Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Seen it before, it's old.

Clearly not the same video, unless they both take a change of clothes with them and strip off in the car park once they leave...





Please say I'm not the only one who can't bear to watch the hog anymore?
She's somehow more vile now than she was last couple of years put together, and I never thought that could be remotely possible

Definitely miss the Gaycare - well, more precisely, I miss the everloving FUCK out of Rickie - his facial expressions and dry shade were something else!

As it is, I'm just here to (hopefully) watch observe Ms Reid either crash and burn (probably more accurately she'll explode) or watch her channel fade into nothingness

I will NEVER understand her audience - how the HELL are there still people so many years on who fall for her "I'm really doing it this time, guiiise" crap?

The only thing she's succeeded at and done consistently is gorge herself, lie, and pile on pounds - for fuck sake even the excuses haven't changed since the Krystal era!

Absolute worthless waste of (way too much) skin, she is

 

[Turd Fergusson]

"I know my body!" says the 500 pound (allegedly) behemoth who ran to the ER for every UTI because it was too difficult to take a piss when she should have.
"I know my body!" screeches the bitch who allegedly bled from her dainty period hole for two fucking years and wouldn't go to the doctor.

You are wrong here. She went to two or three doctors to have her twitching eye diagnosed while she was bleeding for two years. She also believes that she is cured of cancer because she knows her body.

"I know my body!" cries the 500 pound (allegedly) loser as she fails yet another diet and puts on more weight.
"I know my body!" claims the mental giant who thinks anyone believed she was diagnosed with BPD, OCD/OCPD, depression, AND anxiety after a single 50 minute visit to a doctor who diagnosed all three losers in that house as bipolar.

I believe it was not a doctor but a strip mall psychologist pushing antidepressants to Amber, Becky and Eric. She has not been diagnosed with anything; this is one of the reasons why she does not want to see a board-certified psychologist that would see through her bollocks.

 

[Murderous Anas]

I mean, bipolar meds are usually antipsychotics right? No one in their right mind would bother drug seeking for that shit so I am not surprised some doctors don't care enough to verify a diagnosis before writing a script. If it's antidepressants, everybody and their fucking uncle is on a few of those nowadays so whether they actually believe she's bipolar or not almost any doctor will prescribe those freely with no fucks given.

She is/was likely on lamotrigine, an anti-epileptic that's commonly used as a mood stabilizer, unless she has changed meds since the last time it was brought up. I remember her making a huge deal about the "deathly rash" that people can get as a side effect of taking it inconsistently, or starting at a high dose without tapering up.

 

[Sarah Connor]

She'll diagnose herself with a brain tumour eventually, give a year or two. If her channels even lasts that fucking long.

Does anybody remember in April/May 2020 when she was crying while eating because her eye was twitching for a whole month straight? That was only mentioned once and never again.
For somebody who "knows" their body so well, it's crazy how she can go months, perhaps even years with these symptoms and choose to ignore them. I know that doctors tend to ignore fat people and tend to diagnose them with fat every time they step foot in their office ("you're big but healthy") but it seems like she never really fought for her health during all these UTI doctors visits.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She'll diagnose herself with a brain tumour eventually, give a year or two. If her channels even lasts that fucking long.

Even a hangnail leads to cancer if you follow it down the WebMD hole far enough.

I have seen people argue in defense of her ''BED'' claiming that she couldn't possibly be this huge without having an eating disorder.. Sure but it's not BED. Plain and simple.

She has disordered eating for sure - but that's a choice, not a mental illness.

I'd also like to point out she 'knows her body'' but doesn't know how to appropriately dress her massive fucking gelatinous corpse. There isn't a single aspect of her (physically or mentally) that's blessed with self awareness.

Are you saying that Big Al has the fashion sense of a donkey?

Please say I'm not the only one who can't bear to watch the hog anymore?
She's somehow more vile now than she was last couple of years put together, and I never thought that could be remotely possible

Panic will do that to you - from fear of being alone to channel views heading downhill. Someone who has no idea how to do anything logically or intelligently or how to pivot to something more interesting for their channel would start at flustered and devolve into sheer panic. And here we are.

Definitely miss the Gaycare - well, more precisely, I miss the everloving FUCK out of Rickie - his facial expressions and dry shade were something else!

Me too, gorl, me too.

You are wrong here. She went to two or three doctors to have her twitching eye diagnosed while she was bleeding for two years. She also believes that she is cured of cancer because she knows her body.

