Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

But I thought our gorl hated anything penetrating her dainty little period hole?? Is this, along with the troon voice and sassy black persona, something else she's picked up from Wipey?

She was "asked" that on snapchat and said not any more. Which, BTW, Big Al, is also unrealistic. You don't go from zero to "fuck me hard, daddy" like that.

I suppose she's thinking of someone having their face in the clit area while stuffing a hand up her vajinky? Considering her size I would think there should really be a team of people at work there, for safety's sake.

Pretty sure that's exactly what she means/thinks, and also pretty sure that like every other one of these highly sexualized, stupid questions she's asking herself, is complete and utter bullshit. One person to hold the fupa. Two people to spread her legs. One person going on the kamikaze mission between her legs. And they have to be strong people, because otherwise, if she orgasmed, without those people in place, whoever's down on her would get their hand broken, their skull crushed, and their spine snapped by her monstrous body parts.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Nor without:

* Peppermint oil
* 3M mask
* HAZMAT certification
* A pith hat
* And a Nature Show Host

* Jaws of Life

 

[Kier Starmer]

The sex questions are nothing more than plants to plant the seed she has sexual activity after Becky revealed that our assumptions about their relationship were true. It was sexless and purely monetary, Becky was a live-in carer. It's fooling nobody though. I think she thinks that people think her filtered image is her real size but it's far from it. She has gone a year looking the exact same and she was 569. She is clearly still that weight and fooling the scale.

 

[FatalTater]

A Redditor waited until now to upload a very short video of Amber and Becky in the wild taken at Kroeger back in July 2020.View attachment 2999885

Amber is half as wide as the car, if not more. How quirky.

 

[inquizadoor]

New weight loss strategy - brush her teeth after every meal. The increased physical activity might get her down to 470.

Wipey's tattoos are shittier than Becky's. Is that a black thing?

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.....why is her toothpaste kept in the shower

 

[Insulin reid]

.....why is her toothpaste kept in the shower

Some people brush their teeth in the shower. I have a sneaking suspicion that amber cant either reach the medicine cabinet without putting her fupa on the counter like chantal or doesnt have a medicine cabinet to not reach with her t-rex arms but also cant put it on the countertop because she probably knocks shit over with her massive shelf ass/love handle wings she shifts around.

Tin foil hat theories aside if its not out in the open she probably forgets to brush. Out of sight out of mind.

 

[pot of sneed]

A Redditor waited until now to upload a very short video of Amber and Becky in the wild taken at Kroeger back in July 2020View attachment 2999885

Seen it before, it's old.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Some people brush their teeth in the shower. I have a sneaking suspicion that amber cant either reach the medicine cabinet without putting her fupa on the counter like chantal or doesnt have a medicine cabinet to not reach with her t-rex arms but also cant put it on the countertop because she probably knocks shit over with her massive shelf ass/love handle wings she shifts around.

Tin foil hat theories aside if its not out in the open she probably forgets to brush. Out of sight out of mind.

She’s not in the shower enough for it to be in sight.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

New weight loss strategy - brush her teeth after every meal. The increased physical activity might get her down to 470.

If Fatty brushes her teeth after every meal, she'll weigh 150 elbees by July

She was "asked" that on snapchat and said not any more. Which, BTW, Big Al, is also unrealistic. You don't go from zero to "fuck me hard, daddy" like that.



Pretty sure that's exactly what she means/thinks, and also pretty sure that like every other one of these highly sexualized, stupid questions she's asking herself, is complete and utter bullshit. One person to hold the fupa. Two people to spread her legs. One person going on the kamikaze mission between her legs. And they have to be strong people, because otherwise, if she orgasmed, without those people in place, whoever's down on her would get their hand broken, their skull crushed, and their spine snapped by her monstrous body parts.

I'd imagine if she's not virgin, she's very inexperienced.
By God, I hope all involved don't discover that Big AL's a squirter. Now that really would be an OH MA GAH

.....why is her toothpaste kept in the shower

Because she doesn't use it for showering, It's used as a toilet. Why'd you think she had no shampoo etc there and made a point of showing us her putting shampoo in those tacky wastes of money? All to convince us how clean she is. I don't believe she bothers brushing her teeth too often, either.

 

[let's play ball]

Pretty sure that's exactly what she means/thinks, and also pretty sure that like every other one of these highly sexualized, stupid questions she's asking herself, is complete and utter bullshit. One person to hold the fupa. Two people to spread her legs. One person going on the kamikaze mission between her legs. And they have to be strong people, because otherwise, if she orgasmed, without those people in place, whoever's down on her would get their hand broken, their skull crushed, and their spine snapped by her monstrous body parts.

That got me thinking, what about spreader bars? She would prolly need more than one, to push away all the fat on the laygs. Plus one positioned kinda between her laygs and cooch to get the fupa out the way.

Maybe jade the builder already crafted a scaffolding-contraption type deal like that?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Seen it before, it's old.

Still shocking though!
here is the meijer one taken last year for reference.

 

[Pirateporkchop]

So wifey and big al are clearly having a DD/LG moment.

 

[dfranki723]

.....why is her toothpaste kept in the shower

Because she's a retard.

 

[D_Tractor]

Seen it before, it's old.

Different video

 

[David Byrne]

.....why is her toothpaste kept in the shower

I second the idea she uses her shower as her place to shit, piss, rinse her body (and her hair on a bi-monthly basis), and brush her teeth. No need to waddle from the toilet to the sink to the shower. Wouldn't be surprised if she had one of these in there that she isn't showing on camera.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I second the idea she uses her shower as her place to shit, piss, rinse her body (and her hair on a bi-monthly basis), and brush her teeth. No need to waddle from the toilet to the sink to the shower. Wouldn't be surprised if she had one of these in there that she isn't showing on camera.

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As if that could hold her weight

 

[peach tea]

“I’m writing a novel that is plotted around that topic”

Writer-Lynn, future NYT bestselling author and expert Laygo architect.

 

[Owlflaps]

“I’m writing a novel that is plotted around that topic”

Writer-Lynn, future NYT bestselling author and expert Laygo architect.

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Imagining this hog getting tied up and squealing has put me off pork. Permanently.

 

[Yellow Monday]

So, if she’s going to stay boring we can at least get a glimpse of laygs another way …

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

“I’m writing a novel that is plotted around that topic”

Writer-Lynn, future NYT bestselling author and expert Laygo architect.

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This is just gonna be 50 shades but written from the perspective of some poor dainty youtuber bullied by haydurz, and her exotic black bulldyke carer dom.