Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Autistic Asparagus]

This is just gonna be 50 shades but written from the perspective of some poor dainty youtuber bullied by haydurz, and her exotic black bulldyke carer dom.

With sentences like “she put her fingers into my period hole.”

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

New weight loss strategy - brush her teeth after every meal. The increased physical activity might get her down to 470.

Wipey's tattoos are shittier than Becky's. Is that a black thing?


Yeah, yeah it’s a black thing. They have a separate room, full of pics s’pecially for blacks to choose from. They have all the shitiest tatts, which are for nigga’s only. The ones hand-drawn by speds

 

[440088]

Am I mistaken? Didn't she vlog one time when she had cancer and the doctor told her it had been so long since she had stimulated her vagina, or been cleaned it out, or penetrated that it was really tight and hard to exam? I don't know what vlog it was but I swear I remember her telling us that the doctor actually had a difficult examine her because something about her hole and it was because it had been like literally left uncleaned/touched/whatever so long that the tissues were hard to move around or something. Does anybody else remember this?

 

[Princess Peetz]

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Whatever is going on in Kentucky, it’s nasty as fuck. Wifey, daddy, Jade, you’re nasty.

 

[Murderous Anas]

Am I mistaken? Didn't she vlog one time when she had cancer and the doctor told her it had been so long since she had stimulated her vagina, or been cleaned it out, or penetrated that it was really tight and hard to exam? I don't know what vlog it was but I swear I remember her telling us that the doctor actually had a difficult examine her because something about her hole and it was because it had been like literally left uncleaned/touched/whatever so long that the tissues were hard to move around or something. Does anybody else remember this?

She claimed her hymen was still intact and that the surgeon "repaired" it when she had her emergency surgery.

 

[Princess Peetz]

Christ, her personality is just getting faker and faker as we go. It's all so performative and transparent she just comes off as disingenuous. I mean, yeah not something new but it's noticeably getting worse to the point where this is just the character "Amber-Lynn" she puts on to rake in easy money. She used to put on fake personalities but you could still enjoy the retard train-wreck beneath the surface because she actually shared her life and personality. Now she's so protective we get 100% fake bitch and nothing genuine. Even the diet shit, there used to be a delusion idiot who expected these diets to work and now it's really just the fake character doing what the character does. Give it a month or two, she'll do Optavia again to try and rake in cheap views.

She’s not as overtly obvious as she once was, before the Wifey era. She’s definitely adopted Jade’s “chill” and “cool” personality- hence why she speaks the way she does, and acts the way she does currently. It’s ambers interpretation of a black woman. Amber is so transparent and that lacking of substance that these new behaviours can be spotted from a mile away.
However, there are still a lot of things to laugh at, just in this season of the Hamberlynn show you just gotta pay attention more closely. We’re never going to get her sperging out in Walmart again. But it’s fun to watch her buy cow printed dungarees and for her not see the irony in that.

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

Anyone else praying for the end of this Horny Lynn Snapchat era. I can’t go on the app without vomiting in my mouth

 

[peach tea]

Am I mistaken? Didn't she vlog one time when she had cancer and the doctor told her it had been so long since she had stimulated her vagina, or been cleaned it out, or penetrated that it was really tight and hard to exam? I don't know what vlog it was but I swear I remember her telling us that the doctor actually had a difficult examine her because something about her hole and it was because it had been like literally left uncleaned/touched/whatever so long that the tissues were hard to move around or something. Does anybody else remember this?

I’m not a doctor but I’m pretty sure that’s not how vaginas work. The whole “women get loose from having lots of sex” thing is mostly a myth. Even if you tear during vaginal childbirth, they stitch you up and it goes back to pretty much normal within a few weeks. They’re elastic for a reason thank god or no woman would ever want to fuck or reproduce. I have been reading some stuff since I saw your comment and the consensus based on everything I’ve seen is that it can become looser in the case of multiple vaginal deliveries and sometimes due to aging, but not always, especially if you do kegals regularly.

I don’t see anything that says not being penetrated or stimulated makes the muscles harden or close up. The closest thing I’ve seen to something like that is about the hymen growing back after long periods of time with no penetration. I also saw something that said inactivity can make the muscles take longer to loosen when something enters the vagina, but that it accommodates to the size of whatever is in it regardless. As far as the texture of the muscles, I read a couple articles that said the walls can wrinkle with age, but nothing about hardening. Honestly, that would be weird if it did happen considering every other muscle atrophies when not exercised for a long period of time, making them thinner and less dense. So if anything, I would think that more penetration would mean more hardening of the tissue rather than the other way around.

So long story short, Amber is an idiot as usual if that is what she claimed, but I don’t remember exactly what she said at the time. She would have to be a major deviation from what’s known about the female reproductive system for any of that to be true. She would be literally THE exception to the rule, if you will. We know she thinks she’s dainty and special, but science says she’s full of shit (and years worth of bacteria infested uterine lining and probably yeast… and FAT).

