Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

My god, that $200 Gucci necklace is so sad. Just absolute trash and yet it's probably the most expensive and highest quality piece of jewelry she's ever owned. Her engagement rings weren't even that much for both of them. This just shows how retarded she is in every part of her boring life.
She said her girlfriend won't go anywhere with her instead of saying *they* never go anywhere. It was Jade not going anywhere with her. She drives her around but that's it. Must be true love. Gucci bottom level garbage AND refusing to be seen in public with you? She is going to have so much to scrapbook.

Probably because, if you mentioned Van Cleef and Arpels, Fat Albert's Carcosan head would snap back, her malformed jaw would drop and you'd hear:

"WHUUUUUUUUUT?" emanate from her cyclopean maw.

That, and trashy people of all races only name drop (read: parrot) the same common names:

* Gucci
* Louis Vuitton
* Michael Kors
* Patron
* Lexus
* Channel

You get the idea...

 

[Poop Bun]

She is now back to counting calories. It worked so well before. She quit WW because it gave her too many points. She gamed the system to get more points and now blames WW for it. She seems not to understand that it is basically her fault. She did not have to eats all those points, she chose to.

I fucking love that for LiduralLynn over here, she thinks “counting calories” ought to lead to weight loss. Too bad for her the phrase wasn’t “counting and then reducing calories”.

Fat bitch doesn’t really want to loose weight anyways.

How does she not bore herself to death? Too busy eating I suppose.

 

[Insulin reid]

She's so boring that no one has posted/archived the new video today. Love that for her! The most interesting thing that happened was that she reacted to this video - and like a true dumbass, acted like she believes that she totally isn't this stupid, and that she's a cute and quirky comedic genius instead.

Her most recent cover up of this had been in a past video not too long ago that she stated shes never mispronounced things in order to be funny. She just plainly says she doesnt do it but seems to miss the fact that if she isnt doing it on purpose shes fucking stupid.

Reality: she most likely possesses a sub-100 IQ, and still doesn't understand WHY people find these moments to be so moronic.

Yeah shes queen of the speds. Not schuper retarded, but needs a tard wrangler to function in life and cant handle being on her own. She just cant function around normal people.

Also a point of stupidity interest: she referred to the whole 'seize and assist' porn star name incident as 'getting sued,' which makes even less sense than it did the first time she talked about it.

Its a watered down easily accessible notion. "Getting sued" is really just (vague legal thing) that amber knows. Shes got no real vocabulary so when real world things happen she cant fully comprehend them. Telling people shes getting sued sounds dramatic and scary like somethings happening in her life and is able to give something that requires no real detail because everyone knows what being sued means.

 

[FickleFuck]

I miss MichaelBPettyFattyWhatevertheFuck. This shit is intolerable now even through filtered ass compilations. Props to Bottle and Faxx Machine, but the source material is so bad their shit sucks too. I half-assed semi got through a Zachary Michael video of this garbage. I feel like Corey Feldman at the end of that one Friday the 13th movie going "DIE! DIE! DIE!" while machete-ing the shit out of Jason's head.

 

[dacwcman68]

I miss MichaelBPettyFattyWhatevertheFuck. This shit is intolerable now even through filtered ass compilations. Props to Bottle and Faxx Machine, but the source material is so bad their shit sucks too. I half-assed semi got through a Zachary Michael video of this garbage. I feel like Corey Feldman at the end of that one Friday the 13th movie going "DIE! DIE! DIE!" while machete-ing the shit out of Jason's head.

The maven ALR watcher smashes the right arrow key until a scale display pops up on the screen.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She said her girlfriend won't go anywhere with her instead of saying *they* never go anywhere. It was Jade not going anywhere with her. She drives her around but that's it. Must be true love. Gucci bottom level garbage AND refusing to be seen in public with you? She is going to have so much to scrapbook.

I think that Jade does not want to go anywhere with Amber for 2 reasons. The first one is that she does not want to bring attention to her and Amber and have people taking pictures. The second reason, and I think the more important one, is that Amber is not that mobile and tires very quickly. So, Amber is slow and needs to rest quite often while walking. Jade, being athletic, is far more mobile and find it difficult to walk with her. This is why the only time they are out is when Jade is driving with Amber.

