Mr. Ghoul
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Pardon my ignorance but wtf does "DRS" stand for?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Bitch, just buy a bag of nacho Doritos.
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lul, she took a swipe at Nikocado. At least she'll get something like a bath with all those tears she'll spill when he slaps back with another hilarious parody of her.
One taco is only 170 calories! Not bad!
*eats 850 calories worth of tacos*
One taco is only 170 calories! Not bad!
*eats 850 calories worth of tacos*
smeckt
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Those tacos does not look 170 calories worth eating
WasabiPasta
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Trollynn back in full force, eating her way to the grave, love that for her.
Fat Al the dietician on Doritos los tacos: "the simplicity but the flavor is like crazy, lidurally it's just meat, lettuce and cheese"
No you fat fuck, this is NOT simple, far from it, like all fast food it is designed by clever nerds in lab coats and intended to make addicts like you consoom 5 of them in a single sitting.
Here's the ingredient list btw:
Fat Al the dietician on Doritos los tacos: "the simplicity but the flavor is like crazy, lidurally it's just meat, lettuce and cheese"
No you fat fuck, this is NOT simple, far from it, like all fast food it is designed by clever nerds in lab coats and intended to make addicts like you consoom 5 of them in a single sitting.
Here's the ingredient list btw:
Seasoned Beef: Beef, water, seasoning [cellulose, chili pepper, maltodextrin, salt, oats, soy lecithin, spices, tomato powder, sugar, onion powder, citric acid, natural flavors (including smoke flavor), torula yeast, cocoa, disodium inosinate & guanylate, dextrose, lactic acid, modified corn starch], salt, sodium phosphates. Contains: Soy, Doritos® Locos Taco Nacho Cheese Shell: Ground corn, vegetable oil (sunflower, canola, corn, and/or soybean oil), corn flour, seasoning (maltodextrin, salt, cheddar cheese, whey, monosodium glutamate, buttermilk, romano cheese, whey protein concentrate, onion powder, disodium phosphate, natural and artificial flavor, dextrose, tomato powder, lactose, spices, turmeric and annatto (VC), lactic acid, citric acid, sugar, garlic powder, nonfat milk, red and green bell pepper powder, disodium inosinate & guanylate, yellow 5 & 6 (C), caramel color (C), red 40 (C)). Contains: Milk, Iceberg Lettuce: Fresh iceberg lettuce [certified vegan], Cheddar Cheese: Cheddar cheese (cultured pasteurized milk, salt, enzymes, annatto (VC)), anti-caking agent. Contains: Milk [certified vegetarian]
Italian Ghost
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Well to be fair she did leave that mound of lettuce on her wrapper. So let's say 840 to be more precise.
She's a dainty girl who can only eat so much, after all.
My Cat Is Racist
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She looks like she either is or has been crying in both of these.
We don't get the usual eating noises and moaning. I can only assume she's not enjoying her food as much or is at least feeling depressed. Love that.
When in doubt, pinky out!! So Dainty.
OK, so usually I can get through these pretty easily but this one was a slog. 1/10 Trollyn is trolling but is also really fucking boring. Talks about how she stopped weighing herself daily as she thinks that's what the doctors will tell her to do. "They'll probably have me eat intuitively and not weigh myself"
Sure Jan. That's been working pretty well for you up to this point, right? She really thinks she's going to go in there (if she actually goes to the appointment) and will be praised for her progress and ability to count calories. The delusion continues as she races back to 600 pounds.
"I"m a dietician ya'll! I only have one client though and his name is Nicholas" I imagine this is a dig at Nikocado Avocado? She tries far too hard.
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The vegetables are discarded...
Tea Sipper
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Apologies if this has been discussed before, but is the beef between her and Nick genuine? I know that Nick is mostly just an act and Big AL has a penchant for trolling, but I remember they used to be friends. She would mention him by name in her videos a lot. I know that Nick and Orlin take constant digs at her now but are they just trolling too?
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No one should have a favorite food from Taco Bell...unless they're drunk and need some shit to eat after a night of partying, not a sober night at home being a fat fuck basic bitch.
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I think it’s almost certainly an act for the camera. If they work together they can be about as clever as the average person.