Damn, that's right! My apologies to Big Al for missing part of her abuse of the ER system's resources and not mentioning the "Obviously, we don't know if the cancer has spread, and obviously I am now in remission." DoctorLynn portion of our program.

I believe it was not a doctor but a strip mall psychologist pushing antidepressants to Amber, Becky and Eric. She has not been diagnosed with anything; this is one of the reasons why she does not want to see a board-certified psychologist that would see through her bollocks.

Strip Mall "girl", trying to be helpful to people seeking disability classification.

She is/was likely on lamotrigine, an anti-epileptic that's commonly used as a mood stabilizer, unless she has changed meds since the last time it was brought up. I remember her making a huge deal about the "deathly rash" that people can get as a side effect of taking it inconsistently, or starting at a high dose without tapering up.

Indeed, she's said she is taking lamictal, right you are. For no fucking reason at all except to try to draw out sympathy from people. So quirky! So unique!

 

[SarsCUTE69]

I am late but being dragged by dustpan ama the Love of her life 5ever must had mauled totally her ego and caused a huge Marc injury
Even though Albert pretends so hard she is happy with her breeder slave she probably is having crying and eating in the bem situations type deal

 

[Constellationzero]

There's no way she could afford to self-pay inpatient anyhow these days and she'll never go inpatient, ever. She'd have to give up control, and her narc shelf ass ain't doing that.

If it's still up on Youtube, watch the Brookhaven Obesity Clinic documentary. The doctor, a nice 35 or so year old young man, was one of the most thoughtful and pragmatic professionals I've seen.
He spoke often of the patients, in spite of being in-patient, order fass fud all de tiem. I think he spoke of one patient getting his fass fud "prison kite" style through the outside windows.
When asked about this (frankly, he says he gets asked all the time anyway), the doctor says, sure, you could station a CNA on the floor to watch, but what does it matter? The patient doesn't learn anything. You could slap WAOW BAO outta Fat Albert's BIG, MEATY CLAWS several times a day, every day, but she'll learn nothing and possess no skills.
And she isn't going towards the steps to BEGIN gaining any skills. Only step so far is: No girlfrand, no girlfrand's friends to glom off of. Isolation is kind of what she needs to start. And Jade, I think, is most likely just a DRS "caregiver." IDK if fatass applied or not, but I wouldn't bat an eye to find out that Kentucky DRS is cutting Jade a check for "home health aide." Wifey my ass. But many of you already know that anyway.

 

[FickleFuck]

I believe she does that stuff to not lose her monetization.

Sex and vagina can be said on Youtube. This fat fuck just can't say them because she thinks sex and weewee/peepees and "holes" are shameful things. She has zero maturity and no sexuality, point blank period hole. It has zero to do with Youtube and monetization. She's a prude ass bitch if she has to say the words or do the things. Typing some shit out is all she can do, hence lesbo cruise literary bullshit and Scottie.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Sex and vagina can be said on Youtube. This fat fuck just can't say them because she thinks sex and weewee/peepees and "holes" are shameful things. She has zero maturity and no sexuality, point blank period hole. It has zero to do with Youtube and monetization. She's a prude ass bitch if she has to say the words or do the things. Typing some shit out is all she can do, hence lesbo cruise literary bullshit and Scottie.

I don’t think you actually lose monetization for saying those things. I just think Amber is a retard who will not risk losing out on a nickel.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

What is this bullshit? 1st I have heard of it. Am I that out of the loop or just my that deep into crazy Facebook groups?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

What is this bullshit? 1st I have heard of it. Am I that out of the loop or just my that deep into crazy Facebook groups?

Fatty is going to ask Foodie Beauty Investigations to look into it

 

[I call shenanigans]

I know that doctors tend to ignore fat people and tend to diagnose them with fat every time they step foot in their office ("you're big but healthy") but it seems like she never really fought for her health during all these UTI doctors visits.

You can fight or advocate for your health with regular doctors and specialists...but her drs were ER doctors, and they don't give fuck about health issues that should be managed outside of the ER. All they're interested in is doing their best to make sure you don't die in their waiting area. So they'll patch that gaping gash, reset the bone that's poking out of you skin, even admit if you if they believe you'll die otherwise....but they aren't interested on your eye twitch or UTI, or in Chantal's case your cheese overdose.

 

[marjoram]

What is this bullshit? 1st I have heard of it. Am I that out of the loop or just my that deep into crazy Facebook groups?

Looked for it, couldn't find it.

 

[Cock wombler]

Is amber implying that wifey is slamming her with a strap on?? How?

Something like this?

