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Amber's waving around a box of Meloxidyl, a prescription non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug (NSAID) that is used to control pain and inflammation due to osteoarthritis in dogs.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Well. Here we go again: Big Ham has graced us with another video. I'm certain this is Emmy-worthy material and Lady Lymphedema here will finally be recognized for the content queen she is.
Intro: skipped. We don't need that shit.
We open in the new fatmobile. Pigface is attempting to camouflage part of herself with the seats of the new car by wearing that red sweater that looks like a rug, because she thought it was going to be chilly and obviously pays about as much attention to the weather forecasts as she does anything else that doesn't involve her directly. They're on their way to the vet, because poor Twinkster has been walking strangely, slower than usual. Due to covid, as is the case at many vet offices, she and the "gf" are sitting in the car while Twinky goes in for her appointment.
Throughout the entire time Twonk is inside, Big Ham is eyefucking herself in the camera. On the slate for the pupper is all her shots: rabies, vaccinations, and so on. JFC, I'm a minute in and she's spending way more time admiring her pigface in the cam than she is talking to her viewers. It reminds me of how she was when she first got on YT. On we go.
Twinkster is back in the car now, and is royally pissed with Big ham and the "gf". Big Gam claims the vet told her that smaller dogs have a rough time with their joints popping out of place, and that Big Ham was doing everything just right to get Twinks to lose weight, and of course she's very proud of herself - it's just like climbing Mt Everest or going into space or losing weight. Berates the audience for saying the dog should weigh six pounds, when she should weight about 10, acording to what Hambone says the vet told her. Let me tell you something: your fucking dog was still incredibly overweight, dix OR ten pounds being the target. Grrr. Mentions they are also picking up a seafood boil because of course you can't miss an opportunity to get food as long as you're cramming yourself into the car, right?
Uh oh: Twink has to take some meds for the next ten days. Horrors! What could it be that's so dire? Oh, the usual anti-inflammatory/pain meds vets generally hand out for this? Hm. What else? Oh dear! Twank has to "take medicine for the rest of her life"? That's awful! What could it be that Hamber, who can't even take her own meds consistently, has to remember to give Twinkaboo? Oh, I see. Most likely the same chondroitin and glucosamine supplements people use for joint health - aka Cosequin for pets aka not "medicine" as it is usually defined by any non-histrionic people, and which you can buy on Amazon? How anticlimactic. Geez, you'd think that pets age. She's continued to mostly look at herself during all this, making duck lips and playing with her hair. Says they're taking Twinkstar to " a pet store, like PetSmart or whatever" where they will buy Twunkie anything she sniffs out. Says she now needs to make an appointment for the cats so they can get checked out.
We pick up at the luxury villa, post seafood boil. Informs us she has changed her clothes because she didn't want to get the seafood boil on the white shirt she had been wearing. Yes, we know it's tough keeping your clothes lean when you're feeding from the trough, but have you ever considered just tucking a napkin in your collar, or maybe just wearing a bib? Says after the trip to the pet store to spend money, she thinks they're going to drop Twonk off and then go to TJ Maxx or HomeGoods to look for a chair for her standing desk, and let's just ignore the irony there. If you need a chair for your desk, why are you not going to an office supply store for an ackshual desk chair?
Back to the car. She's pulling a wedgie out of her shelf ass and hopes no one sees her. Oh no! Someone was out and about as Fat Ham tried to save her underwear or her pants from being sucked in to that abyss. They might have even seen her rescue attempt, because we know the entire world revolves around her, and wherever she goes, everyone stops what they're doing to pay attention to her.
She manages to get in the car, but the car says "Yer door's open, Fatty." She opens and closes the door again. "Still open, Fatass." Third time's the charm as she sits even more sideways in the seat and pulls the door closed. Where's the "gf" to be a gallant gentleman, opening and closing the door for you? Makes a show of pulling the seatbelt down, but doesn't show her actually buckling up, nor is there a click.
