Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dollastoho]

Apologies if this has been mentioned already, but Faxx Machine recently got monetization back (announced via community tab).

This coupled with the return of Chins probably burned fatty's shelf ass.
It's a really shitty thing to do and I hope it comes back to bite her in it.

She will find herself with zero support from other creators because it's frowned upon, and for good reason.

Fatty is too fucking lazy to work to improve her content instead of nigger moves likes this.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

But did FBI Frank tell us if everything's been backtraced? How will I know whether or not consequences will ever be the same?

Finally someone has asked the question that’s been plaguing me since I watched the video and haven’t seen anyone raise since.

But but but what was the fucking outcome, ALR? Or did you not think that far ahead that the story should actually end??? What happened to this guy other than the FBI giving you his social security number as an FYI.

The fuck.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Chantal just gave us the Wommart scootyypuff cruise of our wildest dreams. She perused the adult diapers searching for the perfect fit, she had her bearded tranny fetch her diarrhea medicine, she touched literally everything while bald as a bellend.

Amber who?

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

But did FBI Frank tell us if everything's been backtraced? How will I know whether or not consequences will ever be the same?

Of course I’m back tracing every mean comment on the queen of moderations channel you fatphobic, homophobic, transphobic, racist, ableist, nazi bigot. How could you even doubt the importance of this pride of Kentucky meth baby? I have sixty three agents combing through her comments as we speak! Fourteen agents guarding her door and patting down every poor,overworked soul unfortunate enough to be her door dash deliverer! We’ve vetted and personally hired the crane 🏗 operators to deliver her safely from those awful two and a half inch curbs that those skinny, shirt dress wearing fat phobes never have a problem maneuvering.
Yes, we are overworked but no sacrifice is too great for the vaunted queen of pigs!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Chantal just gave us the Wommart scootyypuff cruise of our wildest dreams. She perused the adult diapers searching for the perfect fit, she had her bearded tranny fetch her diarrhea medicine, she touched literally everything while bald as a bellend.

Amber who?

OMFG. This kind of crazy may make me go back to watching Chantal. No Nader- and drug-infested Chantal for me, but the actual, real crazy Chantal had when I first found her, way back in the Bibi days. Get back to your root, gorl! That's the spirit!

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Better grab that concealer, gorl!

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am living for Chantal to be a real-life streamer, she is desperate for coin but it is low-key unintentionally genius because that is why most of us love her. She is gross but intriguing and unlike Amber has gone full auto on her reputation. I am sure with Amber the thought that she cannot recapture any of that probably sends her into mania.

Christ even the mukbangs aren't doing it but I did expect that I noticed Nickado's viewership has tanked and looking at other mukbangers, it's a trend thing. It's most likely due to being locked up and people getting taken out and now it disgusts them. Youtube in general has really declined since corona-chan has declined because people are going out a lot more.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

In case you are reading, Amber. We are not as dumb as you.

https://policies.google.com/terms/information-requests?hl=en-US

The above link gives the full process and guidelines for when US Law Enforcement requests data from Youtube.

If you are too lazy to read it; your story falls over really quickly.

1. Youtube assess the requests legality.

2. They then consider which regions laws would need to be followed and which Youtube subsidiary would need to respond.

3. THEY LITERALLY TELL THE PERSON WHOSE INFO THEY ARE GIVING UP!

After all that, the process can start.

The Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution and the Electronic Communications Privacy Act (ECPA) restrict the government’s ability to force a provider to disclose user information. US authorities must at least do the following:

IN ALL CASES; (Civil, Criminal, National Security) Issue a subpoena to compel disclosure of basic subscriber registration information and certain IP addresses.

FBI Frank either broke multiple laws himself or doesn't fucking exist.

 

[Fatty Wap]

What really makes absolutely no sense is that the fbi would show up at her ex sisters house.. What? Why? And then leave their card behind and tell this person to have her contact them? She really didn't think this lie through. And if she did she's dumb as fuck. This whole story is so ridiculous there's no way she can even twist it into anything that makes sense but since she has never once admitted to any of her lies she's going to double down bc she's a stubborn jack ass

 

[Pippeyy]

In case you are reading, Amber. We are not as dumb as you.

https://policies.google.com/terms/information-requests?hl=en-US

The above link gives the full process and guidelines for when US Law Enforcement requests data from Youtube.

If you are too lazy to read it; your story falls over really quickly.

