Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I just need more information about the weirdo that is Jade Francis. I mean, all we have is she attended university. Was seemingly athletic. Has a good job which, apparently needs a certain level of intelligence and yet she has relocated to another state, a flight away from her family, to live with an internet stranger. A 550lb narcissist, youtuber who is hated by her viewers. Who has admitted to having poor hygiene and has left her ex’s hating her. Has no close family and no friends at all. I cannot see the appeal in big al at all. Except to an obvious grifter who sees Al’s money? Even then, how does she bring herself to suck on big Al’s neck, let alone her 😸? Who is this Jade? Some fetishist of the obese and stinky? Is it like when overly stressed CEO’s need to see a sex worker to be punished and humiliated, or treat like babies in order to de-stress? Or is she an under cover ‘hater’ gathering info about big al in order to write her own tell all book? 😉
 
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Black-coffee-queen said:
I just need more information about the weirdo that is Jade Francis. I mean, all we have is she attended university. Was seemingly athletic. Has a good job which, apparently needs a certain level of intelligence and yet she has relocated to another state, a flight away from her family, to live with an internet stranger. A 550lb narcissist, youtuber who is hated by her viewers. Who has admitted to having poor hygiene and has left her ex’s hating her. Has no close family and no friends at all. I cannot see the appeal in big al at all. Except to an obvious grifter who sees Al’s money? Even then, how does she bring herself to suck on big Al’s neck, let alone her 😸? Who is this Jade? Some fetishist of the obese and stinky? Is it like when overly stressed CEO’s need to see a sex worker to be punished and humiliated, or treat like babies in order to de-stress? Or is she an under cover ‘hater’ gathering info about big al in order to write her own tell all book? 😉
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Is an Wifey an undercover agent that's trolling AL in the long run? Or is she a grifter with a modicum of shame and secrecy? I imagine she's the latter, as gworl got herself a shitty sports car. If she ever comes out with the hot deetz, I imagine she'll be laughed at and then lambasted off the internet. No matter which angle you look at it, it's skeevy as fuck.
 
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Sure you will, Amber. Sure you will. Also,
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Good news, you guise. She's down 18 ounces since starting Noom yesterday and she has an appointment she won't keep for "outpatient" she will fail at. Lidurlee seeing a binge eateeng ""psychologist""... next month. SO STOP TELLING HER TO GET HELP!!!!

In order to mitigate the rancid grease stink in her clothes, she uses three, yes three heavily perfumed laundry products.

Lidurlee a pluviophile.
 
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The amount of ambabies cheering her on. Pig is just trying to drum up as many views as possible before the next jewtube payout so gorl can binge hard. She won't last at this and will eat a fuckton of food offscreen, losing a whole pound in the next few weeks (video taken after her latest bowel movement so same content as last 8 years)
 
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God, the comments are ridiculous.

This lumpy cunt is suddenly an angel deserving of support because she's pretending to get ''help'' for her self diagnosed eating disorder?
Christ, if you pretend to be ill online you can basically be a complete sociopathic narc and everyone will still lick your gaping arsehole 'til their tongues are raw.

People are still throwing out the ''muh trauma'' excuses for her. It's not your fault Hambo, it's the cruel world.
Yeah, you're totally a fat bitch because of your ''trauma'' and not at all due to your grotesque greed.

At this point she could be videoed kicking a baby in the head but if she posts a video showing a fridge full of fruits and veg, she'd get these same people saying ''we only want the best for you''. I look forward to the inevitable pearl clutching when she dips out.
 
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It's so telling of who Amberlynn is that her version of a "perfume tour" was literally just saying the brand names of the perfumes to flex (when 95% of them are horrendous celebrity tie in fragrances anyway) - she didn't even tell us the name of the perfume itself? the scent? when she wears it? staying power? literally fucking anything lmao

god she would be the worst influencer in the world
 
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dfranki723 said:
People are still throwing out the ''muh trauma'' excuses for her. It's not your fault Hambo, it's the cruel world.
Yeah, you're totally a fat bitch because of your ''trauma'' and not at all due to your grotesque greed.
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Most people with actual diagnosed PTSD aren’t ham planets because of it.

I get sick of that excuse for her too. She’s proven herself to be a liar about almost every other aspect of her life, why wouldn’t she make up a bunch of stories about how she was a victim as a child?

I’m not saying she doesn’t have a mental illness either. But you can’t use your mental illness as an excuse for shitty behavior.
 
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She should know by now that she can't trust herself. She manipulates WW for extra points, she jumps from diet plan to diet plan and she can't stick to anything for more than a day without pigging out.

This is why people keep telling her to go to an inpatient service. She should know by now that relying on her own will power doesn't work. She can say all she wants that's she's terrified to die and wants to LIVE but in the end, her actions really confirm how she feels. She doesn't give two shits about her health and well being and would prefer to just eat what she wants, when she wants regardless of the consequences.

People will show their dedication to something by how much work they put in, especially when it's not fun or easy. Change is hard, it takes work. If her entire YouTube Weight Loss Journey has taught us anything, it's that she isn't capable of putting in any of the work.

edit: She is dressed like a giant toddler and i'm here for it.
 
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Alright, the newest video has a prominently healing hickey at or around 00:06:08 mark. Granted, it has been quite some time since I was last in middle school and received a hickey (oh, such PL, much blogging), but I don't remember them taking a month to heal.
So, several options:
1. This is not same hickey as she had a month ago.
2. Beetus skin ain't healin'. We been knowing that with the various scratches she has.
3. Old skin ain't healing'. (anyone had hickey's in their 30's lol? knows how long it takes them to heal?)
4. Fucking with the timeline again.

I'm gonna go with option 2 on this one.


Edit: Now that i've had a good proper look back at the hickey from before I'm leaning towards this is a brand new hickey, and, given the giant toddler attire, this might be considered child sexual abuse.
 
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