You are not bipolar. You're not OCD. You do not have OCPD. You do not have ADHD. You don't have BED. You are not trypophobic. You don't have any of the alphabet soup disorders that you've self-diagnosed.

Okay but she was 100% diagnosed with ASMR.


The FBI get 2 calls in a day, they can only attend 1.
1st is amber squealing about the meanies on Facebook doing a countdown.
2nd is uncle buck who's drank 2 litres of whisky this morning and is claiming he's got bigfoot trapped in his barn so they must reopen their investigation.
Who are they going to visit?

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Something like this?
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The FBI get 2 calls in a day, they can only attend 1.
1st is amber squealing about the meanies on Facebook doing a countdown.
2nd is uncle buck who's drank 2 litres of whisky this morning and is claiming he's got bigfoot trapped in his barn so they must reopen their investigation.
Who are they going to visit?

Let me think...
One of them is a huge, fat, mythical beast that people speak about in hushed tones for fear of being ridiculed, as no one has ever seen it in real life. Children tell each other scary tales in the schoolyard about how it will come and eat you if you misbehave.
And the other option is Bigfoot.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

And she isn't going towards the steps to BEGIN gaining any skills. Only step so far is: No girlfrand, no girlfrand's friends to glom off of. Isolation is kind of what she needs to start. And Jade, I think, is most likely just a DRS "caregiver." IDK if fatass applied or not, but I wouldn't bat an eye to find out that Kentucky DRS is cutting Jade a check for "home health aide." Wifey my ass. But many of you already know that anyway.

Yeah, Big Al has zero interest in losing weight. She's nothing without her fat. I've seen that Brookhaven place on TV, and have seen the fatties sneaking in outside food. It was more than a little nuts.

Sex and vagina can be said on Youtube. This fat fuck just can't say them because she thinks sex and weewee/peepees and "holes" are shameful things. She has zero maturity and no sexuality, point blank period hole. It has zero to do with Youtube and monetization. She's a prude ass bitch if she has to say the words or do the things. Typing some shit out is all she can do, hence lesbo cruise literary bullshit and Scottie.

She's a prude on YT, but not on snapchat, at least via writing something. If she was on live, talking , you can be sure she wouldn't be answering the sex questions submitted by "viewers" (sure, Jan):

Complete and utter horseshit on both accounts. On the first, her tiny TRex arms wouldn't be able to reach, and she definitely doesn't have the muscle necessary to hold up her fupa the whole time. On the second, I find that highly questionable.

What is this bullshit? 1st I have heard of it. Am I that out of the loop or just my that deep into crazy Facebook groups?

She has a direct line to a personal FBI agent, just like she has a direct line to someone at YouTube who is devoted solely to her. The FBI is immediately going to assign ten agents to this issue so they can arrest the miscreant who created the countdown and protect the 500+ pound, useless landwhale. Also, someone went looking for that shit and couldn't find any trace of it. Consensus is that she made it up, like all the other questions she's asking herself.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Something like this?
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Okay but she was 100% diagnosed with ASMR.

And OBCD.

 

[Gergg]

Please, stop asking Hamberger sex questions. Here I'll tell you all you need to know, The only thing Hamber has baited is clicks in the last 10 years.

All of her answers about sex are 40 year old virgin "I do the sex to all the people yes very sex always like... pickles in my vagina all the time cause I so kinky yes!" Enough already, a doctor tore out her womb, if it weren't for the discharge leaking out of her lymphedema she'd be dry as the Sahara down there.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Please, stop asking Hamberger sex questions. Here I'll tell you all you need to know, The only thing Hamber has baited is clicks in the last 10 years.

All of her answers about sex are 40 year old virgin "I do the sex to all the people yes very sex always like... pickles in my vagina all the time cause I so kinky yes!" Enough already, a doctor tore out her womb, if it weren't for the discharge leaking out of her lymphedema she'd be dry as the Sahara down there.

She's asking herself those questions. It's funny; there have been the overt, hypersexualized point in each one of her relationships. It was at its highest in the Density Era, until now. But this one is over the top, really. I imagine it's like this because the "gf" is supposedly poly, and she's also a former athlete, young, fit (allegedly). Big Al has to pretend that they're having all kinds of mindblowing sex so people have to believe that a person like that would choose her for sex and romance.

 

[Constellationzero]

The only thing Hamber has baited is clicks in the last 10 years.

That is patently UNTRUE, get them LAAAAAAHHHHHHHS out of your filthy vajinky!

The clouds of gnats undulating and swirling about her dainty regions have, over time, grown into its own diaphanous Gathering of the Juggalos.

Sanitized for your protection.