Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Yellow Monday]

I’m personally of the opinion that Amber has always been the Kentucky cousin of Hyacinth ‘Bouquet’* which was hilarious when she was living in the gay daycare but not so amusing now. No one wants to see Hyacinth win.

It’s ironic that during the time she was raking in the cash she could have only dreamed to be as dainty and as boujee as she is now. She’s finally got what she’s always wanted in life, no one cares and her wallet is empty. Love that for her.

*Fellow Brits will remember a brilliant comedy called ‘Keeping Up Appearances’ which starred a large lady called Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). Hyacinth was a snob, but a loveable one and the show followed her around as she attempted to flex her upper middle class pretensions on her surroundings whilst her supporting cast of disreputable family members unwittingly ruined all her plans. It was amazingly funny and a huge success, largely due to the supporting cast and unbelievable yet strangely relatable storytelling. Would we still have watched if Hyacinth had gotten her own way all the time with no one around to normalise her? Erm, nope! That sounds awful. And it’s exactly what has happened in the Kentucky version. Hyacinth is free to flex and talk outrageous nonsense and rub it in our faces how much better she is than us. It’s just not funny anymore, someone needs to cancel the show.

Great - now I can only see Becky as Onslow, Ricky as Emmet, Eric as Elizabeth, Destiny as Daisy, Dana as Rose and Wifey as the Postman.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Had no idea who hyacinth was so I looked it up... Lol, thx mate. Currently binge watching

It's one of the best series ever. Enjoy.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's a combination of things to why her views are dropping.

Kiwifarms yeeted her sub-forum thread into one.
Her competition is growing (lots of new lolcows and Chantal).
Youtube removed the dislike counter.
Reaction channels are evolving and getting better at sniping her shit.
Lack of mookbongs.
Becky bounced.
Jade.

The last two plus no supporting characters is a big one. Big Al is a boring, stupid loser on her own. She's still that when interacting with other people, but at least they were there. Now it's just her, sitting around eating in her fancy mold-encrusted apartment and trying to make content from that and the occasional Torrid haul. As @ADHD says, there's only one way that works, and it ain't by eating the random salad and salmon here and there.

While it's possible for people to find refuge in the mundane and find such channels on YT - even make those channels breakouts - a white trash bumpkin with a poor education, questionable hygiene, and zero innate skills or interests is not one of those channels. Worse, it isn't even mundane. It's boring. And that's the kiss of death on YT.

I'm assuming that some people (like me) stopped clicking the dislike button purely because we can't see it ourselves. It's taken all the fun out of actually looking at her video on her own channel.

If I can't bathe in the schadenfreude, I'm not interested. It may not have made much difference but I think Youtube hiding the ratio has contributed ever so slightly to this Fat Fuck's declining views. You couple that with the fact her comments still have a strange number of supporters and arselickers, there is no reason to bother clicking her videos and she isn't helping herself in the slightest.

There is that plugin that allows one to se dislikes, but t doesn't work on my preferred browser and most people don't know about it anyway. Combine that with someone at Casa Lardass deciding to zap negative comments, and it's a recipe for disaster for channels like Big Al's.

Thank you!


When she stopped doing livestreams she said those were where the money was at, she made the most from lives, but she thought it was lazy content. But now she is saying the opposite.
You would think someone who has been lying for years would be better at it. She could at least write them down in her journal, so she can remember her lies.

She's a pathological liar. They don't keep track, ever, of their lies. They lie just to lie. The WLD mini arc comes to mind. "He said some kind of meat and broccoli for dinner!" vs "He wanted me to eat a cheeseburger instead of fruit and vegetables!"

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The last two plus no supporting characters is a big one. Big Al is a boring, stupid loser on her own. She's still that when interacting with other people, but at least they were there.

If you look at successful podcasters and YTers, what is making them interesting is the interaction with other people. Unless you do DIY, technology videos where you explain something, or travel videos and talk like Rick Steves, you better have someone with you. Having someone telling you that she knows better than anyone else and you need to always agree with her is a big turn-off. No wonder people are not watching her anymore.

Now it's just her, sitting around eating in her fancy mold-encrusted apartment and trying to make content from that and the occasional Torrid haul.

If you look at someone like Sierra Schulzzie, which is an overweight YTer trying clothes, it is night and day between her and Amber. Sierra is relatable, interesting and she has her videos professionally edited. A quick check, she did a Torrid haul one with one of her friends. It is not one of her best videos but better than anything Amber has posted. https://youtu.be/mQtzo8--GMU

While it's possible for people to find refuge in the mundane and find such channels on YT - even make those channels breakouts - a white trash bumpkin with a poor education, questionable hygiene, and zero innate skills or interests is not one of those channels. Worse, it isn't even mundane. It's boring. And that's the kiss of death on YT.

She was lucky to get in YT early but now the questions that she should be asking herself is: "Why would people watch me? What is my story and what makes it different than other YTers?" Rehashing what might have worked 2 years ago is not going to cut it anymore. She is not growing her channel, and most of her subscribers are not watching her. I cannot tell what her channel is all about.

 

[marjoram]

I’m personally of the opinion that Amber has always been the Kentucky cousin of Hyacinth ‘Bouquet’* which was hilarious when she was living in the gay daycare but not so amusing now. No one wants to see Hyacinth win.

It’s ironic that during the time she was raking in the cash she could have only dreamed to be as dainty and as boujee as she is now. She’s finally got what she’s always wanted in life, no one cares and her wallet is empty. Love that for her.

