Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
If anything Twinkie is probably a Jack-Chi, Jack Russel mix. They are fantastic dogs and very territorial due to their Jack Russel genes. Twinkie is quite territorial too which is sometimes common in Chihuahua breeds but not a major factor, they are incredible though a very loving breed. Those bark boxes are full of crap though and a Chihuahua will walk for hours. Out of the small dog breeds, they can walk the longest, I got a toy poodle instead of a chi-chi because the behavior mostly but countryside walking was a factor in my purchase.

She has no excuse though because they can walk for hours with water breaks Hell a Chihuahua only needs up to a cup of food a day. I bet she is that type of bitch that leaves food out for the dog, we know she does that for the cats.

Glad to see fatty really needing money with a clickbait as fuck mookbong.
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Twinkie is 100% a purebreed shorthaired chihuahua. She's too long and tall to win a best of breed but both her parents were the same breed. Not every chihuahua can fit in your purse. The only thing wrong with her is she is FAT and my dog would not have sex with her.
 
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trainwreck1166 said:
Is it just me or is going to stay at your friends house overnight with your SO odd? I'm assuming she is staying over because of the scale comment.
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It is especially strange when the friends in question live within an hour of you.

I’m wondering if Jade is actually going or if she has to go out of town for a weekend and is dropping Amber at a babysitter.
 
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Autistic Asparagus said:
It is especially strange when the friends in question live within an hour of you.

I’m wondering if Jade is actually going or if she has to go out of town for a weekend and is dropping Amber at a babysitter.
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I was thinking along the same lines, but wondered if Fatty was being kicked out of her own apartment so Mama Jade could 'entertain' a friend ?
 
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some cunt said:
The gaycare was truly the golden age we never appreciated, especially with Eric's own channel shading our hog and capturing the most unflattering angles of her in his videos complimented by the comments of his bum-chum husbando.
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Eric could just about hide his dislike of Amber behind bitchy gay comments that she was too stupid to pick up on, but Ricky oozed contempt for her from every pore. We didn't know how good we had it. :heart-empty:
 
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Xenomorph said:
Ramen dryer than her dead cooch
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Just so everyone has an idea, high blood sugar (which big al the carb lover always has a constant insulin high) leads to lack of vaginal lubrication. But the sweat down there form never changing her pants and or moving thus creating a moist humid climate like a big armpit, might keep it form not being dry and in fact full of bacteria. She might even get some nice discharge from her cellulitis. There you go.
 
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Tiki Bar Man said:
Just so everyone has an idea, high blood sugar (which big al the carb lover always has a constant insulin high) leads to lack of vaginal lubrication. But the sweat down there form never changing her pants and or moving thus creating a moist humid climate like a big armpit, might keep it form not being dry and in fact full of bacteria. She might even get some nice discharge from her cellulitis. There you go.
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Fuck you for that image!!!!
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Eric could just about hide his dislike of Amber behind bitchy gay comments that she was too stupid to pick up on, but Ricky oozed contempt for her from every pore. We didn't know how good we had it. :heart-empty:
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Which is exactly what we said about the Density era when we were getting sick of the fag shanty and also hoping the move to Lexington would stir things up.

FatAl has one direction and it's straight down.
 
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POV: hamber goes down on you for 'clit things'
 
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Tiki Bar Man said:
Just so everyone has an idea, high blood sugar (which big al the carb lover always has a constant insulin high) leads to lack of vaginal lubrication. But the sweat down there form never changing her pants and or moving thus creating a moist humid climate like a big armpit, might keep it form not being dry and in fact full of bacteria. She might even get some nice discharge from her cellulitis. There you go.
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You cant out gross me.. I bet Amber has ass and twat yeast. I bet her underwear looks like when you boil pork ribs and the fat rises to a froth up top
 
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Tiki Bar Man said:
She for sure see ramen, even two packs, as just a snack. There has been a few videos were she says this and it's just so fucking ridiculous. Mind you that's 4 portions of ramen for just a snack
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This bitch consumed 3,080 mg of sodium just from the ramen. That's not counting the sausage!
 
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D_Tractor said:
"servings per container: 2"
literally no one in history has ever eaten half a pack of ramen.
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You put in the whole Ramen or there's something wrong with you. But you only have one.


But, ARE allergies common this time of year? It's CLEARLY a very important question
 
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Shitted Scaredless said:
You put in the whole Ramen or there's something wrong with you. But you only have one.


But, ARE allergies common this time of year? It's CLEARLY a very important question
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Ramen servings are like those muffins or bagels that are counted as two or more servings on the nutrition label, even if they aren't the giant ones that are the size of your head where that makes sense. I don't think I've ever eaten a third of a bagel solely for serving purposes. Using half of the seasoning packet is reasonable considering it's mostly just salt anyway, but if I want Maruchan I'm cooking and eating the whole damn block.

Which reminds me. I was recently gifted an individually wrapped whoopie pie at work by a co worker that claimed they were delicious. Looked at the nutrition label. The package was two servings. Most people would eat that thing in one sitting. It was like Little Debbie sized too.

I know Amber has claimed to have some sort of seasonal allergy in the past, but I can't remember what. Even if she experienced hay fever it's not like she's been outside in like two years anyway. Can we even count the number of times she left in 2021 on both hands?
 
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