Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pot of sneed]

Small and off-topic but it came up in recommended stuff. Sho good.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She should know by now that she can't trust herself. She manipulates WW for extra points, she jumps from diet plan to diet plan and she can't stick to anything for more than a day without pigging out.

Her point is that she wants to be on diet, not following a diet. She wants to have bottle of perfume from celebrities, not something that actually smell good on her. Everything is about looks for her.

This is why people keep telling her to go to an inpatient service. She should know by now that relying on her own will power doesn't work. She can say all she wants that's she's terrified to die and wants to LIVE but in the end, her actions really confirm how she feels. She doesn't give two shits about her health and well being and would prefer to just eat what she wants, when she wants regardless of the consequences.

I am doubtful about her going to a outpatient eating disorder programme. First, how much would that cost? Amber does not have health insurance, so she would have to pay from her non-existent savings. Second, Amber does not do restrictive diet or anything less than 5,000 calories per day.

People will show their dedication to something by how much work they put in, especially when it's not fun or easy. Change is hard, it takes work. If her entire YouTube Weight Loss Journey has taught us anything, it's that she isn't capable of putting in any of the work.

Agree.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Maybe if she could actually fit into a car properly, she would not be SWOLLLLEEEEN

If she has to go somewhere in the car, she gets swolleeen, and she can't really fit in the car because she's swolleeeen. It's a vicious, vicious circle, which is a catch-22 tha tyou riihhhhly need to understand, shitlord! Or something like that. Gods forbid she actually work on losing some significant weight in all the time she isn't sitting her fat ass in the car.

Our fabulous faggot is shading our gorl again.

I thought it was magnificent. The part about taking the scale on the airplane was a legit LOL molment. But my god, ZM, I hope you drank a gallon of water after all that.

Twenty bucks says she gains a stone between now and the appointment. And/or cancels.

That's a last hurrah sucker's bet.

God, the comments are ridiculous.

This lumpy cunt is suddenly an angel deserving of support because she's pretending to get ''help'' for her self diagnosed eating disorder?
Christ, if you pretend to be ill online you can basically be a complete sociopathic narc and everyone will still lick your gaping arsehole 'til their tongues are raw.

It's amazing to behold. But I see there are doubters (who will no doubt get dogpiled by people who seem to have a gigantic black, blank spt when it comes to her history).

People are still throwing out the ''muh trauma'' excuses for her. It's not your fault Hambo, it's the cruel world.
Yeah, you're totally a fat bitch because of your ''trauma'' and not at all due to your grotesque greed.

That is straight up bullshit, too. You don't get to wallow in "muh trauma" forever and expect people to give a fuck when you do, and have done, not a single fucking thing honestly or legitimately to help yourself.

At this point she could be videoed kicking a baby in the head but if she posts a video showing a fridge full of fruits and veg, she'd get these same people saying ''we only want the best for you''. I look forward to the inevitable pearl clutching when she dips out.

It's fucking weird is what it is. I know peoplelike to root for an undersdog, but remember this, you commenters who lurk here: Big Al IS NOT an underdog. She's a lazy, stupid narc and troll who also happens to be a pathological liar.

It's so telling of who Amberlynn is that her version of a "perfume tour" was literally just saying the brand names of the perfumes to flex (when 95% of them are horrendous celebrity tie in fragrances anyway) - she didn't even tell us the name of the perfume itself? the scent? when she wears it? staying power? literally fucking anything lmao

Can you imagine anyone asking her about the various esters in those fragrances? Like, whuuuut?

god she would be the worst influencer in the world

Good thing she'll never be one.

Also, this announcement of hers is not being met with complete acclaim

Barely 250 more likes than dislikes? These Day One things aren't bringing in the same gushing enthusiasm or views they used to, Hamber.

WriterLynn's writing a novel about BDSM? I wonder how many "shtooo (something)"s there will be: so good seems to be about the best qualifier/adjective her fat-crushed pea brain can come up with.

 

[D_Tractor]

Twenty bucks says she gains a stone between now and the appointment. And/or cancels.

