Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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On the topic of bariatric surgery, does she really believe she'd be able to handle the recovery? (Hypothetically, because we all know she's talking out of her arse).
Since she thinks in terms of being the main character in a YA novel, yes of course.
She went to the ER for a sore bellybutton, had a breakdown over an eye twitch, get the sniffles and convinces herself she's dying (and she totes knew she had cancer, she knew it). Hamber is weak, she'd be in and out of the ER every other day and vlogging herself crumpled on the mattress/sofa, fake crying and explaining how nobody could possibly understand her pain - not even other patients who had the same procedure.
I think amber likes to talk shit and ignore health concerns but at the end of the day she does have that nagging fear that absolutely anything is the "this is it" shit hits the fan situation type deal. She has this fear of the consequences she knows shes piled on. Any eye twitch could be the begineen of the end for our gorl.
Either she considers herself capable of handling that or (more likely) she only understands that surgery = weightloss and that's all she needs to know.
Amber is a lump of useless shit in reality.

However she has to be weak or strong when she needs it for the plot, so whatever makes a better story. We often see her play up being the victim, but also the underdog who simultaneously is hurt by things for sympathy pats but also is courageous and strong enough to endure for those sympathy pats too.
As for the weight loss surgery, amber is just doing it to be the star she thinks she is. Weight loss surgery is the hollywood story for her and shes liveen her dreams.

even with WLS i see only a small Chance that she really lose a Bunch of Weight because...she might start tricking herself by eating Ice Creams and drinking melted
Chocolate. ..i wonder if the Doctor told her that when she keeps eating to much after her WLS , that the Part they left as a Stomach can start to expand again and then she paid thousands of Dollars for Nothing!
We all know shes going to do this because of her underlying issues with being regular fat and not death fat. She wont ever want to be at even a semi normal size. Being 350 lbs is even unfathomable.
 
As if a six second video proves anything lol. She's so stupid, people believed that she used a filter on the video itself, not the screenshot.... Personally, I don't care if she photoshopped, used a filter, etc. It's just fun to see her chimp out over things like this rather than actual legitimate issues that she avoids addressing. The hole she's dug herself just keeps getting deeper and deeper as she gets more desperate for views and asspats. She definitely manufactured this whole thing just to get people talking - and she'll use this as an excuse to "binge" and blame it on the audience, since she's a huge fan of the "look what you made me do" rhetoric.
 
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As if a six second video proves anything lol. She's so stupid, people believed that she used a filter on the video itself, not the screenshot.... Personally, I don't care if she photoshopped, used a filter, etc. It's just fun to see her chimp out over things like this rather than actual legitimate issues that she avoids addressing. The hole she's dug herself just keeps getting deeper and deeper as she gets more desperate for views and asspats. She definitely manufactured this whole thing just to get people talking - and she'll use this as an excuse to "binge" and blame it on the audience, since she's a huge fan of the "look what you made me do" rhetoric.

Exactly, she can use all the crying laughing emojis she likes, she's still bothered enough to post the video.

And wtf does she mean we "want" her fat? She'll always be fat regardless of what anyone wants. A big fat failure, forever.
 
Exactly, she can use all the crying laughing emojis she likes, she's still bothered enough to post the video.

And wtf does she mean we "want" her fat? She'll always be fat regardless of what anyone wants. A big fat failure, forever.
She wants herself fat. And Wipey wants her that way too. We aren't the ones feeding her.
 
Exactly, she can use all the crying laughing emojis she likes, she's still bothered enough to post the video.

And wtf does she mean we "want" her fat? She'll always be fat regardless of what anyone wants. A big fat failure, forever.
Much ado about nothing. FatAl's just trying to drum up one iota of interest in her sad existence.

Blaming viewers for her fat is pretty funny tho. Poor gorl out there giving the viewers what they "want". She'll never accept that nobody cares. About time for her to break out the "you're all fatphobic psychopaths" spiel again.

That always gets 'em riled up.
 
You sure showed the Haydurz, look at that brand new beautiful body of yours. Weightloss KuhWeen AmbyLynn.

If I were her, I wouldn't keep drawing attention to that fucked up back fat she pretends is her arse, that'd require self awareness though. It's so vile to look at. I don't even think it's the fact she's morbidly obese, it's that specific pointy shape of it that is straight up repulsive.
 
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She can lah all she wants, I think she actually enjoys being the weight she is and only wants the attention/gratification of fooling others that she's lost weight since she said before that's what she did when people asked, oh she's losing and her chin could be a little bigger. She likes being the fatass she is, always has done.
 
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