Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[David Byrne]

Amberlynn only ever opens her door to pick up an Uber Eats delivery. It seems like she only cares about allergies when it provides her with an excuse not to go outside. After all, it's never stopped her from eating ayygs.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Ramen servings are like those muffins or bagels that are counted as two or more servings on the nutrition label, even if they aren't the giant ones that are the size of your head where that makes sense. I don't think I've ever eaten a third of a bagel solely for serving purposes. Using half of the seasoning packet is reasonable considering it's mostly just salt anyway, but if I want Maruchan I'm cooking and eating the whole damn block.

Which reminds me. I was recently gifted an individually wrapped whoopie pie at work by a co worker that claimed they were delicious. Looked at the nutrition label. The package was two servings. Most people would eat that thing in one sitting. It was like Little Debbie sized too.

I know Amber has claimed to have some sort of seasonal allergy in the past, but I can't remember what. Even if she experienced hay fever it's not like she's been outside in like two years anyway. Can we even count the number of times she left in 2021 on both hands?

Food industry uses ridiculously small serving sizes so their really unhealthy food looks less unhealthy. In my country there is a color-system on food packaging, based on nutritional value per serving, to tell you immediately how healthy something is. Mainly to prevent kids from eating like shit. (I know SUPER fatphobic.) And our food industry has been trying to cheat with tiny serving sizes, esp. on all the foods children like. And yes, nobody eats half a package of Ramen or one third of a bagel.

Pollen are around all year long and can get into the house in numerous ways. Like spores, they are everywhere. Just open the window or door a tiny bit on a sunny and windy day. I don't think she has pollen filters on the windows or a Hepa air cleaner or vacuum. Could also be dust mites. I doubt she cleans the mattress or sheets often. And I do remember Amber saying she was allergic to cats. And she has two of them. I could be wrong though.
But Amber doesn't understand allergies very well. She doesn't even understand the difference between an intolerance (her egg problem) which involves the digestive tract and an actual allergy which involves the immune system. Her diet full of histamine, salicylic acid and tyramine would cause allergy-like symptoms too. She has been shoveling those snack packs into her gob for a while now. How she is not puking all the time is a mystery to me.

 

[#1DeathFat]

Amber also claims to be allergic to her cats as well.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Amber also claims to be allergic to her cats as well.

Sometimes she is and sometimes she isn’t.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I won't say that simply because she has her cats means she's lying about being allergic to them. I myself had an allergy screening done and they found that not only am I highly allergic to a plethora of tree pollens, grasses, wasps and fire ants, I also am mildly allergic to dog and cat fur and dander - no hypoallergenic animals for me. I still own my cat, though, because fuck it. I take my daily Zyrtec and give my obnoxious cat brain kisses because I can. Allergies aren't a reason to not own an animal if your allergies are mild.

But we all know ALR is full of shit and lies like it's going out of style.

Plus I'll bet dumbfuckopotomus here doesn't know you can actually be referred to allergen specialists to be screened for exactly what you're allergic to, so allegations of allergies won't be baseless. (aka: she's self diagnosing like a fiend and she's probably just got dust mites actively crawling in her nose.)

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

When was the last time Amber had her candied chicken anyway?

It's been awhile, since she sure as hell wasn't going to treat Becky to CF after breaking up, and there's no way for her to get there. She could have gotten it via Uber Eats, I suppose, but I'm betting she treats physically going to the restaurant like Muslims making their hajj.

I remember at one point that Twinkie was 16 pounds? And when the vet tried to tell Amber that Twinkie desperately needed to lose weight that she basically did the fatty equivalent of "big but hulthy" for her dog. Between her weight and Amber never walking her or trimming her nails, I have no doubt that Twinkie's joints are fucked.

"I'm guessing like nine pounds?"
"Yeah, about that."

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For the pedofeeder crowd: dress like a schoolchild, lick the lips in anticipation of chowing down. Going hard after those niche demos, Fatty.