Alternative theory: they are rubbing gunts on the worlds strongest bed…
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* Greasy hair: Check.
* Red nose like Rudolph: Check.
* About to cry facial expression: Check.
* Neckbeard Dorito dusted sausage fingers: Check.
* Rolleeen eyes: Check.
* Pinky finger out while Hoovering the Trenta Industrial sized full sugar Pepsi: Check.
Covering all the FatboyGetDown basics. Just without the grody dancing. LOVE that for HURR!
Mr. Ghoul: DRS is the Department of Rehabilitation. DHS is Department of Human Services. BOLTH offices are combined in one in my city, so the DRS/DHS have case managers for one, the other, or both--depending on the client's actual case or needs. But DHS covers mostly things like WIC, SNAP, EBT, Section 8, while DRS covers elder care, disability, intellectual/developmental disabilities and things like that.
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Her fingers were caked in dorito dust and she touched her Gucci necklace.
Amber is hilarious. She acts super boujee and fancy especially now that she drives around in a new car with her classy dyke gf but her taste in food is still so trashy. Like doordashing arbys and eating top ramen daily washed down with hot Cheetos.
I’ll never forget when her and Becky first moved to Lexington, people spotted little ceasers pizzas in the back seat. Like she can’t even expand her options to a nice pizzeria in the city it’s still chain garbage.
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Of course she is. Which is why I think she's comfortable like this. All of her "Gawd I'm ashaaaameed of the way I look u guise" molmens seem fake as fuck. When she was still somewhat out in the world. As in...out going to grocery stores. She'd be filmeen herself touching every item in the store and whenever she'd catch a glimpse of herself in the camera she'd purse her lips at herself and stare for a second or two.
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Fat Al seems like the type of person who would hate actual tacos but love Taco Bell trash. Those Doritos tacos are an abomination. Imagine her recoiling in disgust if someone gave her a real birria taco.
Chía P.
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When (not if) the cancer is back you think she will remember she's supposed to cry for sympathy or just go with her motto "It is what it is"?
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Fuckin excuse you. One of her best molmens was trying orange chicken from panda express and saying "Mmmmmm! But you can tell it's not, like...authentic"
A faux chinese but actually american dish from the place that invented it isn't authentic.
My Cat Is Racist
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I can't imagine her enjoying anything other than "Tex Mex". Fresh lime, fresh cilantro, slow cooked meat. She would take one wiff of it, make the yuck face then refuse to taste it.
I can't imagine she can taste much though to be honest. Her food is always so overloaded with sodium, it's probably all she can taste at this point.
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I believe it's genuine, on Niko's part, anyway. The parodies he's done of her are both hilarious and biting. Amber squirted out some tears after she got wind of the first one because muh feelings and I though we were "friends."
Amber's black and sassy now, so she thought she'd take a swipe, but she hasn't the intelligence, the wit, the thick skin, nor the comedic chops to go gunt to gunt with Nik, no matter how highly she thinks of herself.
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I think I'm going to have to write up a recap of this, because I'm so totally pissed off at a user, and I'd hate to get sent down for murder (although honestly, I think any reasonable person could see it as justified). Might as well take it out on Big Al.
If you ever play baseball or softball, the coach always tells you to keep your head down and watch the ball all the way in, then watch it as it leaves the bat, and not jerk your head up when you hit it (because that motion affects your arms, and you won't get as solid a hit). I think they could put together film on this topic using just the way Big Ham watches the next bite of her food.
Looks like Hamber is one of the red-nosed species of drinkers. Keep it up, Hamber! Change that NAFLD into full-fledged cirrhosis.
Pinkies up! So dainty!
She just isn't smart enough or funny enough to engage in actual catfighting.
If you ever play baseball or softball, the coach always tells you to keep your head down and watch the ball all the way in, then watch it as it leaves the bat, and not jerk your head up when you hit it (because that motion affects your arms, and you won't get as solid a hit). I think they could put together film on this topic using just the way Big Ham watches the next bite of her food.
Looks like Hamber is one of the red-nosed species of drinkers. Keep it up, Hamber! Change that NAFLD into full-fledged cirrhosis.
Pinkies up! So dainty!
She just isn't smart enough or funny enough to engage in actual catfighting.