Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

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Clearly, Amber is in a weight maintenance phase. Likely, as soon as it goes over 500 pounds she cuts back a bit. At 490 pounds, her body tells her she is starving and she cannot control herself. This is as low as she will go.

Continues to shade becky without saying beckys name and talks about how supportive wipey is.

Next to running out of food, Amber's biggest fear is to be alone. She is trying to butter Jade in staying by complimenting her all the time. Basically, they are roomates.

This whole "we ask either 'are you coherent right now?'" thing is stupid and likely untrue, as if the thought that the "gf" has ever stopped a single instance of Big Al ordering her shit food by being level-headed and asking questions is something that ever happened.

I never heard anyone talking like this. This is an obvious lie.

The "gf" is just another enabler in a line of them. But the most important thing for Big Al is there's another person in the house.

I do not think that she is even an enabler. Jade wanted a cheap place to live outside NYC and Amber wanted someone, anyone, so that she was not alone. This fits each other needs. As soon as Jade is ready to move on, she will be gone, and Amber would not be able to stop her. I expect her to be gone by summer.

I don't think there's any big conspiracy about why reaction channels are at her again: she's flailing around as much as a whale can at that size,

For her latest video, as of 3 pm, Amber has 47k views, Bottle, 44k and AF, 23k. If this conspiracy was to bring additional viewership, it did not work. Amber is stale and is old news.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Oh, no doubt it's a useless try on Big Al's part to get back to the halcyon days of the Eric & Ricky Era. She doesn't seem to grasp that in order to do that, she has to have a semblance of a life, preferably with other characters in the mix because by erself, she's fucking annoying and smug without reason to be.

I'm listening to Justine's react to this, and it's funny as hell.

I'm noticing that this bitch is saying the exact same things she said in a previous video from Eric & Ricky's - she can roll around in bed, no problem, like a "normal" person, shower like a "normal" person - WATCH THAT ABLEISM, BITCH.

ETA: I wonder if the "gf" is giving her acting lessons, like how to bring up some actual tears to cry on camera.
ETA 2: Big Al is becoming quite the potty mouth - I guess we know another thing she's adopted, personality-wise, from the "gf".

 

[Pippeyy]

Oh, no doubt it's a useless try on Big Al's part to get back to the halcyon days of the Eric & Ricky Era. She doesn't seem to grasp that in order to do that, she has to have a semblance of a life, preferably with other characters in the mix because by erself, she's fucking annoying and smug without reason to be.

I'm listening to Justine's react to this, and it's funny as hell.

I'm noticing that this bitch is saying the exact same things she said in a previous video from Eric & Ricky's - she can roll around in bed, no problem, like a "normal" person, shower like a "normal" person - WATCH THAT ABLEISM, BITCH.

ETA: I wonder if the "gf" is giving her acting lessons, like how to bring up some actual tears to cry on camera.
ETA 2: Big Al is becoming quite the potty mouth - I guess we know another thing she's adopted, personality-wise, from the "gf".

This personality is slightly more tolerable than her Jeffree Star/James Charles phase.
It honestly seems like Jade isn't interacting with her enough for her to completely take on her traits. Which has left her even more boring than before.
Her saying she doesn't like obnoxious earrings anymore seemed like a giveaway that she has no clue what to do with herself.

 

[Tea Sipper]

God she is literally unwatchable now. She desperately needs some supporting characters. Can she hurry up and reveal Jade already so we can confirm what we already know?

 

[Owlflaps]

God she is literally unwatchable now. She desperately needs some supporting characters. Can she hurry up and reveal Jade already so we can confirm what we already know?

I bet you one of stipulations of their relationship was that Wipey never reveals her face.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I bet you one of stipulations of their relationship was that Wipey never reveals her face.

Jade is not there for the long run and does not want her reputation trashed by being associated with Amber. It means that Amber has to do a lot of girations to make sure she does not use her name. She sounds idiotic by saying “my girlfriend” knowing that she is 31 and lived with her for half a year.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I finally found the clip where she admitted she was "immobile" (i.e. bedbound) in 2019 - this is from 2020. This past year, she got steamed at Becky for saying that even though Big Al was bedbound, she still did things for herself, like go to the bathroom. Bonus in this clip is her really working that frowny face, making her look even more like a disapproving grandmother. (Cued, as always.)

