Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

See this is the thing, Amber lies so goddamn much that someone posts a fat person on a surgical table and we almost believe it. That couldn't have been her A) because she is too shy and dainty to post nudes and B) she ain't that thin! She probably oozed off that table. (Do they have bariatric surgery tables? They must. Medsperges can you inform me?)

Not in medical myself, but have shepherded people of all sorts through a lot of things - including cancer - and trust me when I say that 99% of everything has a bariatric version.

Also, I can't believe it's been a year and a half since her cancer, but damn. I guess there's a lot of new ppl here (Granted, my join date looks like I'm new, I've watched Ambuuurr for a few years) but she couldn't have the usual "pull the uterus out from the vag" surgery because that requires them to recline you so your pelvis is higher than your head. They decided they couldn't do that because her fat on her chest would literally suffocate her. I remember hearing it and thinking, fuck, if CANCER isn't a wakeup call THIS IS. But no, she continues on eating and giving no fucks (unless you doubt her cancer omg u guise bwaaaah)

A couple more things that bother me about the cancer arc being wrapped up so quickly, with virtually nothing about it ever said except Hamber's attempt to generate sympathy by mentioning that "if you're new here, I had endometrial cancer and I cannot have kids" shit, as if she were ever going to have any: one, the timing of her bullshit was a time when Becky's mother was "actively" as Big ham would put it, dying, and therefore unjustly (as I'm sure she saw it) pulling the Beckster away from her and in general being a massive inconvenience when PigFace decided she just had to go to TCF or Wommart. After bleeding all over ever damn thing in the fag house for a couple of years, she decides that NOW is the magical time to get that looked at, and it can't be at a GYN's office, nope. Gotta be at her provider of choice, the ER. And then, post-dx of one of the slowest cancers, she has to get things done at a pace that for her is like the Flash running around the world a few times.

Two: If you're worried about people asking you pesky questions about the dx and procedure, or pester you about details or aftercare or followups, the last thing you want to do is drag it out. Or mention it at all except as an offhand remark to try to capture some of that mommy sympathy ("Poor, poor dear, she can never have children. No, Wilfred, you erase that question about how she's changing her diet to reduce further risk right this second! Tsk. Poor, poor dear.") Because if you drag it out to monetize your health- as you historically have done - things are going to get bad for you, very quickly.

 

[Blanche]

The photo of the stomach with the incision was in her video. She’s seen wearing the same outfit in another clip in the same video. The other photo of the fat person laid out on a medical bed was just a joke.

ETA photos.
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Can y'all stop posting already hashed over pictures from 2 pages back, read dangit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Fair enough, I was doubting the source and not the content though.

Did Amber claim either of the photos were of her or are they both just posted for fun?

how dare you doubt me , that being said those layrgs are not hers

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Damn, Orko was on this like Hamber on rice. https://youtu.be/na_pRHmr-ks

When did Big Ham get a tattoo?

 

[FickleFuck]

I don't know how to enhance this shit and it's a screenshot of what she provided as proof of her cancer. It says her mom had vulvar cancer. I don't know why I thought the cancer her own mother had was breast, but whatever. Seems like cooch cancer is a thing in her family. I didn't even realize outer puss area could become cancerous if there isn't cancer in the inner reproductive parts.

 

[Xenomorph]

Anyone who buys this shit from her deserves to be made fun of without mercy, also wtg folks contributing to an addicts lifestyle.

 

[Blanche]

I don't know how to enhance this shit and it's a screenshot of what she provided as proof of her cancer. It says her mom had vulvar cancer. I don't know why I thought the cancer her own mother had was breast, but whatever. Seems like cooch cancer is a thing in her family. I didn't even realize outer puss area could become cancerous if there isn't cancer in the inner reproductive parts.

History at present ????
Chief complaint Grade 1 Endometrial Cancer

This 29 year old ?? ? ?? presents today for her follow up after total abdominal hysterectomy: Bilateral ? ?ectomy on July 15, 2020 with ? pathology showing Stage 1 grade 2 Endometrial cancer. ??????? She had a CT scan earlier today showing ?? abdominal and ??? ???.

Background
Ms. Reid claims she has had daily vaginal bleeding for the past 2 years. Of note(?) the bleeding progressively has worsened over the past few weeks and she presented to Lake-Cumberland (Somerset) ED. As Emergency D&C was complicated which showed a Grade 1 endometrial ??carcinoma per review ? . Since the D&C she states her bleeding is described as light, daily ?? 3-4 ?, but less than prior to D&C. She is currently taking Provera(?) 15mg ??. Last year, she states she lost ??lbs, and has ?? helped her mobility around the house.

Did my best with the blurry.

 

[Kjæledyr]

When did Big Ham get a tattoo?

