Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

Wow, she is fucking loving herself in that cameo. Does she hear the words that fall from her mouth and think ''yeah, that's suuuuuper intelligent and inspiring''.

She didn't even wash her hair for the stupid customer, it's so awful.

 

[Smoke Detector Beeps]

She just tryin' for an endorsement from Hormel Foods, since every other endorsement failed so miserably.

Might as well try to get an endorsement deal for Govt. Cheese .

Feed Hamber the gubbermint cheez so we can finally use the warehouse it's stored in.

 

[I Need My King Butterfly]

Anytime I see a near-empty fridge I assume that person eats restaurant food 90% of the time.

I wonder what hulthy choices feeder pornstar #Amberlynn Reid is making when she orders breakfast lunch and dinner. Nothing but raw salads and skim milk, right?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl called it. Welp, let's watch and see if he survives.

He went low on the seasoneeens (and thus lower sodiumzzz) and still only tasted salt. Hated the raw peanuts as anyone sensible would.

"Is it good? No."

LOL, he also"forgot" the outro. Zach, I for one appreciate you taking these abominations for the team.

Now, what I'd have done for this shit, if I couldn't throw it away and get something better:

Ditch the boiled rice, corn, and all those fucking seasoneens, and make a mushroom, pea, and fried spam risotto with parmesan.

 

[Blanche]

I appreciate Zach sacrificing his gut so we have more content to dunk on her with.

 

[D_Tractor]

Amber and her LGBTQC++ associates have turned me into a complete homophobe.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Big SpAm's Cameo message... I think we can all agree, it's $30 well spent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgUDaBlOU0

This ticks so many Amberism boxes and is so phony, if you close your eyes it could easily be a Cheyenne Jasmine impression.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

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Holy fucking centaur. Only a few more pounds and she will have reached her final form.

@Situation Type Deal Gorl called it. Welp, let's watch and see if he survives.

I can't fucking look at that atrocious hair. Is he having some sort of midlife crisis or just being a gay super liberal?

 

[Single_Sock]

I can't fucking look at that atrocious hair. Is he having some sort of midlife crisis or just being a gay super liberal?

Did you hear? He's a gender special non binary now. You can tell from his new hair and ear piercings.

 

[Owlflaps]

I can't fucking look at that atrocious hair. Is he having some sort of midlife crisis or just being a gay super liberal?

Yes

 

[Radical Sloth]

"Reward yourself if you need to- I know I do!"

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Can't be bothered to do anything? Need inspiration? Bored with Tony Robbins? Got a spare $30? Send it Spamberlynn's way and she'll have you ready to take on the world...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnBY9htIpb0

Edited cos ninja'd by Radical Sloth

 

[Clintonberg]

Imagine paying $30 to have a 550lb unwashed toddler who barely leaves the house give you advice on how to be more productive. Of course it involves rewarding yourself for doing the bare minimum too.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

"Reward yourself if you need to- I know I do!"

Bish we know you are UNPRODUCTIVE AND REWARD yourself EVERYDAY

ARL in a hot tub???

 

[Xenomorph]

Of course she was rewarding herself, with some mcdonalds after your paypal went through.
Faggots really think this is funny its pathetic they are PAYING her for this shit

 

[FickleFuck]

"Reward yourself if you need to- I know I do!"

Love how she makes it about herself at the end. And how the fuck is she unable to pronounce fucking names? She said that in the other one too. Fuckers need to stop paying her for this crap. They look stupider than her for giving their money to her to "troll".

 

[WasabiPasta]

Hasn't uploaded in 4 days, quite unusual in recent months. Probably the massive amount of effort involved in setting up a cameo and fulfilling them. This lazy bish

Plus she's a bit less hard up for cash it would seem.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Since she's as boring as ever, and there is no orbiter section anymore- anyone see the haters spreading that Dana lost 100lbs
Finally able to upload images. I dont see 100lbs of weight loss but thats just me.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Hasn't uploaded in 4 days, quite unusual in recent months. Probably the massive amount of effort involved in setting up a cameo and fulfilling them. This lazy bish

Plus she's a bit less hung up for cash it would seem.

She'll be back soon doing her usual vague blogging party trick about how she's "going through some stuff" that she doesn't want to talk about but will continue to talk about anyway, complete with a cryeeeeen moment, and that's why she hasn't filmed, blah blah blah...

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Since she's as boring as ever, and there is no orbiter section anymore- anyone see the haters spreading that Dana lost 100lbs

She lost a helluva lot more than that when she dumped Density on her ass.

Badum-tsh. Obvious joke is obvious, but fuck it.