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

isn't it super awkward that she apparently still hangs out with the queens of the fag shanty? Or do we assume that they are just strapped for cash and wanted to go out on valentines day because the hog paid for the mediocre Kentucky sushi?

 

[FatalTater]

How do you announce to the world that you're a nouveau riche poser without coming out and saying it? Gucci.

If you want to get your very own Gucci dogtag, they're $230 at Nieman Marcus.

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/gucci-engraved-heart-trademark-necklace-prod237700220?utm_source=google_shopping&ecid=NMCS_GP_NCXX_XXXX_XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX_XXXXXXXX&gclsrc=ds&gclsrc=ds

https://archive.ph/36iWW

 

[Empress of Lucite]

isn't it super awkward that she apparently still hangs out with the queens of the fag shanty? Or do we assume that they are just strapped for cash and wanted to go out on valentines day because the hog paid for the mediocre Kentucky sushi?

I don't believe it for a second. I think it's easy for her to lie about hanging with them because Eric and Ricky are both shockingly offline and probably avoid Amber's internet presence like the plague. We also know that Becky has little desire to expose Amber and her bullshit online, so even if she knows better I doubt she's going to contradict Amber's claims.

Our gorl is so desperate to prove to everyone that she's well liked and has friends. If she's not filming it, then it isn't happening.

 

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Twins!
Heimlich is cuter though

 

[Kitsunehime]

when the Diabetes take s over and they will take one of Hambers Legs i found her next Lego Project:
i proudly Present: Layyygo

 

[Xenomorph]

That necklace does not fit her no way bish gonna need an extender

 

[D_Tractor]

I fucking love that for LiduralLynn over here, she thinks “counting calories” ought to lead to weight loss. Too bad for her the phrase wasn’t “counting and then reducing calories”.

Fat bitch doesn’t really want to loose weight anyways.

How does she not bore herself to death? Too busy eating I suppose.

#cuntingcalories

 

[Kitsunehime]

i was curious if Wipey bought Hamber a faux Gucci Necklace O.o so i typed that into the Google search and the Pictures
showed the Necklace from Amazon...for around 170 Euros O.o ...i wonder if the 1300 Dollar Price is made up to make it
appear more expensive and to flex

https://www.amazon.de/Gucci-Halskette-TRADEMARK/dp/B00GJWKGXE

 

[D_Tractor]

Kentucky sushi?

Holy shit not even once. Never order sushi in a landlocked state. The only good aquatic food in Kentucky is crawdads and bigmouth bass.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Holy shit not even once. Never order sushi in a landlocked state. The only good aquatic food in Kentucky is crawdads and bigmouth bass.

Youse forgot catfish. Big ol' plate of fried catfish, some hush puppies, fried okra, and coleslaw. Yummy!

But yeah on the sushi. Got talked into some the other night here in Alabama. It was NOT what I expected or used to. Not totally gross, edible, but still very sub par. Meh.

Same thing with Mexican food. Waitress asked what I wanted and I said a green chile burrito. She had no.clue. She called the manager over. Still no.clue. For fuck's sake ya hicks, this is a staple in any Mexican restaurant in AZ. Still, lobsters crawlin' out my mouth.

I can't see Hamber eating sushi in Kentucky or anywhere else. And fuck, they have it pre-made in little six piece containers here at WoMart. FINE DINING, I'm sure!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Meh, any sushi in the continental 48 is meh. Hawaii is pretty decent, but can't hold a candle to Japan. The nori makes all the difference.

But it's not like ALR has taste buds that'd be able to discern what's quality and what's not. If she can shovel it into her maw and it has enough sodium in it to preserve a blue whale, it's SHOOOO GUUUUUD.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

she can shovel it into her maw and it has enough sodium in it to preserve a blue whale, it's SHOOOO GUUUUUD.

Two words - soy sauce.

That would make our gorl eatgasm instantly.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Amberlynn is on Snapchat telling us details about when she masturbated in public at the college she went to for criminal justice. Two screenshots cause I couldn’t be bothered to find the other replies because boring cow is boring.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

telling us details about when she masturbated in public

T-rex arms cannot masturbate. Laaahhh!

Okay, mebbe, just mebbe she could still reach her unbusted hymen in those days. Not this day or the next, though. I really can't and don't want that visual. Tanks!