Gallstones or the British weight measurement unit? I bet one of each.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

"oh i can reach" there is no way amber can reach her dainty place to get off without something like a stick. for example that stupid ass wiper from TV to do the job of rubbing for her. i wouldn't be shocked if she had one in general. one hand to hold the fupa, other for the stick.

 

[Murderous Anas]

Wondering how far in advance she prerecorded this video, since she's wearing Torrid necklace and not the Gucci one she got for Valentine's Day.

 

[peach tea]

I decided to put my wall of autism behind a spoiler so I don’t shit up the thread. It ended up being a longer rant than I expected. I’ll just leave this here lol

Spoiler: Why outpatient is never going to happen

I’m very curious as to where she would be going for this program. I looked up intensive/regular outpatient clinics in Lexington and there isn’t much. I didn’t actually watch the video so I don’t know if it’s an actual IOP or if it’s just outpatient, but if the latter is the case then she could have just been going to a therapist who specializes in EDs this whole time. A place where you go talk about your feelings every other week or whatever is just regular therapy, not a “program”. So assuming she did mean IOP, there are several reasons (aside from the fact that she has no intention of losing weight in general) that I think she’s full of shit;

Intensive outpatient is like having a full time job, you go and stay there from about 8am to 4 or 5pm pretty much every day except weekends. I just don’t see her getting up every day and making it there, let alone committing to that for the entire length of the program. Look at how she acted when she worked with Destiny, she was ok for awhile but then she started to find excuses to take days off or leave early. And that was at a place that was giving her money, this is a place to which she will be giving exponentially more money than she made at that job.

Which leads me to my second point, these programs are EXPENSIVE. There’s a reason why addiction is more prevalent for poor/homeless people. They literally can’t afford to get help and free programs that are actually worth the time and effort are like a unicorn. If she doesn’t have money for WLS then how does she have money for a long term program? They don’t do things on a “buy now, pay later” basis. You have to pay up front in one lump sum if you’re not insured. I did see a couple that worked on a sliding scale, but she obviously makes enough to live in a nice apartment and buy constant bullshit so they’re not going to cut her a break. They also take into consideration other household income whether you’re married/related to the person or not, so her girlfriend’s income will also be included if she is indeed helping with bills and expenses.

And then assuming she does go, how long will she keep up? Is she going to tell them that she has a YouTube channel that literally depends on her being a fat, manipulative, narcissistic liar with no self control to function? Is she going to tell them that she eats on camera for extra cash? Is she going to tell them that the reason she still has viewers is because starting and quitting diets, lying about things just enough for people to go on a scavenger hunt to figure out the truth and clickbaiting her obscene body are all things that keep people sucked into watching? If she doesn’t tell them, then the entire point of going and “getting help” is moot. She will absolutely never lose weight as long as shoveling ramen into her fat mouth can be monetized. If she does tell them, they will tell her to quit YouTube and as soon as they do, she will stop going.

There are other things too, like the fact that she can go home every day and order whatever food she wants, the fact that her girlfriend obviously isn’t going to hold her accountable and that she LIKES BEING FAT, but everything I said above are my main concerns. I wouldn’t even call them concerns because I honestly don’t give a fuck what she does, I just don’t have a better word right now. Doubts?

If people doxx the place though, the amount of calls they’re going to get about her channel…. Oof. She might as well not even lie about anything because some of her viewers are bat shit crazy enough to call and rant about her until their number is blacked. I’m sure they will get plenty of emails with links to her muckbangs and compilations of her lying and starting new diets, too.

Amber is so boring lol I want this to be s train wreck so bad lord

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I wonder which side Amber is on. Imma guess our left because it's set up like an armchair and footrest with a deep butt divot. Lol at the two pillows betwixt the two lovebirds to prevent touching in any way. Looks they don't even share blankets or sheets.

 

[Miltank]

Amber and Jade have separate beds in separate rooms so they're not both in the same bed at all

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber and Jade have separate beds in separate rooms so they're not both in the same bed at all

As I recall they made Becky's room the office with the standing desk. Is there a bed in there as well?