Also, congrats to @I liek fr0gs for being on the nose in predicting Big Al being bedbound in 2019.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Were we supposed to be shocked that Amber has had to rely on infrequent bed baths instead of actually bathing? She talked about having trouble fitting in the shower in her "Struggles Being a Ginormous, Vapid Fatass Me" series all the way back in July 2018:

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

"I've gotten stuck before..."

Has anyone here EVER gotten stuck trying to get in the shower? Doubtful.

1st World Megafat 600 ellbee problems. The street shitters in the rest of the world giggle hilariously at your "problems" of self-induced gullet stuffing.

 

[FickleFuck]

I finally found the clip where she admitted she was "immobile" (i.e. bedbound) in 2019 - this is from 2020. This past year, she got steamed at Becky for saying that even though Big Al was bedbound, she still did things for herself, like go to the bathroom. Bonus in this clip is her really working that frowny face, making her look even more like a disapproving grandmother. (Cued, as always.)

Also, congrats to @I liek fr0gs for being on the nose in predicting Big Al being bedbound in 2019.

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They were right about NoNecks getting the beetus too.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber admitting being bed bound... I wonder if she argued with Becky and is trying to get ahead of the story in case Becky decides to spill tea?

...and if Becky was bringing her soapy water and a cloth... how... Amber's short lil' arms... there is no way she could reach!
Tell a better story, #Amberlynn. Did Becky bring the garden hose in from outside and rinse her off from across the room?

 

[Murderous Anas]

Amber admitting being bed bound... I wonder if she argued with Becky and is trying to get ahead of the story in case Becky decides to spill tea?

...and if Becky was bringing her soapy water and a cloth... how... Amber's short lil' arms... there is no way she could reach!
Tell a better story, #Amberlynn. Did Becky bring the garden hose in from outside and rinse her off from across the room?

Agreed, there's not a lot about this story that makes sense other than confirming the obvious, which we all knew: Amber was bedbound and wasn't able to clean/wipe herself, and I would also argue that these things are still true to some extent. The shower she has now looks like it could be accessible, but there's no way that she's able to sufficiently bathe herself now on her own.

She loves to gain and lose the same 60-80 lbs over and over again and act as if losing such a small amount of weight makes a significant difference in her quality of life - then months down the line she'll admit all the "rumors" were true and she was never able to do most of the things that she claimed she could. Really curious to see what ends up being confirmed to be a lie in about 6 months.

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

Edit: I should’ve lurked more

In keeping up with break ups in the ALR verse, Kasey is single again. Again, not surprised.

 

[Kitsunehime]

hope this wasn t already posted and i oversaw it...the Wifey Messages are quite interessting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEStBqo8qoo

 

[FatalTater]

Dangit, my hyperfocusing squirrel brain wouldn't let go of trying to figure out how Amber bathes, and it made me go back and look at the video where she shows her shower to see if she has a hand-held showerhead.
Something like that could be a game changer as far as rinsing off the undercarriage goes, but I think she just has a regular shower.

 

[mekalekahi]

HER WOMAN IS GROWN!!!

 

[Owlflaps]

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HER WOMAN IS GROWN!!!
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Fluffing Amber's ego up more means a better grift.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Jade is still in the honeymoon phase if her sassy and cheesy diction is any indication. Some of these answers feel like Amber had input in. This isn't going to last no matter how much Jade is being paid. Mammy Wipeisha will get tired of Amber's literal shit if she balloons closer to the 600 lbs. range. "She's crazy emotional."

The chimpout between these two and burnout of the U-Haul truck will heard for miles. Jade strikes me as the type of aggressive dyke to go on a vengeance meltdown.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

Nobody types in ALL CAPS unless they are trying to fake personalities here.
"GET TO KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" - golden opportunity to show how wipey is such a white knight badass woman..
I don't believe it's wipey (what person who talks like this)- its definitely Amberlynn Reid: the racist catfisher.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Just hurry up and pay a crackheads rent, Amber. You fat fuck.