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She's pulling a Chinny and posts #sadquotes now. Maybe we'll get abusive-relationship-Survivorlynn soon?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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It didn't exactly work the way she'd hoped the last time she tried it. Maybe she'll claim PTSD from Becky making her walk a few laps around the tree back at the Gaycare?
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Yeah, she went on about "how do I lose weight without a diet" in the video, completely missing the point that her nutritionist is trying
to curb the yo-yo dieting, to make it easier to actually focus on losing weight and not also having to fight her very ingrained shitty eating habits.
But this is Hamber, so she immediately starts talking about how she "needs to lose weight immediately or else she'll die."
Already we have the excuse for why this nutritionist won't work out, so she doesn't have to listen to reason and can keep stuffing her face.
to curb the yo-yo dieting, to make it easier to actually focus on losing weight and not also having to fight her very ingrained shitty eating habits.
But this is Hamber, so she immediately starts talking about how she "needs to lose weight immediately or else she'll die."
Already we have the excuse for why this nutritionist won't work out, so she doesn't have to listen to reason and can keep stuffing her face.
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Amber will be fat until death. It will kill her.
The only way she can lose weight is by surrendering everything over to specialists who actually know what the fuck they’re doing. Take their advice, apply it to her life, and not deviate from the plan. But that will never happen because Amber knows what works for her and she knows best.
What an absolutely pathetic existence.
The only way she can lose weight is by surrendering everything over to specialists who actually know what the fuck they’re doing. Take their advice, apply it to her life, and not deviate from the plan. But that will never happen because Amber knows what works for her and she knows best.
What an absolutely pathetic existence.
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Stop me if I'm being totally absurd here, but has it ever occurred to Lady Spamalot that she could, like, ask the therapist/ nutritionist/ whoever if she has concerns about what they suggest? Something along the lines of "I'm worried that following a diet/ not following a diet/ counting calories/ intuitive eating/ being awake/ breathing will trigger a binge, is there anything else I can try?"
Or would that involve her actually WANTING to do outpatient in thr first place, rather than this being another half hearted attempt at nothing soon to be officially cancelled in another "blaming my audience for all my problems because you guise booleeeeed me into this" video...?
Or would that involve her actually WANTING to do outpatient in thr first place, rather than this being another half hearted attempt at nothing soon to be officially cancelled in another "blaming my audience for all my problems because you guise booleeeeed me into this" video...?
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So completely off topic…but anyone else notice the influx of distinctly *cough* “”African”””” decor? Next she will be reading Roots and gushing about Kunta Kinte becoming her hero second to only Rosa Parks.
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I look forward to her flexing like a full on collage student by reading Things Fall Apart while mispronouncing Chinua Achebe's name so many times, any reaction channel will have to put a counter on their screen.
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lmaoooooooooo no she fucking different lookin like a whole ass cow
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No matter how many weight loss attempts Amber pretends to make, remember -
Amber does not want to lose weight.
Amber thinks she's pretty.
Amber does not want to lose weight.
Amber thinks she's pretty.
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This is exactly the kind of fat annoying cunt shitting up the lines making everyone wait at Starbucks with their retarded orders of flavored sugar water when all I want is a goddamned cup of coffee.
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She's aware enough to acknowledge that she needs more structure but too retarded to admit that she needs to be admitted to an inpatient program. It's like her tiny lizard brain can't make the connection that she can't do wishy-washy bullshit like intuitive eating and needs actual medical intervention.
This. At this point, if she can't lose the weight by herself, it's because she doesn't want to or she's just that dim. Someone who eyefucks the camera has tunnel vision in regards to their attractiveness.
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Wipey Appears~Wipey use 'Quick Attack'
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That is indeed true. I must have had a blip in my brain or something when I wrote that.
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I think she wants to lose weight. But kinda like how when you know you should go to bed earlier so you’re not miserable at work, but you wanna stay up and watch another episode of a show instead. Then you’re up 4 hours later than you should be and you wake up feeling like garbage.
She knows losing weight is something she needs to do, but she gets too much satisfaction and comfort from eating.
I imagine she doesn’t even think about her health or weight when she’s indulging in these foods, and then after is like “shit I shouldn’t have done that. I feel disgusting” but she just keeps doing it anyway instead of getting her shit together.
This is why I say she is a lost cause. Until she gets all of her mental issues sorted out (you don’t just get to 600lb and nothing is wrong with you mentally) she will remain a whale. But like most fatties it’s comfort>change
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The next holiday gonna be like "guise, my girlfriend got me this absolutely adorable jewelry"
The absolutely adorable jewelry:
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Nah, I'd pose she wants to lose weight. Just like when I was a stupid little kid, I wanted a warhorse to ride to school. Then you grow up and say 'wow, that's dumb' and buy a car instead. Except in her case, she buys more Spam.
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looks like a male arm tbh, Jade Francis.. more like Jake Frank
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She looks skeered of whatever shit she just pulled out of the bag.
"Look at meeee! I can pull groceries out of the bag and let you do the actual work of putting everything away, just like I used to "help" Becky hang up our clothes by parking my ass on the bed and putting things on hangers, then handing them to Becky to hang up, or folding clothes and letting Becky put them all away! I'm so proud of myself baybuh!"