I think that's a bandaid. You know her and her constant wounds and picking.

I don't know how to enhance this shit and it's a screenshot of what she provided as proof of her cancer. It says her mom had vulvar cancer. I don't know why I thought the cancer her own mother had was breast, but whatever. Seems like cooch cancer is a thing in her family. I didn't even realize outer puss area could become cancerous if there isn't cancer in the inner reproductive parts.

Google says Vulvar Cancer is from HPV. I'm sure they didn't have the vaccine for it then, not that that matters.

 

[glib]

I feel like Amber's entire career/life is trying to convince other people she's doing something when she's not.
The actual content that would save her career/life is what she hides from the camera, and then shows off everything that people don't care about.
It's amazing that food and its dopamine release is more important than anything.

 

[ADHD]

I don't know how to enhance this shit and it's a screenshot of what she provided as proof of her cancer. It says her mom had vulvar cancer. I don't know why I thought the cancer her own mother had was breast, but whatever. Seems like cooch cancer is a thing in her family. I didn't even realize outer puss area could become cancerous if there isn't cancer in the inner reproductive parts.
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Someone transcribed it. You can't quote from Spergatory so here's a copy/paste:

History of Present Illness:

Chief Complaint Grade 1 Endometrial Cancer.


This 29 year old gravida 0 para 0 presents today for follow up after total abdominal hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-ooophonectomy on July 15, 2020 with final pathology showing Stage 1B grade 2 Endometrial cancer (56% MMI; no lvsi). She had a CT scan earlier today showing stable abdominal and retroperitoneal adenopathy.


Background:

Ms. Reid states she has had daily vaginal bleeding for the past 2 years. Of note the bleeding progressively has worsened over the past few weeks and she presented to Lake Cumberland (Somerset) ED. An emergency D&C was completed which showed a Grade 1 endometrial adenocarcinoma per review here. Since the D&C she states her bleeding is described as light daily requiring 3-4 pads/d, but less than prior to D&C. She is currently taking Provera 10mg BID. Last year, she states she lost 80lbs (intentional weight loss) and has helped her mobility around the house.

PMH: Gallstones, LE Edema, Super Morbid Obesity (BMI=84), HTN, Bipolar, Anxiety

PSH: D&C

OB: G0

GYN History:

LMP: Unsure. Bleeding daily for last 2 years

Pap: Collected today

Contraception: None, never sexually active.

Social: Single. Has a girlfriend (lesbian relationship). Denies smoking, illicit drugs or alcohol. Lives also with 2 other roommates. Runs her own YouTube Channel as a source of income. She mentions a history of neglect as a child without further details given. Unable to climb a flight of stairs without stopping. METS=1.

FH:

Mother – Vulvar cancer.

Interval History.

She is healing well from surgery. Her incision is good. No fevers. No vaginal bleeding.

Treatment History.

Total abdominal hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-ooophorectomy on July 15, 2020 with final pathology showing Stage 1B grade 2 Endometrial cancer (56% MMI, no lvsi). She had a scan earlier today showing stable abdominal and retroperitoneal adenopathy.

Cancer Monitoring:

Ultrasound: 05/29/2020

CT Scan: 6/17/2020

Health History:

03. Medical Hx:

Abnormal uterine bleeding;

Fatigue;

Hypertension;

04. Surgical Hx:

Hysterectomy;

Dilatation and curettage;

05. Family Hx:

Family history of cancer of vulva;

06. Social Hx:

Sexual abuse;

Tobacco:

Have you EVER used TOBACCO? “No”

Does the patient have any regular exposure to second hand smoke? “No”

Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:

Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

Allergies/Intolerances:

No known allergies

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Have you EVER used TOBACCO? “No”

So much for that whole drinkeeen and smokeeen phase.

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

leave it to Amber not considering that it's abnormal to bleed for 2 years out of your unused vagina.

 

[Owlflaps]

leave it to Amber not considering that it's abnormal to bleed for 2 years out of your unused vagina.

It's not like she uses her box for anything else.

 

[peach tea]

Because she feels fine.
Amber only got scared because she was literally bleeding to death.
She made promises to finally take her heath serious because she was scared and in shock.
Now she isn't anymore.

She can't know for sure if her cancer really is gone, but as long as she's not actively dying again, she doesn't care.

The farthest she's able to think ahead is what she's gonna order for her next meal. She ain't gonna worry about something that could affect her in months or maybe years.

I’ll meet you in the middle here and say that I agree, she is lazy and stupid enough to just pretend like it’s all better now that it’s not falling down directly onto her potato head. Beyond that though, she has lied to the point that I don’t believe anything, and I mean anything she says. I don’t care what it is.

