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Bunny owned her mansion outright before she was 30. Amber owns a tub of plastic earrings and a negro.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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dfranki723
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That's what is so bloody upsetting.
I know some people here don't give a fuck about the animals but they're the only living beings in her sphere that are deserving of sympathy and a better life. They were just unlucky to be snatched up by such an uneducated worthless smelly cunt who doesn't even bother to learn how to put a fucking harness on her dog.
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Video is a load of crying, attention and sympathy-seeking with old clips from back when she had 'cancer' as though that's all the proof we need. The music is funny as fuck, pig's desperate for ass-pats and coin.
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She can fuck right on off. Come back when your cancer returns and you've lost a couple hundred pounds 'cause it's end stage. She is a garbage ass piece of shit, throwing her dog's health, her health, her childhood, all the things at us to see what's gonna make us pay attention to her boring lying ass again. She deserves all the horrible shit that's coming her way. She loves invoking karma, she's gonna hate when she gets hers. Eating Dollar Tree food, no more takeout, animals gone, living that LifebyJen Section 8 lifestyle. Living in poverty again is gonna hurt her more than anything 'cause she loves to pretend she's rolling in dough instead of flour to find the wet spot. Not being able to buy her cheap garbage and knock off bags on a whim and get Door Dash 5 times a day is going to be more agonizing to her than anything that's ever happened to her in her life. Being poor deathfat white trash at this point is just gonna be her waiting to die and eating on the way.
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Let me sum up this entire video so you can avoid wasting 20 min of your life:
"BOO HOO I REALLY DID HAVE CANCER SEE LOOK AT THESE VIDEO CLIPS I RECORDED."
"OH YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME, LOOK AT THIS MEDICAL INFO THAT I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY MISPROUNOUNCE DESPITE HAVING BEEN IN THE OFFICE WITH THE PEOPLE THAT USED THESE WORDS."
"AND IF YOU STILL HATE ME YOU'RE A DISPRECKFUL PEICE OF SHITE!"
(But really, it's mostly her crying about the various diagnosis, post-op oophorectomy crying, then reeing because people didn't believe her so SHE HAD to show the medical info BUT IT WAS JUST SO HARD GUIES YOU WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW HARD DEALING WITH HAYDURS IS).
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Damn, they actually cut her right open. Most internal surgery is laproscopic now, and I’m pretty sure that’s the case with most modern hysterectomies unless it’s a total one. Instead she’s so fat that they had to do it the old fashioned way.
And fuck off, Amber. Cancer isn’t a “no more hate” card. I knew people that died from cancer and when I saw this I just rolled my eyes. She’s desperate for money
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Wow, her and Chinny are almost scar-twinsies! It's almost moving
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The fact is that even if she did have cancer, it doesn’t change anything. She’s still a fat sad POS who no one likes. Her having any kid of illness doesn’t change her horrible personality.
They have more things in common than things that are different at this point. It’s actually impressive how similar deathfats get as the years move forward.
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It's only laparoscopic if the tools can make it through the external (adipose/fatty) tissue to the main surgical site... and at her size? There is no way.
The reason she had cancer is because she was so fat. Had she lost the weight, the PCOS she "had" would have been reduced, which would have, in turn, reduced the likelihood of it turning cancerous and needing surgery of any kind. At her size, the only reason they did a total hysterotomy/oophorectomy is to avoid having to cut her open a second time because the chance of her getting pregnant (even if she wasn't TOTALLY a lezbean) was 0 to none. Better to get it all at once than risk having to cut through that a second time.
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FatbyJen has been living with the same kind of cancer (fat induced uterine cancer) for like 10 years. It's extremely slow moving cancer. If Amber hadn't gotten a hysterectomy when she did, she still would not be liderully dyeeng of cancer right now. I get that just the word cancer is scary in itself, but she overdramatized it to get attention from both people in her life and her audience. Even if you were sympathetic to her when it first happened, it starts to dissipate as you're watching her live another year post surgery while getting fatter, knowing she needs to lose 100+ pounds to fit into the MRI to check if the cancer came back/spread, yet refuses to do so.
Whatever. A-Bloo-Bloo Nikocado said I'm Lyeeeeeng, look at my archive footage muumuus, why would I wear muumuus if I wasn't Acktually dyeeng you fucking haydurs?
Whatever. A-Bloo-Bloo Nikocado said I'm Lyeeeeeng, look at my archive footage muumuus, why would I wear muumuus if I wasn't Acktually dyeeng you fucking haydurs?
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midline laparotomy incisions don't go through the navel as pictured. She was in the hospital for something, but that incision is atypical.
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LOL, she did it, she actually did it. She has done this twice now in 2 years. Soon her channel is going to be her screaming at how she did have cancer and that's it.
Frau Totenkinder
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the cancer saga was pretty entertaining tbh.
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I still do not understand why people think that a fat pig did not have a cancer that is strongly associated with being a fat pig.
Poor Fat Ambert will be exactly like middle class Amber. She will be a layabout lardarse who does nothing other than eat junk. The only real difference is that her next place will be infested with insects.
What exactly about her lifestyle now is "high class"? She eats garbage food now. Her goal is not the best foods, but the biggest portions. She did that taco thing with those awful looking tacos and just gobbled it down. That is her life. She would be fine with a trough of swill as long as it was always full.
Poor Fat Ambert will be exactly like middle class Amber. She will be a layabout lardarse who does nothing other than eat junk. The only real difference is that her next place will be infested with insects.
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Based on her previous history, it just seems so strange that the cancer saga popped in and out so quickly with very little mention until recently and then the whole crab mukbang with Nikocado Avocado eating that big crab (commonly associated with Cancer, the Starsign) and alluding in his videos that something's going on between him and our gorl. I wouldn't put it past Amberlynn to lie about cancer, especially when she lies so much about anything and everything else. She's toddled off to the doctor before and wasted their time on the stupidest shit like a twitching eyebrow, so it's highly suspect to me that she didn't try and get as much coin and drama out her 'scare' as she would have done anything else. Either way, bitch cried wolf too often and is offended that not everyone believed her. Can't imagine why!
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Why does she care if people believe she has cancer or not? She didn't change her lifestyle afterwards or work on her health and weight.
She is the same person with or without her uterus/cancer. Eating the same amount of shit and crying about it. The only difference is owning a cancer survivor card and missing an organ. What a trooper.
She is the same person with or without her uterus/cancer. Eating the same amount of shit and crying about it. The only difference is owning a cancer survivor card and missing an organ. What a trooper.
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She thinks telling the internet about her cancer was embarrassing and shameful?
The woman who tore into a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands and who had to hold the fork over her mouth while she chewed such a large mouthful of sausage and potato that it might fall back out again thinks cancer is embarrassing and shameful.
Hey all you cancer survivors out there? Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
This soulless cunt needs to fuck all the way off.
No one likes you Amber. With or without health problems.
The woman who tore into a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands and who had to hold the fork over her mouth while she chewed such a large mouthful of sausage and potato that it might fall back out again thinks cancer is embarrassing and shameful.
Hey all you cancer survivors out there? Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
This soulless cunt needs to fuck all the way off.
No one likes you Amber. With or without health problems.