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Most competitive eaters don't get that red in the face while horsing through the food of the day, Sodium Girl.

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Now do it again with Cheesecake Factory orange chicken.

"My crap food burns me at both ends
It will not last the night;
But no labels should you read my friends,
Lest you die of fright."
- Edna St Vincent Moolay

I do hope your panic at your dwindling funds is satisfyeeeen to you. I'M certainly enjoying it.

10 outta 10 recommend

Sometimes, people get exactly what they deserve.

I have to say it...I miss the god damn fag shanty...I don't like this season, I don't like the cast and I hate the location... the beast was never really entertaining on her own but with a little bit of supporting cast I could tolerate her. Now it's almost 'steril'. Even her disgusting moo-k-bungs don't do it for me...

I rather liked the Eric & Ricky. Sure, ones a muppet and the other is a racist queen, but they were entertaining.

she's like this insecure girl from school that pretends she's going away on the weekends to meet her out of town boyfriend...

Guess the "gf" is working her up to a threesome. "Let's go over to my "friend's" place this weekend. He has a full fridge!"

I’m just wondering where she sleeps when she “stays at a friend’s.” I wouldn’t let her on any bed I owned.

Mattress on the floor. It's probably one of the conditions the "gf" lays down when they go visit "friends".

Just so everyone has an idea, high blood sugar (which big al the carb lover always has a constant insulin high) leads to lack of vaginal lubrication. But the sweat down there form never changing her pants and or moving thus creating a moist humid climate like a big armpit, might keep it form not being dry and in fact full of bacteria. She might even get some nice discharge from her cellulitis. There you go.

Go to hell, fellow asshole. I'm eating breakfast here.

Re. pollen in KY: not yet, but it's coming.

 

[440088]

Eric could just about hide his dislike of Amber behind bitchy gay comments that she was too stupid to pick up on, but Ricky oozed contempt for her from every pore. We didn't know how good we had it.

God, I use to think Eric was boring as fuck. Just nothing but rocks in his gay little head.
But I guess like you said. We didn't know how good we had it. Because I had no idea that little fag was breathing what little life was left into the amberverse.
Goddamn I remember actively posting about how fucking boring the kentucky daycare arc was. But it was leagues better than this shit we get now.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Sometimes she is and sometimes she isn’t.

She just knows what works for her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Big Al - since we know you read here - let me explain something to you. I know you didn't pay attention in school like you were supposed to, and you revel in your own stupidity as if being a dumbass is some kind of badge of honor when it isn't. But let me tell you something. This



is not physically possible unless there are three or four people on you. It absolutely is not possible if it's just your "gf" alone. Nobody believes these idiotic, shitty questions you're asking yourself just so you can prove to all the haydurs that you have sex. You are not now, nor have you ever been, a sexual creature, and no one is going down on you and fingering you at the same time without an entire support team.

I guess those minors you've said from time to time who watch your bullshit don't matter when it comes time for you to try to put one over on HN. It'll for sure be amusing to people googling your name for whatever reason, like - just spitballin' here - any reality show. Or a potential employer. Maybe they'll mistake you for that porn actress, hey? Or maybe they'll just add this juvenile nonsense (along with the hickeys) to the pile of reasons you are, in fact, a terrible person.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

But I thought our gorl hated anything penetrating her dainty little period hole?? Is this, along with the troon voice and sassy black persona, something else she's picked up from Wipey?

 

[FatalTater]

This



is not physically possible

I suppose she's thinking of someone having their face in the clit area while stuffing a hand up her vajinky? Considering her size I would think there should really be a team of people at work there, for safety's sake.

 

[D_Tractor]

A Redditor waited until now to upload a very short video of Amber and Becky in the wild taken at Kroeger back in July 2020.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

A Redditor waited until now to upload a very short video of Amber and Becky in the wild taken at Kroeger back in July 2020.View attachment 2999885

Omg, I can hear that cart screaming for help. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s broken a few of those.