We're in PetSmart, and Twinkido, who has been walking more slowly than usual, and who has just been prescribed meds for inflammation and pain for her joints, as well supplements going forward to try to protect said joints, is now walking around the store, checking things out. Funniest and best part of the video: Big Al coming face to face with some dog toys. Naturally, her eye goes first to some toys shaped like food, and then to some about not making the dog as fucking fat as you. After laughing at these and designating them as being in the kahyute category, Hambit picks up a bag of......treats! Of course, it's treats! She then looks at the cookies. No, godammit, your dog is still a fatass thanks to you. She moves on, showing us a turtle. She makes Twinkles stop and look at some rodents, declaring them to be hamsters. Those are guinea pigs, you ignorant cunt. She then looks at a snake, declaring that she would totally take the snake, and she tries speaking to it, through the glass, in that same idiotic baby voice she uses to talk to all animals, like geese in a parking lot, or snakes in a damn terrarium. Shows us some cats the store has up for adoption. She has also picked up a couple of toys for the cats.
Back to the luxury villa, where Big Ham shows us the Map of the World Lego that she's been working on for "two weeks" and that, based on the amount of progress, apparently means she puts on one or maybe five whole color-coded, round pieces in place per day. She then uses her balloon hand and sausage fingers to do her PointerLynn thing, telling us something something about another Lego, blah blah don't care.
Usual signoff, usual stupid outro.
Way to go, Fatty: just over he required eight minute mark.
TL;DW/DR: Big Ham monetizes her dog's health instead of her own for a change, buys stuff for the dog, and doesn't kill any land speed records for assembling Lego sets.
Intro: skipped. We don't need that shit.
We open in the new fatmobile. Pigface is attempting to camouflage part of herself with the seats of the new car by wearing that red sweater that looks like a rug, because she thought it was going to be chilly and obviously pays about as much attention to the weather forecasts as she does anything else that doesn't involve her directly. They're on their way to the vet, because poor Twinkster has been walking strangely, slower than usual. Due to covid, as is the case at many vet offices, she and the "gf" are sitting in the car while Twinky goes in for her appointment.
Throughout the entire time Twonk is inside, Big Ham is eyefucking herself in the camera. On the slate for the pupper is all her shots: rabies, vaccinations, and so on. JFC, I'm a minute in and she's spending way more time admiring her pigface in the cam than she is talking to her viewers. It reminds me of how she was when she first got on YT. On we go.
Twinkster is back in the car now, and is royally pissed with Big ham and the "gf". Big Gam claims the vet told her that smaller dogs have a rough time with their joints popping out of place, and that Big Ham was doing everything just right to get Twinks to lose weight, and of course she's very proud of herself - it's just like climbing Mt Everest or going into space or losing weight. Berates the audience for saying the dog should weigh six pounds, when she should weight about 10, acording to what Hambone says the vet told her. Let me tell you something: your fucking dog was still incredibly overweight, dix OR ten pounds being the target. Grrr. Mentions they are also picking up a seafood boil because of course you can't miss an opportunity to get food as long as you're cramming yourself into the car, right?
Uh oh: Twink has to take some meds for the next ten days. Horrors! What could it be that's so dire? Oh, the usual anti-inflammatory/pain meds vets generally hand out for this? Hm. What else? Oh dear! Twank has to "take medicine for the rest of her life"? That's awful! What could it be that Hamber, who can't even take her own meds consistently, has to remember to give Twinkaboo? Oh, I see. Most likely the same chondroitin and glucosamine supplements people use for joint health - aka Cosequin for pets aka not "medicine" as it is usually defined by any non-histrionic people, and which you can buy on Amazon? How anticlimactic. Geez, you'd think that pets age. She's continued to mostly look at herself during all this, making duck lips and playing with her hair. Says they're taking Twinkstar to " a pet store, like PetSmart or whatever" where they will buy Twunkie anything she sniffs out. Says she now needs to make an appointment for the cats so they can get checked out.
We pick up at the luxury villa, post seafood boil. Informs us she has changed her clothes because she didn't want to get the seafood boil on the white shirt she had been wearing. Yes, we know it's tough keeping your clothes lean when you're feeding from the trough, but have you ever considered just tucking a napkin in your collar, or maybe just wearing a bib? Says after the trip to the pet store to spend money, she thinks they're going to drop Twonk off and then go to TJ Maxx or HomeGoods to look for a chair for her standing desk, and let's just ignore the irony there. If you need a chair for your desk, why are you not going to an office supply store for an ackshual desk chair?
