring content. And it seems like Hammy is a intimidated by Faxx since she backed off, according to that post. Who the hell knows. This fucking rando channel has better tea than No Nut Necky. Necks could be raking in views and money if she would just grow a damn pair.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

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No one is stealing anything from Amber. Fair use is fair use.
If Amber had saved more of the money she made during her 20s, rather than spending it on piles of useless plastic shit and food, this would not be a concern. In fact, even with dwindling views, she would still be fine and staying within a liveable budget, especially if we factor in that Jade supposedly has her own job and income. It would also force her to learn better self control, money management skills, and buy less/better quality things. She lost the 89 elbees during the Krystal era in this way. I think her panic here (and that's what it is, lashing out at Apathetic FaxX like this) is twofold:
1. She knows she will not be able to buy as much junk on a lower income, food and otherwise. As both a food addict and comfort consoomer, this will be a difficult adjustment.
2. Amber is a narcissist, and cannot stand receiving less attention, especially when the attention is being diverted to a haydur channel. She does not want her audience to abandon her.

There is a possible third reason that Manager Jade may turn on Amber if her attention grabbing tactics don't work and the cash flow reduces. We still don't know Jade's intentions, there's a good chance she is a user.

 

[ADHD]

Look at this desperate beast popping into Chantal's livestream chat after the stream was already over:




You wish, Amber. You wish.

 

[Blanche]

Amber has become so boring I haven't checked in here in ages, and now I see she's trying to get bariatric surgery? If she actually pulls this off and loses loads (I doubt it), the burn ward will have years supply of her skin for burn victims

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amber has forgotten that the reactions channels made her. Before MichaelBeFAT and Zachary came along, she had 40k subs. It was only because of dim tards with an Internet connection and nothing original to say that her channel became as fat as she is, and now she's allowing her recently acquired slave to cut off her snout to spite her face while Chantal usurps her as the reigning deathsow.

I cannot wait for the overpriced high mileage car @ 25% interest saga to finally fucking drain her like a carcass on a hook.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is due for another mass unsubscribe event.
The last one was led by Sabine Davis and fuel was added to the fire by Amber's hoggish behavior in that SausageFest mukbang.
Most of the youtubers know that openly calling for something like that is Frowned Upon by the yt overlords, but damn. Does Amber's channel really need to have 198k subs?

Edit
I just realized that for the second day in a row there is a video in my recommended list titled "Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away." and it's got over 13M views right now. Amber could never.
Video in question - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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You wish, Amber. You wish.

She'd love the views and YT bux from Chantal coming to visit more like.

 

[Chía P.]

Amber is just fishing for some drama with the reaction channels. She has nothing else going on for herself and she even mentioned in a video that there might be some drama in the future. She's gladly and consciously posting the cycle because she wants and needs the haters comments and reactions, but she's desperate because no one is biting anymore. We all have seen the fat lady act in this circus so many times that there's nothing left to say about it.

In my opinion, a good option for our gorl once she completely loses her revenue, is going to prison.

Think about it, Amber.

-You could keep on leeching and not having to work

-You would never be alone (just the way you like it) No one can be able to leave you (unless they serve their time) and they're all forced to listen to you without any other options

-You could find a new girlfriend even quicker than you're used to once the previous one inevitably dumps you.

-No one has a way to track back your lies with evidence.

-You are going to be fed the slop you love so much and if you ever get meat it will be dry as fuck (you might even actually lose some weight!)

-Absolutely no one is going to rape you. It's physically impossible.

-Your victim mentality will thrive in there and if you ever get out, you will be able to throw yourself some of the most amazing pity parties you'll ever have.

Just some tips. Unfortunately if that would ever happen it would be for the most dull and boring crimes, like tax evasion or fraud, because we are talking about Amber. She could still try to sit on Jade's face until she stops breathing, just to spice it up a bit. I dunno, think about it.

 

[FickleFuck]

Look at this desperate beast popping into Chantal's livestream chat after the stream was already over:
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You wish, Amber. You wish.

Remember the days of her acting like the superior cow to Chantal? She better get ready to start licking Amy Slaton's taint too if she's sinking to this shit. She made herself irrelevant and uninteresting. She has zero entertainment value on her own. I thought fat floated, but her shit is sinking fast. And the only thing I can think when it comes to Wipey is she is an extreme fat fetish deviant. She's making Hambutt more and more reliant on her with fatty bleeding views and money. Yeah, Wipey is dominant. It's the YouTube equivalent of the power trip predators get raping, killing, torturing, etc their victims. Wipey has her on a short ass leash, but gives her just enough slack to feel like she hasn't lost all control of her own life. Hambutt's life is more pathetic now than ever, letting some hoodrat run her shit. She has gotta be longing for the simpler times of Benzo Becks.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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Here is the method for buttermilk oven "fried" chicken.

This is above Ambers kitchen ability as it involves prep and touching raw meat.

Amber said that she cannot follow recipes. This is beyond her abilities but apparently not Jade’s. The interesting part is that a portion size is 2 drumsticks for 300 calories. I do not think that 2 drumsticks would satisfy Amber’s gargantuan appetite. This is too complicated and too inconvenient for Amber. She also said that she thrown out Hello Fresh meals in the bin. Those were also too complicated to make and too expensive.

 

[dollastoho]

Remember the days of her acting like the superior cow to Chantal? She better get ready to start licking Amy Slaton's taint too if she's sinking to this shit. She made herself irrelevant and uninteresting. She has zero entertainment value on her own. I thought fat floated, but her shit is sinking fast. And the only thing I can think when it comes to Wipey is she is an extreme fat fetish deviant. She's making Hambutt more and more reliant on her with fatty bleeding views and money. Yeah, Wipey is dominant. It's the YouTube equivalent of the power trip predators get raping, killing, torturing, etc their victims. Wipey has her on a short ass leash, but gives her just enough slack to feel like she hasn't lost all control of her own life. Hambutt's life is more pathetic now than ever, letting some hoodrat run her shit. She has gotta be longing for the simpler times of Benzo Becks.

Imagine having the likes of the Slaton sisters and Chantal looking down at you. Piggy is finally realizing she's not the queen hog anymore.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Amber has become so boring I haven't checked in here in ages, and now I see she's trying to get bariatric surgery? If she actually pulls this off and loses loads (I doubt it), the burn ward will have years supply of her skin for burn victims

She kept saying she had an appointment with a weight loss surgeon in January but we've heard nothing about it for over a month. I doubt she is in fact getting WLS. She can't commit to either a diet or a therapist and no surgeon worth their salt is going to risk operating on her.

 

[FatalTater]

It would be hilarious if Apathetic Faxx is actually Jade and they're working together.

We know it couldn't be Becky since there aren't any 90s references shoehorned in.