Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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If she had cancer and she was shooooo scared then why hasn’t she been following up? Why hasn’t she lost weight so she can get a PET scan?
Because she feels fine.
Amber only got scared because she was literally bleeding to death.
She made promises to finally take her heath serious because she was scared and in shock.
Now she isn't anymore.

She can't know for sure if her cancer really is gone, but as long as she's not actively dying again, she doesn't care.

The farthest she's able to think ahead is what she's gonna order for her next meal. She ain't gonna worry about something that could affect her in months or maybe years.
 
Dear god people, that was just @Xenomorph making a joke. I hope she’s having a good laugh at the idiots. That woman in the pic is at least 100+ pounds lighter than Amber.

I actually cannot believe you guys are debating if the photo is her or not. This thread has hit peak retardation.
Seriously.
 
If anyone is interested iNabber has a new one out called “The Horrific Lies of AmberLynn Reid”.
lol "horrific"

Her lies are stupid, pathological, compulsive, and mundane.

Unless she has her negro running over sacks of kittens in her brand new overpriced car and then lying about it, lidrulee none of her lies are "horrific."

Unless she's putting infants in a hydraulic press and selling the squeezings to a hot dog factory and lying about it, lidurlee none of her lies are horrific.

Don't even fucking @ me with MUH RAPE ACCUSATIONS!!!!!
 
Watching Justine's stream, and Amberlynn keeps bringing up the mailbox (it's a compilation vid). Did anyone ever find out how far the mailbox is from her apartment? From the way she talks about it it's outside, but I wasn't able to locate it via street view or satellite maps. My best guess is it's the little square building near the gigantic chess sculpture?
 
Dear god people, that was just @Xenomorph making a joke. I hope she’s having a good laugh at the idiots. That woman in the pic is at least 100+ pounds lighter than Amber.


Seriously.
Fair enough, I was doubting the source and not the content though.

Did Amber claim either of the photos were of her or are they both just posted for fun?
 
Watching Justine's stream, and Amberlynn keeps bringing up the mailbox (it's a compilation vid). Did anyone ever find out how far the mailbox is from her apartment? From the way she talks about it it's outside, but I wasn't able to locate it via street view or satellite maps. My best guess is it's the little square building near the gigantic chess sculpture?
It’s in the lobby of her apartment building. She lives on the first floor. She acts like going to the mailbox is akin to climbing Everest.

ETA: it’s in one of the various breakup streams/post-breakup Wipey streams, but I remember either Al or Beggy mentioning how close the mailboxes were to their unit, so I doubt it’s outside of their apartment building.
 
Fair enough, I was doubting the source and not the content though.

Did Amber claim either of the photos were of her or are they both just posted for fun?
The photo of the stomach with the incision was in her video. She’s seen wearing the same outfit in another clip in the same video. The other photo of the fat person laid out on a medical bed was just a joke.

ETA photos.
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lol "horrific"

Her lies are stupid, pathological, compulsive, and mundane.

Unless she has her negro running over sacks of kittens in her brand new overpriced car and then lying about it, lidrulee none of her lies are "horrific."

Unless she's putting infants in a hydraulic press and selling the squeezings to a hot dog factory and lying about it, lidurlee none of her lies are horrific.

Don't even fucking @ me with MUH RAPE ACCUSATIONS!!!!!
I dunno Strawberry... hearing her fart is pretty horrific to me! But, she'd lie and blame it on Twinks anyway. :lit:
 
the cancer saga was pretty entertaining tbh.

Was it? For something she was allegedly so hysterical about when she got the news, once that arc wrapped with MamaMeth returning to Podunkville, Nowhere, that wa the last we hear of it. And it lasted all of what, two weeks?




People don't believe the bitch because of the compulsive lying, the lack of aftercare and the fact she would normally vlog EVERYTHING in regards to her health because she lives solely for the sympathy gained from''muh trauma'' and ''muh difficult life''.

Ayep.

What better way to get all the idiots to flock to her channel to give her all of the attention? Yet she didn't capitalise on it, why?

I wondered the same thing myself.

She's not as stupid as she pretends to be. No-one cares if your ''cancer'' was real. Of course this lard arse has to act as if she was on her deathbed before miraculously surviving.

"I was bleeding for two years! Don't tell me I should have gone to the doctor sooner, I don't want to hear it!"

Who the fuck calls it "womb cancer"?

Someone who doesn't understand wtf endometrial cancer is and has to have a doctor tell then it's "cancer of the womb".

No one cares that AL had cancer. She caused her cancer and her having cancer doesn't make her a better person. She's also so fucking fat she can't get the scan she needs. Obviously she doesn't care at all because she didn't lose the weight she needed while having cancer and even after. Why would anyone else? What a fucking retard.

If she had cancer, it was indee of her own making and I don't even feel bad about saying so. Fuck her. Who the fuck picks up a goddamned camera and films for YT if they're in hysterics about something like this? And whose "friends" or partner would let them do it? Bullshit from every angle.

No one believed her because she lies about everything. Why would anyone believe she has cancer? She lies about what she eats. Why not lie about cancer? Or at least exaggerate it.

Maybe she should have considered not lying about anything and everything, big and small if she wanted people to give a shit.

Even as a toddler, she's pictured gorging on something.

And staring into the camera.

Did you really think it was? I remember it was a common complaint around here that Amber had somehow found a way to make having cancer boring.

She could have juiced it for a good, long time, and kept haydur nation off her back for longer. But she decided she "didn't want to talk about it" which I translated to "I don't want people on my shelf ass 24/7 about getting in shape and dieting and doing all the followup care."

I don't get it either. It makes about as much sense as it would if people claimed she was lying once she finally gets diagnosed with diabetes.

Because lying is one of her most identifiable traits.

My conspiracy/theory?

Amber and Nikocado planned his “hate” videos with ALR. She planned hers to try to look better and get sympathy while trying to resurrect the channel.
They both get views, amber gets to manipulate

Nik doesn't need her, and if they did that and people found out, there would be some serious dragging on his channel. Nobody is going to partner up with her.

I do believe that Amber did have cancer, but her being the colossal retard that she is probably thinks the initial surgery was enough to "cure" her, like having a few kidney stones removed. She'll go to the ER for toothache but freebleeding all over the couch for two years was nothing to worry about apparently, so that shows us what we need to know about her attitude towards her health.

And her roommates. I'm really surprised that Ricky, of all people, put up with that bullshit for that long.

 
See this is the thing, Amber lies so goddamn much that someone posts a fat person on a surgical table and we almost believe it. That couldn't have been her A) because she is too shy and dainty to post nudes and B) she ain't that thin! She probably oozed off that table. (Do they have bariatric surgery tables? They must. Medsperges can you inform me?)

Also, I can't believe it's been a year and a half since her cancer, but damn. I guess there's a lot of new ppl here (Granted, my join date looks like I'm new, I've watched Ambuuurr for a few years) but she couldn't have the usual "pull the uterus out from the vag" surgery because that requires them to recline you so your pelvis is higher than your head. They decided they couldn't do that because her fat on her chest would literally suffocate her. I remember hearing it and thinking, fuck, if CANCER isn't a wakeup call THIS IS. But no, she continues on eating and giving no fucks (unless you doubt her cancer omg u guise bwaaaah)

Oh and the doctors outright told her point blank period that she has sleep apnea. If she says otherwise now she's full of horseshit.
 
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