 

[Owlflaps]

I suppose she's thinking of someone having their face in the clit area while stuffing a hand up her vajinky? Considering her size I would think there should really be a team of people at work there, for safety's sake.

I think "cow getting artificially inseminated" is how Amber gets sex.

 

[let's play ball]

Sometimes she is and sometimes she isn’t.

Isn't it the same with her aygg allergy?

But I thought our gorl hated anything penetrating her dainty little period hole?? Is this, along with the troon voice and sassy black persona, something else she's picked up from Wipey?

It all started when jade's finger accidentally slipped thru the paper while wiping...

A Redditor waited until now to upload a very short video of Amber and Becky in the wild taken at Kroeger back in July 2020.View attachment 2999885

Lmao @ her ass being 3 times as wide as the seat

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I suppose she's thinking of someone having their face in the clit area while stuffing a hand up her vajinky? Considering her size I would think there should really be a team of people at work there, for safety's sake.

Imagine having a gorlfriend so fat that you have to do a risk assessment and make sure your life insurance is up to date, before you go down on her.

A Redditor waited until now to upload a very short video of Amber and Becky in the wild taken at Kroeger back in July 2020.View attachment 2999885

Slap bang in the middle of when no one knew what the Hell was happening with the Wu Flu and Fatty was not vaccinated. Remind me again about the part where she doesn't go out now because of her COVID-1984 fears.
Just like Thumby said; Fatty would use any excuse to not leave the house or even leave the couch.

 

[Pippeyy]

A Redditor waited until now to upload a very short video of Amber and Becky in the wild taken at Kroeger back in July 2020.View attachment 2999885

Seeing her out in the wild is crazy. This was right before she got her reproductive system yeeted. Those doctors and nurses deserve hazard pay for that.

 

[Constellationzero]

and no one is going down on you and fingering you at the same time without an entire support team.

Nor without:

* Peppermint oil
* 3M mask
* HAZMAT certification
* A pith hat
* And a Nature Show Host

 

[Scrumption]

Food industry uses ridiculously small serving sizes so their really unhealthy food looks less unhealthy. In my country there is a color-system on food packaging, based on nutritional value per serving, to tell you immediately how healthy something is. Mainly to prevent kids from eating like shit. (I know SUPER fatphobic.) And our food industry has been trying to cheat with tiny serving sizes, esp. on all the foods children like. And yes, nobody eats half a package of Ramen or one third of a bagel.

Pollen are around all year long and can get into the house in numerous ways. Like spores, they are everywhere. Just open the window or door a tiny bit on a sunny and windy day. I don't think she has pollen filters on the windows or a Hepa air cleaner or vacuum. Could also be dust mites. I doubt she cleans the mattress or sheets often. And I do remember Amber saying she was allergic to cats. And she has two of them. I could be wrong though.
But Amber doesn't understand allergies very well. She doesn't even understand the difference between an intolerance (her egg problem) which involves the digestive tract and an actual allergy which involves the immune system. Her diet full of histamine, salicylic acid and tyramine would cause allergy-like symptoms too. She has been shoveling those snack packs into her gob for a while now. How she is not puking all the time is a mystery to me.

I was thinking the same thing about dust mites. Pollen is around year-round, but it isn't airborne this time of year where she is, so I have doubts that it is the cause. If pollen was the issue, she could use an air ionizer or air purifier to ground the particles or filter them out of the air. Since ALR only stands up when she is motivated by food that she can't reach from her bed, she probably doesn't dust. The lack of hygiene contributes to the dust build-up because of shed skin cells, so I am in the camp that she is just experiencing a dust allergy.

 

[New & Improved Username]

New weight loss strategy - brush her teeth after every meal. The increased physical activity might get her down to 470.

Wipey's tattoos are shittier than Becky's. Is that a black thing?