1. Youtube assess the requests legality.

2. They then consider which regions laws would need to be followed and which Youtube subsidiary would need to respond.

3. THEY LITERALLY TELL THE PERSON WHOSE INFO THEY ARE GIVING UP!

After all that, the process can start.

The Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution and the Electronic Communications Privacy Act (ECPA) restrict the government’s ability to force a provider to disclose user information. US authorities must at least do the following:

IN ALL CASES; (Civil, Criminal, National Security) Issue a subpoena to compel disclosure of basic subscriber registration information and certain IP addresses.

FBI Frank either broke multiple laws himself or doesn't fucking exist.

The best part of this story isn't the very obvious lie but that she will just pretend that it never happened. Like the doctor's weight loss contest. When brought up she will probably just say "what are you even talking about? I never said an FBI agent spoke to me."
(Receipts about her speaking about the doctors weight loss contest on AskFM are in the social media thread)

Edit: words

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Three thoughts: first, Waddle‘s videos are well edited and truly transform ALR’s content, so striking her small channel is even shittier than striking Apathetic Faxx. Also, IIRC, Waddle’s intros included a clip of Amber saying she would never copyright strike a reaction channel. Oh the irony.

A newer ALR commentary channel, ohLordyitsJordy (which provides excellent commentary) has already switched to Karina Kaboom style voiceover/podcast style reactions. (He uses footage of whales swimming.) Other commentary channels may follow suit, and many reaction/editing channels may go dark for a while. Does this mean I’ll actually watch one of ALR’s videos??? Will Amber’s views go up?? All signs point to no.

Lastly, holy shit. I subscribed to Chantal’s new channel, and now her livestreams are half my subscription feed. WTF.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Three thoughts: first, Waddle‘s videos are well edited and truly transform ALR’s content, so striking her small channel is even shittier than striking Apathetic Faxx. Also, IIRC, Waddle’s intros included a clip of Amber saying she would never copyright strike a reaction channel. Oh the irony.

A newer ALR commentary channel, ohLordyitsJordy (which provides excellent commentary) has already switched to Karina Kaboom style voiceover/podcast style reactions. (He uses footage of whales swimming.) Other commentary channels may follow suit, and many reaction/editing channels may go dark for a while. Does this mean I’ll actually watch one of ALR’s videos??? Will Amber’s views go up?? All signs point to no.

Lastly, holy shit. I subscribed to Chantal’s new channel, and now her livestreams are half my subscription feed. WTF.

Yeah, Jordy is entertaining although he speculates quite a bit. In case this hasn't been linked here before.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Angel Dust]

Who the fuck eats pizza and plantain chips together?

 

[pot of sneed]

A pig would. It doesn't matter what she shovels down her gullet, she is doing it for the views (and feeders!) The plantain chips are definitely a situation moment type deal thanks to Wipey, that is some prime nigger food. Mukbang is full of "Mmmmm! Whuuuuuuuuuat? Sho good!" Ugh.

Also dem knucks.

 

[Italian Ghost]

How is she going to lie about getting positive feedback on selling stickers when multiple people already shared this screenshot about the overwhelming negative response lol

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

How is she going to lie about getting positive feedback on selling stickers when multiple people already shared this screenshot about the overwhelming negative response lol

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The same way she lies about everything else.
As retarded and unconvincing as possible.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Just fucking sad Amber how are her mukbangs this dead, there is this unsettling dead air about them. That and her trying to emulate the infamous Burger king mukbang where she does this cunty snigger the whole time through.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

What really makes absolutely no sense is that the fbi would show up at her ex sisters house.. What? Why? And then leave their card behind and tell this person to have her contact them? She really didn't think this lie through. And if she did she's dumb as fuck. This whole story is so ridiculous there's no way she can even twist it into anything that makes sense but since she has never once admitted to any of her lies she's going to double down bc she's a stubborn jack ass

If the story were true, which I say with full confidence it is not, then why would the FBI not know where she lived - Is she living under the radar - is nothing in her name? The tenancy, her internet - what about the IRS, voter registration?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

How is she going to lie about getting positive feedback on selling stickers when multiple people already shared this screenshot about the overwhelming negative response lol

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She always says that when she is selling some junk nobody wants. Similar to how she says she doesn't read dms, or has them turned off, and yet she somehow reads the ones that say exactly what she wants them to say, or ones that agree with her bs.