Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I doubt that's actually anywhere near the Xyphoid or the sternum. She has an insane amount of stomach fat. If you google around you can see plenty of Open Surgery scars that look like Ambers incision.

We can't compare normal sized people to someone the size of Amber.

Found this on an OBGYN website

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When she flashed her stomach on the livestream I don't remember seeing a scar. I remember seeing horrendous stretch marks but the center of her stomach was clear. Or was the part she flashed too low? Or am I just a retard? I'm not going to believe that picture is her unless she shows her face in a video with it.
I was wondering the same thing, but remembered she had a muumuu phase right after she had surgery, and sure enough, I found a video where she's wearing the same one as in the picture, presumably from the same day:
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I thought I saw stretchmarks as well in the stream that you're talking about - I wonder if those happened when she regained all the cancer weight in such a short period of time? I'm a little bit taken aback by the lack of any super significant stretchmarks in the photo, though their distribution could just be more around the sides of her stomach rather in the middle/front.
 
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I thought the same thing, but remembered she had a muumuu phase right after she had surgery, and sure enough, I found a video where she's wearing the same one as in the picture:
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I thought I saw stretchmarks as well in the stream that you're talking about - I wonder if those happened when she regained all the cancer weight in such a short period of time? I'm a little bit taken aback by the lack of any super significant stretchmarks in the photo, though their distribution could just be more around the sides of her stomach rather in the middle/front.
That's not the same muumuu as in the gunt picture. The thing in the surgery pic has clusters of three blue flowers on it. The one in the picture doesn't have buttons but the one in the video does. The one in the picture is a hospital gown.
 
Video is a load of crying, attention and sympathy-seeking with old clips from back when she had 'cancer' as though that's all the proof we need. The music is funny as fuck, pig's desperate for ass-pats and coin.


A more normal incision:

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That's not the same muumuu as in the gunt picture. The muumuu in the surgery pic has clusters of three blue flowers on it. The muumuu in the picture doesn't have buttons but the one in the video does.
Is it not? It's the exact same color and the pink flowers are the same shape, and the little single blue flowers as well. There seems to be a pretty wide variety of different flower clusters. I went back and scrubbed through the video to check if it buttons, and it does appear to have them, at least around the neckline, though it was hard to tell because her video was pretty close up. As much as I hate to defend Amber, it looks like the same muumuu to me. That being said, I don't think we'll ever truly know whether or not it's actually her in that photo unless she shows the scar on camera in a video.
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Edit: the picture in the middle is from the surgery photo and the left and right are screenshots from the video, if that wasn't obvious
 
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She can't have a normal incision. Her gut hangs over that part and would infect her very badly.

I wanted to compare some of the flowers on the muumuu
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I'm being turbo autistic right now but the one on the left doesn't have flower shaped buttons down the front of it, no closure at all. The muumuu does have them.

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When she flashed her stomach on the livestream I don't remember seeing a scar. I remember seeing horrendous stretch marks but the center of her stomach was clear. Or was the part she flashed too low? Or am I just a retard? I'm not going to believe that picture is her unless she shows her face in a video with it.
No you’re just retarded and exactly the kind of idiot she is making these stupid videos for. She could show you undeniable proof and you’d still be like “bUt I dOnT BeLiEvE hEr!!”

We know Amber lies about literally everything but this is something i believe actually happened to her. Even the outfit is the same. Y’all are just bored and knitpicking. And now Amber is making stupid videos like this to try and prove y’all wrong, which is even more retarded. But like I said in a post above, it won’t work. Y’all still think she’s lying lol
 
I'll give Amber one thing, she knows how to stir people up and get them talking, even if she does need a retard like Nick to piggyback off of. This is the most she's had a video discussed in months, since the break-up.
I honestly think she needs people to believe she had cancer so badly that the higher engagement is just a happy bonus to people giving her asspats and believing her.
But everyone is right, it doesn't matter if she did or didn't have cancer. She's a terrible human who deserves every bit of misery she goes through.
 