Back to the car. She's pulling a wedgie out of her shelf ass and hopes no one sees her. Oh no! Someone was out and about as Fat Ham tried to save her underwear or her pants from being sucked in to that abyss. They might have even seen her rescue attempt, because we know the entire world revolves around her, and wherever she goes, everyone stops what they're doing to pay attention to her.
She manages to get in the car, but the car says "Yer door's open, Fatty." She opens and closes the door again. "Still open, Fatass." Third time's the charm as she sits even more sideways in the seat and pulls the door closed. Where's the "gf" to be a gallant gentleman, opening and closing the door for you? Makes a show of pulling the seatbelt down, but doesn't show her actually buckling up, nor is there a click.
We're in PetSmart, and Twinkido, who has been walking more slowly than usual, and who has just been prescribed meds for inflammation and pain for her joints, as well supplements going forward to try to protect said joints, is now walking around the store, checking things out. Funniest and best part of the video: Big Al coming face to face with some dog toys. Naturally, her eye goes first to some toys shaped like food, and then to some about not making the dog as fucking fat as you. After laughing at these and designating them as being in the kahyute category, Hambit picks up a bag of......treats! Of course, it's treats! She then looks at the cookies. No, godammit, your dog is still a fatass thanks to you. She moves on, showing us a turtle. She makes Twinkles stop and look at some rodents, declaring them to be hamsters. Those are guinea pigs, you ignorant cunt. She then looks at a snake, declaring that she would totally take the snake, and she tries speaking to it, through the glass, in that same idiotic baby voice she uses to talk to all animals, like geese in a parking lot, or snakes in a damn terrarium. Shows us some cats the store has up for adoption. She has also picked up a couple of toys for the cats.
Back to the luxury villa, where Big Ham shows us the Map of the World Lego that she's been working on for "two weeks" and that, based on the amount of progress, apparently means she puts on one or maybe five whole color-coded, round pieces in place per day. She then uses her balloon hand and sausage fingers to do her PointerLynn thing, telling us something something about another Lego, blah blah don't care.
Usual signoff, usual stupid outro.
Way to go, Fatty: just over he required eight minute mark.
TL;DW/DR: Big Ham monetizes her dog's health instead of her own for a change, buys stuff for the dog, and doesn't kill any land speed records for assembling Lego sets.
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i know its been said time and time again, but her legs never cease to shock me. From the way she has to throw her leg about like shes dragging Bob Cratchit's chains around, to the sheer size of those crusty 'water weight' filled laygs.(reflection is in the glass.)
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Nothing makes me more MOTI than when this beast tries to clickbait her animals. 
Also, I don't know why she keeps peddling this lie that Twinkie is just naturally big when almost every source (albeit from a cursory search) says that 13lbs is not an average or healthy weight for a chihuahua. Even 10 lbs is pushing the limit. Anything to convince us that she doesn't turn the poor souls stuck in her orbit into other fatties, I guess.
Also, I don't know why she keeps peddling this lie that Twinkie is just naturally big when almost every source (albeit from a cursory search) says that 13lbs is not an average or healthy weight for a chihuahua. Even 10 lbs is pushing the limit. Anything to convince us that she doesn't turn the poor souls stuck in her orbit into other fatties, I guess.
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Nothing makes me more MOTI than when this beast tries to clickbait her animals.
Once Twinkie, the last supporting cast member of the Amberverse, dies, there will be no reason to watch Amber. The cats are barely worth mentioning.
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I wrote a lil' haiku about Amber's wedgie situation moment type deal.
Please do remember
If she hadn't told us that
We would never know.
Please do remember
If she hadn't told us that
We would never know.
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Twinkie's body language does not indicate she is a happy dog
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I've been skimming her Snapchat Q&As from the past few weeks and I find that she puts so much emphasis on answering questions she considers to be troll/hater questions (Twinkie's weight, her cancer allegations, her shifting diets etc). But why does she bother persistently answering the same types of questions over and over again and then complaining they're all "half-brained trolls"?
Just ignore the messages...?
We would have no idea you were receiving those questions had you not publicly responded back to them. What do you want, viewers to feel bad for you?
"It's so hard being me, getting dozens of these haydurr questions! I am SO above it all. So above in fact, that I KEEP responding to them!" It's all for her shitty content and pity narrative. Fuck you, Amber. You're fat and stupid.
Just ignore the messages...?
We would have no idea you were receiving those questions had you not publicly responded back to them. What do you want, viewers to feel bad for you?