*Fellow Brits will remember a brilliant comedy called ‘Keeping Up Appearances’ which starred a large lady called Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). Hyacinth was a snob, but a loveable one and the show followed her around as she attempted to flex her upper middle class pretensions on her surroundings whilst her supporting cast of disreputable family members unwittingly ruined all her plans. It was amazingly funny and a huge success, largely due to the supporting cast and unbelievable yet strangely relatable storytelling. Would we still have watched if Hyacinth had gotten her own way all the time with no one around to normalise her? Erm, nope! That sounds awful. And it’s exactly what has happened in the Kentucky version. Hyacinth is free to flex and talk outrageous nonsense and rub it in our faces how much better she is than us. It’s just not funny anymore, someone needs to cancel the show.

YO. It's not just Brits who enjoyed the trials and tribulations of Richard Bucket.

Us 'Mericans aren't TOTALLY uncultured, ya know.

 

[Bookish]

I see that Callie has taken the bait and is giving Amber the attention she's been courting. Been poking any and everyone with a stick to stir up some fake drama to get people to tune in. I doubt that'll work, the saga around whether Chantal has taken BBJ to the vet is more titilating than her blocking reacters she never liked to begin with.

*Not worth a 2nd post; Just like the 'September' she 'misspoke' and then didn't notice during editing, that doctored and filtered to death bottom pic on her community post is so transparent. We remember what she looked like in the haul from the other day and she made sure it was a bad enough edit that her head didn't even match her body, so that people would rush to post content that will send more people to her channel. She's getting desperate with these hijinks.

 

[Constellationzero]

I’m personally of the opinion that Amber has always been the Kentucky cousin of Hyacinth ‘Bouquet’* which was hilarious when she was living in the gay daycare but not so amusing now. No one wants to see Hyacinth win.

It’s ironic that during the time she was raking in the cash she could have only dreamed to be as dainty and as boujee as she is now. She’s finally got what she’s always wanted in life, no one cares and her wallet is empty. Love that for her.

*Fellow Brits will remember a brilliant comedy called ‘Keeping Up Appearances’ which starred a large lady called Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). Hyacinth was a snob, but a loveable one and the show followed her around as she attempted to flex her upper middle class pretensions on her surroundings whilst her supporting cast of disreputable family members unwittingly ruined all her plans. It was amazingly funny and a huge success, largely due to the supporting cast and unbelievable yet strangely relatable storytelling. Would we still have watched if Hyacinth had gotten her own way all the time with no one around to normalise her? Erm, nope! That sounds awful. And it’s exactly what has happened in the Kentucky version. Hyacinth is free to flex and talk outrageous nonsense and rub it in our faces how much better she is than us. It’s just not funny anymore, someone needs to cancel the show.

Americunt here. YUGE fan of Onslow, Daisy, Rose, Emmett and Elizabeth. Richard is a cuck tho.

Agree with your compare and contrast to Fat Albert and da Bucket wooman!

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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Gorl is built like the number 3.

 

[marjoram]

Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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That shelf ass will never not be hilarious. Damn thing defies physics.

 

[FickleFuck]

Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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That thing she calls a body is fucking horrifying. Maybe if laid on her fupa more it would lift itself to the same height as her shelf ass.
Editing this shit to add: that "after" photo is manipulated as fuck. Look the the brown drawers in the background. The bathroom ones. Is that a half shelf-assed Wipey attempt at photoshop?

 

[El Conserje]

Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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Does Amber have a severe hunch problem?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.

So, it means that she is still in the 490’s and she has been for half a year at least. She is not really losing any weight. In other words, she likes being this weight. Her goal is being under 500 pounds and probably she is in the maintenance phase now.

 

[Mr. Bubba]

updated community post right on cue

eta pig mad

 

[Lame Entropy]

What I’m seeing is intentionally bad editing/filters to bait people into engaging with her. Try again big Al. No one cares.

 

[FickleFuck]

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updated community post right on cue

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How is it a compliment that Wipey sucks shit at photo editing? The fucking drawers are smudge blurred and have no fucking space between them anymore 'cause Wipey smudged the fuck out of the line and didn't think to try to manufacture one in. And a full frontal fat shot doesn't compare with a side fat view. Either way, bitch is still a fat fuck liarpants.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Wow Amber, Jade can use the liquify tool shitly.

This is reaching to Pluto level attention seeking.

 

[ADHD]

Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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Ok, that top pic is a screenshot from "SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!" posted on Sept 5. 2019. Here are some images I already had saved:


Archive for anyone who didn't see the original video:

No clue on the bottom pic because I cannot stomach her current content.

 

[sour patch bxtch]

Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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Her posture is horrendous. she looks like she's constantly tipping over due to her back muscles not being strong enough to prop herself up while carrying that "stomach". It's the reason she's got a hump neck/back as well. insidious.

That thing she calls a body is fucking horrifying. Maybe if laid on her fupa more it would lift itself to the same height as her shelf ass.
Editing this shit to add: that "after" photo is manipulated as fuck. Look the the brown drawers in the background. The bathroom ones. Is that a half shelf-assed Wipey attempt at photoshop?

yes, absolutely shopped. The way she used the blurring tool around the lines is a dead giveaway. plus the shelf-ass on the doctored picture looks very sharp and angular. Awful job.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Congrats, Hamber, you're still obese!
Let's celebrate with leyg pics!

Come on, Skinnylynn! Let's see the improvements!