She can't have a normal incision. Her gut hangs over that part and would infect her very badly.

Yup. Nothing medical like this is ever going to be normal for her. She better get her mind straight and understand this is how it's going to be for the rest of her life. She'll continue to ne the cause of all her own misery.

Also, thankfully, she's ending the snapchat question thing , where she was making up a bunch of gross questions to ask herself in order to convince everyone she was having sex. It is her equivalent to Planck's constant: she quits everything.

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I'm being turbo autistic right now but the one on the left doesn't have flower shaped buttons down the front of it, no closure at all. The muumuu does have them.

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So you're saying that Amber spent tons of hours online searching for a post op pic and found another morbidly obese person who got the same surgery wearing a near identical muumuu to prove to hadurs that her surgery was real? Which one of us is being more realistic about this?
 
She can't have a normal incision. Her gut hangs over that part and would infect her very badly.

I wanted to compare some of the flowers on the muumuu
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I’m going to be a bit autistic here about the gunt and the scar. I don’t know whether this sad fat pig had cancer. I will say that it would be unusual for it to be “womb” cancer as she referred to it. More commonly in the super fats like her you would see PCOS and then ovarian cancer but whatever. As far as the incision, um, something don’t look right. Generally yes hysterectomies with bilateral oophrectomies are done lap-assisted trans-vag but Amber’s large size probably prevented that. But that’s what is confusing me. Look at the abdomen in this pic. It’s not big enough to be Fat Al’s even after her “cancer” induced weight loss. Where’s her numerous gunts let alone her massive FUPA? This to me looks suspiciously closer to the belly of a fat/fat and not a super-mega-obese-landwhale fat…
 
The sides of the belly are hidden by the muumuu. We see leg, but we don't know what part of the leg. We could be looking at her above knee. Don't assume it's a thigh, her belly hangs and her shape is weird.

She IS a super fat but not 100% of cancers are PCOS first, then cancer. Not every account is the same. Are we really gonna spend pages nitpicking about a zoomed in photo when evidence points to this was real?

Also. See my post just above yours.
 
the cancer saga was pretty entertaining tbh.
Did you really think it was? I remember it was a common complaint around here that Amber had somehow found a way to make having cancer boring.
I still do not understand why people think that a fat pig did not have a cancer that is strongly associated with being a fat pig.
I don't get it either. It makes about as much sense as it would if people claimed she was lying once she finally gets diagnosed with diabetes.
Who the fuck calls it "womb cancer"?
Amber does. I just look at it as another Amberism.
I don't really pay attention to Amberlynn anymore because she's boring as fuck now, but I was wondering recently about some court cases lodged against someone with her name in Kentucky a few years back. There was speculation at the time that at least one of them may have been for a different Amber Lynn/Amberlynn Reid and I was just wondering if anything actually came of that? I believe it was for unpaid medical expenses.
IIRC she paid the medical debt.
How has Amberlynn not yet realized that the more she complains and whines about how people thinking she lied about having cancer hurts her feelings, that it just makes a fairly large subset of her haydurs want to bring it up even more?

People knowing they damaged her narc ego enough to show post-surgery pics are just going to make them poke at it even more to see what else they can wring out of her.
I'm not entirely convinced that this is about hurt feelings as much as it's about her views being in the toilet. People poking at her = engagement and attention.
 
I'm wondering if it was done midline because of how big she is. The first reason I can think of is just the sheer mechanics and anatomy involved. Once you get through the subcutaneous fat, the mucles of the abdomen form a very clear roadmap for where to make an incision - it's an actual like that you can use to make sure you're cutting into the right spot over the uterus. I can't imagine how you'd find it if you went in from another angle on such a big person. The second reason that make sense to me is that the wound wouldn't get trapped under a fold if it's verticle, meaning better wound management.

Either way, though, it's kind of tacky using pictures of surgical wounds for views.
 
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