 

[FarmVille]

Am I mistaken? Didn't she vlog one time when she had cancer and the doctor told her it had been so long since she had stimulated her vagina, or been cleaned it out, or penetrated that it was really tight and hard to exam? I don't know what vlog it was but I swear I remember her telling us that the doctor actually had a difficult examine her because something about her hole and it was because it had been like literally left uncleaned/touched/whatever so long that the tissues were hard to move around or something. Does anybody else remember this?

I hope you are not a woman because "cleaning out" the vagina is not a thing anyone should attempt to do. The vagina is self cleaning and trying to put any kind of cleaning agent up their will fuck up the cycle and make it dirtier.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I hope you are not a woman because "cleaning out" the vagina is not a thing anyone should attempt to do. The vagina is self cleaning and trying to put any kind of cleaning agent up their will fuck up the cycle and make it dirtier.

Yet it's one of the first thing these MtFs ask, like it's some fetish. "How often a week should I douche?!" Unless it's different with a stinkditch, the answer is never. You're basically making your vagina gargle with bacteria for no reason.

 

[440088]

I hope you are not a woman because "cleaning out" the vagina is not a thing anyone should attempt to do. The vagina is self cleaning and trying to put any kind of cleaning agent up their will fuck up the cycle and make it dirtier.

yes, i know. The reason I remember it was because it was so strange a doctor would tell her that. Because from what I understand the vagina is a muscle and like... putting cleaning products inside your body orifices isnt a good idea. but thanks to that other kiwi i misremembered and she was talking about her hymen growing back or something. my apologies for bad wording. As I'm sure you guys have seen from my grammar errors throughout the deathfat boards I'm bad at english lol.

 

[FarmVille]

yes, i know. The reason I remember it was because it was so strange a doctor would tell her that. Because from what I understand the vagina is a muscle and like... putting cleaning products inside your body orifices isnt a good idea. but thanks to that other kiwi i misremembered and she was talking about her hymen growing back or something. my apologies for bad wording. As I'm sure you guys have seen from my grammar errors throughout the deathfat boards I'm bad at english lol.

Yeah hymens can't grow back, that's a myth but i doubt ALR could reach her vagina to check

 

[Fatty O'Blimpenstein]

She’s not as overtly obvious as she once was, before the Wifey era. She’s definitely adopted Jade’s “chill” and “cool” personality- hence why she speaks the way she does, and acts the way she does currently. It’s ambers interpretation of a black woman. Amber is so transparent and that lacking of substance that these new behaviours can be spotted from a mile away.
However, there are still a lot of things to laugh at, just in this season of the Hamberlynn show you just gotta pay attention more closely. We’re never going to get her sperging out in Walmart again. But it’s fun to watch her buy cow printed dungarees and for her not see the irony in that.

There is no way in hell she didn't know what she was doing with those cow-printed overalls.

 

[mekalekahi]

Picture jade hitting you up for a threesome and you walk in and amber is standing there in a kiss lip print torrid nightie, red lipstick and a I dream of genie ponytail.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Picture jade hitting you up for a threesome and you walk in and amber is standing there in a kiss lip print torrid nightie, red lipstick and a I dream of genie ponytail.

I'd want my money back from Jade the pimp.

 

[katebushnightcore]

“I’m writing a novel that is plotted around that topic”

Writer-Lynn, future NYT bestselling author and expert Laygo architect.

This is just gonna be 50 shades but written from the perspective of some poor dainty youtuber bullied by haydurz, and her exotic black bulldyke carer dom.

With sentences like “she put her fingers into my period hole.”

50 shades of laygs

 

[Owlflaps]

I'd want my money back from Jade the pimp.

That's assuming the participant isn't a feeder.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Ya'll professing that ALR is the exception to the rule when it comes to female anatomy...

She's also the exception to the rule of thermodynamics, in that she can eat only 1800 calories when she needs 2,934 calories to maintain at a bedbound rate of daily exertion and still gain for 5 years.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Being massively obese makes it harder for doctors to use a speculum to examine the vagina and cervix. I’m guessing that’s what the doctor was talking around. I’ve even heard that some speculums will buckle under the weight of someone Amber’s size.

 

[FickleFuck]

I am positive that the reason they had a hard time with her cooch issues is because of all the fat she carries in her gut. That shit is pressing down and making it damn near impossible for a vag doc to do shit down there. Her muscles are garbage and she's probably all prolapsed or will be, especially now that her uterus was yeeted. Older women that have their shit yoinked out and since their muscle tone is about gone too, things will end up hanging out of there and they have to get corrective surgery to put things back up where they belong. Imagine the day Hambutt goes to wipe and there's a penis-like length of intestine busting out her dainty hole.