 

[Miltank]

Amber is in Becky's room now, she moved her bed into there so Jade could take the master BR (Al's previous room)

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber is in Becky's room now, she moved her bed into there so Jade could take the master BR (Al's previous room)

Yes, Amber also moved all her clothes from the master bedroom to the second bedroom. Amber and Jade are not in a relationship, they are roommates.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I decided to put my wall of autism behind a spoiler so I don’t shit up the thread. It ended up being a longer rant than I expected. I’ll just leave this here lol

Spoiler: Why outpatient is never going to happen

I’m very curious as to where she would be going for this program. I looked up intensive/regular outpatient clinics in Lexington and there isn’t much. I didn’t actually watch the video so I don’t know if it’s an actual IOP or if it’s just outpatient, but if the latter is the case then she could have just been going to a therapist who specializes in EDs this whole time. A place where you go talk about your feelings every other week or whatever is just regular therapy, not a “program”. So assuming she did mean IOP, there are several reasons (aside from the fact that she has no intention of losing weight in general) that I think she’s full of shit;

Intensive outpatient is like having a full time job, you go and stay there from about 8am to 4 or 5pm pretty much every day except weekends. I just don’t see her getting up every day and making it there, let alone committing to that for the entire length of the program. Look at how she acted when she worked with Destiny, she was ok for awhile but then she started to find excuses to take days off or leave early. And that was at a place that was giving her money, let alone a place that she’s giving money to.

Which leads me to my second point, these programs are EXPENSIVE. There’s a reason why addiction is more prevalent for poor/homeless people. They literally can’t afford to get help and free programs that actually help are like a unicorn. If she doesn’t have money for WLS then how does she have money for a long term program? They don’t do things on a “buy now, pay later” basis. You have to pay up front in one lump sum if you’re not insured. I did see a couple that worked on a sliding scale, but she obviously makes enough to live in a nice apartment and buy constant bullshit so they’re not going to cut her a break. They also take into consideration other household income whether you’re married/related to the person or not, so her girlfriend’s income will also be taken into consideration if she is indeed helping with bills and expenses.

And then assuming she does go, how long will she keep up? Is she going to tell them that she has a YouTube channel that literally depends on her being a fat, manipulative, narcissistic liar with no self control to function? Is she going to tell them that she eats on camera for extra cash? Is she going to tell them that the reason she still has viewers is because starting and quitting diets, lying about things just enough for people to go on a scavenger hunt to figure out the truth and clickbaiting her obscene body are all things that keep people sucked into watching? If she doesn’t tell them, then the entire point of going and “getting help” is moot. She will absolutely never lose weight as long as shoveling ramen into her fat mouth can be monetized. If she does tell them, they will tell her to quit YouTube and as soon as they do, she will stop going.

There are other things too, like the fact that she can go home every day and order whatever food she wants, the fact that her girlfriend obviously isn’t going to hold her accountable and that she LIKES BEING FAT, but everything I said above are my main concerns. I wouldn’t even call them concerns because I honestly don’t give a fuck what she does, I just don’t have a better word right now. Doubts?

If people doxx the place though, the amount of calls they’re going to get about her channel…. Oof. She might as well not even lie about anything because some of her viewers are bat shit crazy enough to call and rant about her until their number is blacked. I’m sure they will get plenty of emails with links to her muckbangs and compilations of her lying and starting new diets, too.

Amber is so boring lol I want this to be s train wreck so bad lord

I am not optimistic about this at all. Like you, I'm wondering about this video and when it was (pre)recorded. no weighin for the peasants?

Beyond that, it's just more bullshit. She could have been seeing a psychologist at any time. But didn't. She could have been working on losing weigh with Jenny Kreg (with whom she signed a 2-year contract, let's not forget), or WW, or Noom (RIP after one day, I guess). But didn't. I went through the comments, and some of them have been disappeared, just like in any third world fascist shithole for not being sufficiently supportive/praising Fat Hamber and expressing doubt that yet another thing she's going to quit after a couple of days is going to change anything.

My guess: she go for a couple of days, but only because the "gf" is cracking the whip. Then, just like everything else, she will suddenly stop talking about it and inform the viewers two months later that it "wasn't working" for her, so she stopped going and she's going back on (Jenny Kreg/WW/Noom. Why don't you shake it up a bit and try NutriSystem, Big Al? Seems like that's the only one you haven't flung money at only to quit.