"It's so hard being me, getting dozens of these haydurr questions! I am SO above it all. So above in fact, that I KEEP responding to them!" It's all for her shitty content and pity narrative. Fuck you, Amber. You're fat and stupid.
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Maybe I'm a dick, but I hope Twinkie dies soon. That dog is living the worst life ever and I hate that for her. HamFuck thinks feeding and meeting basic needs is enough. Look at that dogs fucking nails. That dog is in more pain than FatFuck knows because she's whatever about it all. The cats do their own thing. Cats are more self sufficient and despite neglect will be alright so long as they aren't sat the fuck on. When Twinko dies everyone is gonna rightfully blame FatAss and hate her even more. At least in death Twonk will have some peace.
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One of my furbabies dying is my weak spot. Just being honest. Tears a rip in my soul everytime, even though I KNOW it's usually the right, compassionate thing to do.
Hamber will indeed glorify it for Ubucks. Why? Because she's a total (g)cunt. Hang in there Twinks. You've been a point of contention between Fat Fuck and her viewers your entire existence.
Just a damned fucking shame that she'll glorify you on the altar of Orange Chicken when you pass over the Rainbow Bridge.
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When you google Amberlynn Reid Twinkie and this is the second image that comes up. Love that for her!
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everytime when i watch Hamber i get the Feeling those Pet s are in a real Prison..
Twinky get s out just for a few short Rounds a Day...and the poor Cats...she often buys Cattoys
sure, but never that Kind of where she has to play with them...it s no Mouse or Feathers on a Stick
that they can hunt and jump around...always some little Plushballs they can "play alone" with...
those poor Cats aren t getting any Stimmualtion at all...sitting and laying around...Year after Year...
without any real Exitement or Playtime...poor Beasts
Twinky get s out just for a few short Rounds a Day...and the poor Cats...she often buys Cattoys
sure, but never that Kind of where she has to play with them...it s no Mouse or Feathers on a Stick
that they can hunt and jump around...always some little Plushballs they can "play alone" with...
those poor Cats aren t getting any Stimmualtion at all...sitting and laying around...Year after Year...
without any real Exitement or Playtime...poor Beasts
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Anyone else feel like Amber was trying super hard to be like the other youtubes when the trend was popular? take their dog to a pet store and buy everything their pet touched? I think there is a guy that still does it but with shelter dogs and donates everything to the shelter afterwards.
I dont understand the logic of taking Twinkie to the store after just taking her to the vet because she was in pain. Poor little Twinkie.
I dont understand the logic of taking Twinkie to the store after just taking her to the vet because she was in pain. Poor little Twinkie.
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A little TMI...I know the pain of putting a pet down. That shit sucks. Especially when you did everything in your power to make sure that animal was well cared for and made all the vet visits over the slightest thing seeming off, like you would for a child. HamShitHeadFatFuck will let Twinkie and the cats ail away in agony and not do shit til maybe Wipey makes her or she is sick of hearing one of them whine. Or just wake up after ignoring the whines and mewling to find them dead. Even if she isn't beating the animals, she's still a crap ass pet owner. There's more to it than feeding and cleaning their shit and piss, just like with a kid. Thank fuck Jeebus made it so she will never procreate. The little things.
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if she replaces girlfriends at the speed of light, I have to wonder how quickly she'd just obtain yet another poor doggo. we all know she ignores Rarity and Wasabi's existences, so they simply won't do it for her on their own.
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The thing about having dogs...is that even if you're a total shit person like Hamber, 99% of dogs will still think you're the singular most awesome person in the entire universe. Perfect for narcs.
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found this Channel about Amber and Co...hope it wasn t posted here before...if so...i apologize...
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Guess she didn't connect the dots from the last chicken sausage mook-bong when she decided to do this season's sodium bomb.
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OK, hate views are views, I guess, but this is like watching a dumb, talentless, boring mukbang version of Grav3yardGirl kill off her channel.
Except Bunny had collabs and merchandise and way more views at her peak. Twenty bucks says Bunny owns her house outright. She’s not trying to fund a luxury apartment on 40K views/video.
Except Bunny had collabs and merchandise and way more views at her peak. Twenty bucks says Bunny owns her house outright. She’s not trying to fund a luxury apartment on 40K views/video.