It could be something simple as her saying she’s wearing a purple shirt today. I’ll automatically think she’s full of shit until she shows the shirt on camera. That’s what happens when you lie, especially when you lie about stupid shit that doesn’t matter. If she puts the effort into lying about something as stupid as not liking the texture of shrimp, only to go on to shrimpgate, then she will lie about anything,

Even if she didn’t lie about the cancer, she lied about plenty of things surrounding the cancer. Whether it’s lying about going to the oncologist or if it’s lying about how she’s gonna lose weight to get the tests she needs, she lied about something,

I know plenty of people disagree with me but I just put everything that comes out of her mouth under the umbrella of bullshit. As Amber would say, it is what it is,

 

[Strong Tomato]

At this point Amber should just embrace the fact that she’s a big fat liar and that her entire online presence is built upon lies. Stop trying to prove to everyone what is and isn’t the truth. It’s simple, Amber. Internet basics 101: Don’t feed the trolls. I’m not sure if she would even care so much if she weren’t so desperate for money.

 

[Insulin reid]

At this point Amber should just embrace the fact that she’s a big fat liar and that her entire online presence is built upon lies. Stop trying to prove to everyone what is and isn’t the truth. It’s simple, Amber.

She will never do that because its not dainty.

Internet basics 101: Don’t feed the trolls. I’m not sure if she would even care so much if she weren’t so desperate for money.

Not being able to stop feeding the troll is why her ass is 500 lbs to begin with.


At least we get to bitch and argue about something now. I just hope the bait is more tasty next time.

 

[Pippeyy]

At this point Amber should just embrace the fact that she’s a big fat liar and that her entire online presence is built upon lies. Stop trying to prove to everyone what is and isn’t the truth. It’s simple, Amber. Internet basics 101: Don’t feed the trolls. I’m not sure if she would even care so much if she weren’t so desperate for money.

If she embraced the fact that all she does is lie she would have no YouTube career. All she does is try to prove people wrong and eat.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I’ll meet you in the middle here and say that I agree, she is lazy and stupid enough to just pretend like it’s all better now that it’s not falling down directly onto her potato head. Beyond that though, she has lied to the point that I don’t believe anything, and I mean anything she says. I don’t care what it is.

It could be something simple as her saying she’s wearing a purple shirt today. I’ll automatically think she’s full of shit until she shows the shirt on camera. That’s what happens when you lie, especially when you lie about stupid shit that doesn’t matter. If she puts the effort into lying about something as stupid as not liking the texture of shrimp, only to go on to shrimpgate, then she will lie about anything

Even if she didn’t lie about the cancer, she lied about plenty of things surrounding the cancer. Whether it’s lying about going to the oncologist or if it’s lying about Joe she’s gonna lose weight to get the tests she needs, she lied about something,

I know plenty of people disagree with me but I just put everything that comes out of her mouth under the umbrella of bullshit. As Amber would say, it is what it is,

For the record, I agree with you, and it didn't take much after my first foray into the Amberverse to have that automatic distrust gear to kick in. I think I've said here on several occasions that I simply assume she's lying. About everything. We're a minority on this point, which makes some of what the "gf" - I mean, Big Ham - wrote in the script of the "I didn't lie" video just fucking ridiculous - and, irony of irony, a lie.

 

[FickleFuck]

History at present ????
Chief complaint Grade 1 Endometrial Cancer

This 29 year old ?? ? ?? presents today for her follow up after total abdominal hysterectomy: Bilateral ? ?ectomy on July 15, 2020 with ? pathology showing Stage 1 grade 2 Endometrial cancer. ??????? She had a CT scan earlier today showing ?? abdominal and ??? ???.

Background
Ms. Reid claims she has had daily vaginal bleeding for the past 2 years. Of note(?) the bleeding progressively has worsened over the past few weeks and she presented to Lake-Cumberland (Somerset) ED. As Emergency D&C was complicated which showed a Grade 1 endometrial ??carcinoma per review ? . Since the D&C she states her bleeding is described as light, daily ?? 3-4 ?, but less than prior to D&C. She is currently taking Provera(?) 15mg ??. Last year, she states she lost ??lbs, and has ?? helped her mobility around the house.

Did my best with the blurry.

Baby, you awesome. I could only make out some of the shit in there. The thing that had me going what? was her mother having vulvar cancer. Ham had, has, will have again cancer. She's drinking a lot now too on top of all the the eating. Just matter of time til it comes back.

 

[Pearlxx]

I don't know how to enhance this shit and it's a screenshot of what she provided as proof of her cancer. It says her mom had vulvar cancer. I don't know why I thought the cancer her own mother had was breast, but whatever. Seems like cooch cancer is a thing in her family. I didn't even realize outer puss area could become cancerous if there isn't cancer in the inner reproductive parts.
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whaaaattt no known allergies???? what about her ayyg allergy : ((((