 

[D_Tractor]

If she has to go somewhere in the car, she gets swolleeen, and she can't really fit in the car because she's swolleeeen. It's a vicious, vicious circle, which is a catch-22 tha tyou riihhhhly need to understand, shitlord! Or something like that. Gods forbid she actually work on losing some significant weight in all the time she isn't sitting her fat ass in the car.



I thought it was magnificent. The part about taking the scale on the airplane was a legit LOL molment. But my god, ZM, I hope you drank a gallon of water after all that.



That's a last hurrah sucker's bet.



It's amazing to behold. But I see there are doubters (who will no doubt get dogpiled by people who seem to have a gigantic black, blank spt when it comes to her history).



That is straight up bullshit, too. You don't get to wallow in "muh trauma" forever and expect people to give a fuck when you do, and have done, not a single fucking thing honestly or legitimately to help yourself.



It's fucking weird is what it is. I know peoplelike to root for an undersdog, but remember this, you commenters who lurk here: Big Al IS NOT an underdog. She's a lazy, stupid narc and troll who also happens to be a pathological liar.



Can you imagine anyone asking her about the various esters in those fragrances? Like, whuuuut?



Good thing she'll never be one.

Also, this announcement of hers is not being met with complete acclaim

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Barely 250 more likes than dislikes? These Day One things aren't bringing in the same gushing enthusiasm or views they used to, Hamber.

WriterLynn's writing a novel about BDSM? I wonder how many "shtooo (something)"s there will be: so good seems to be about the best qualifier/adjective her fat-crushed pea brain can come up with.

What do you call a baseball player that eats sunflower seeds watermelon?

Spoiler

"the designated spitter nigger."

 

[mekalekahi]

Is amber implying that wifey is slamming her with a strap on?? How?

 

[Constellationzero]

Is amber implying that wifey is slamming her with a strap on?? How?

"Borrowed" utility pole courtesy of Lexington Municipal city yard.

 

[Dona Morte]

Watched the last video and I NOT optimistic either.
Her views are down.
The striking campaigns did not work to help (STILL saying she did the incorrect people). (She also failed to capitalize on how much of a hypocrite people are to her - YDHB and Callie.)
She said she has an APPOINTMENT to go into impatient. With her amount of money that she makes she could do this the next day. There is NOTHING she needs to handle.
Jade is apparently there. All she would have to do is pre-pay the bills for maybe the next 1/2 year? (Not sure how long these things take, and NO I would not recommend her givng Jade ANY control of the money.)
So, do we want to bet about and excuse she will make up?
I vote for a car trouble or some depression day.

 

[King Fructose]

Is amber implying that wifey is slamming her with a strap on?? How?

For Amber:


For Jade:

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Watched the last video and I NOT optimistic either.
Her views are down.
The striking campaigns did not work to help (STILL saying she did the incorrect people). (She also failed to capitalize on how much of a hypocrite people are to her - YDHB and Callie.)
She said she has an APPOINTMENT to go into impatient. With her amount of money that she makes she could do this the next day. There is NOTHING she needs to handle.
Jade is apparently there. All she would have to do is pre-pay the bills for maybe the next 1/2 year? (Not sure how long these things take, and NO I would not recommend her givng Jade ANY control of the money.)
So, do we want to bet about and excuse she will make up?
I vote for a car trouble or some depression day.

It's hard to cry about "muh mentalz" when the point of the thing is that you'll be seeing an actual psychologist. She'll probably go a few times, decide she's "doeen better" and is in an "understandment" of herself, and quit. She's done that before, just like crazy people who get their meds squared away. They feel better, so of course they don't need their meds. So they stop, and go back to being uncontrolled crazy. Lather, rinse, repeat. Just like Big Al and all her diets.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Wondering how far in advance she prerecorded this video, since she's wearing Torrid necklace and not the Gucci one she got for Valentine's Day.

Well, considering the ramen mukbang
And therapy video were filmed the same
Day and she had the necklace on for ramen I’d say she had it on and took it off or put it on later. Unlike the choker, the heart necklace is not glued to her neck . Perhaps she does not feel one with it yet.