Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Good news, you guys. She's successfully reached the "maintaineen phase" of "weight loss."
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Intuitive eating wins again!

I have a (dumb?) question.
Apathetic faxx has been using a lot of Michael b fatty clips in their amber videos, Are they trying to cash in on people reminiscing the golden era of Amber reacts or does he have something to do with the channel? It just seems off that they're only using his old clips, why not include other og haydur nation members clips or soundbites?
If I had to guess, it’s because all the other channels get a bit pissy if you use their content (which is a lil hypocritical, but let’s not go there). MBP hasn’t been on YT for ages so he probably doesn’t care.
 
Intuitive eating wins again!


If I had to guess, it’s because all the other channels get a bit pissy if you use their content (which is a lil hypocritical, but let’s not go there). MBP hasn’t been on YT for ages so he probably doesn’t care.
I feel like they're trying to get him to come back. Every time there's splices of his vids in their vids it's just waves of comments saying how much they miss him and want him back.
 
Haven't seen these posted yet, so forgive me if I'm late. New ALR poem from Instagram

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Destiny's new boo.
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Good for her, she found another fat and ugly lesbian. Apparently there is a never-ending supply of these. Waiting for Dusty to fatten this bitch up another 200 lbs.
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Concerning Amber's new vid.

Is she really too stupid to understand what this recovery is about or is she trolling?

If she is trolling it's dumb cause she will rot. Though at least that would be funny.
If she is dumb, it's dumb cause she will rot. And that would just be dumb and boring.

Losing weight =/= ED recovery

I am sure the therapist explained the GOAL of the therapy to her at the beginning. Or why she can't lose weight with diets.

Her specific problem is treated by identifying her disordered and maladaptive behaviors in connection to food and change them. Once she has discovered these behaviors and changed them (via CBT techniques) she will naturally lose weight because she will eat normally. It is CBT and not fucking WW.

She signed up for therapy and not for a diet program.

She will quit because it is not instant gratification. It will take too long. This is also why WLS is not for her. Her baby mush brain can't deal with delayed gratification because it did not mature past 5 years (when toddlers learn about this). She will gain weight too and then use that as an excuse.

So while her dumb brain, that is soft and fatty just like her baby soft diabetes feet, is looking for the instant skinny dainty princess solution, her fat, lymphedema hardened and prematurely aged body will rot and fall apart.
 
The fat fuck tongue is extra active in this new video. It's that gross thing fatties do where they shove their tongue outside of their mouth to fully shove the food into their mouth as deep as possible. Just eat like a fuckin normal human.

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This fucking bellend..

This is pointless to say because the whole ''outpatient'' story is bollocks but if she were seeing somebody, they'd tell her the entire point of an eating disorder clinic is to rewire the relationship with food - focusing on weightloss would ensure the patient would still have a rocky relationship with food.

You sort out the relationship with food and the weightloss inevitably follows (unless you're a greedy cunt like HamberLynn). She doesn't realise she's outing her own lie by describing her fake experience. They would 100% explain W H Y they're not focused on weightloss.

Even if you're in therapy/seeing a psychiatrist/counsellor for mental illness that doesn't revolve around food they will sometimes ask about your eating habits just to be safe.
Weightloss isn't the bloody goal, it's about making sure you see food as what it is and not a lifeline. Lie better Fatty.
 
The outpatient lie will blow up in her face massively I bet. This is a pretty gross lie even for Amber because post covid even in Europe and the US doctors and therapists are working through backlogs of clients so people even for therapy are waiting months. I think what is grosser though is how jovial she is about it and really not realizing for some people seek help to repair a marriage, past traumas, etc.

Amber believes negative attention is good attention because that has been her bread and butter but there are some things you do that are forbidden. I am quite sure most people lying about medical intervention get eviscerated in public opinion. She wants a shrimpgate 2.0 but does not realize that the landscape has changed.

People are really over Amber and there were no alternatives at the time. Chantal was only just starting then but people will just migrate. Also, gorl that post you made about collecting your crown after Foodie Beauty got banned. That's going to really fuck you over one day because she knows her time is over.
 
Late but; Destiny creeps me out. She's the closest to being a "bloke" and she shares many of the worst attributes of men and their conduct towards women.

I can vision her rolling up in the car saying "babe" and grabbing the thigh of her passenger as she goes for the gear stick.

She's the sort of person who would crack jokes at big breasted women like "Bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back"
 
Late but; Destiny creeps me out. She's the closest to being a "bloke" and she shares many of the worst attributes of men and their conduct towards women.

I can vision her rolling up in the car saying "babe" and grabbing the thigh of her passenger as she goes for the gear stick.

She's the sort of person who would crack jokes at big breasted women like "Bet you can't touch your elbows behind your back"
Yes, but unlike men, Dusty gets away with this shit because a lot of people think predatory behavior is cute when women do it.
 
I have a (dumb?) question.
Apathetic faxx has been using a lot of Michael b fatty clips in their amber videos, Are they trying to cash in on people reminiscing the golden era of Amber reacts or does he have something to do with the channel? It just seems off that they're only using his old clips, why not include other og haydur nation members clips or soundbites?

MBP was funny. I'd say it's just that. Most of them who used to focus solely on Hamber have added other assorted fatties and dipshits to their stables. Big Stupid Ham needs to rihlize the ain't the only game in town any more.


She will quit because it is not instant gratification.

Yep. Like everyting else in her life, from gfs to food, she wants what she wants, when she wants it, and without delay. It's why she goes into bullshit like optavia without thinking it through, and then quits things like optavia because what she wants to eat at any particular moment is not on the list for that program. It's why she loves WW. Everything is available at some point level, and if she eats an entire week's worth of points in one day, oh well.
 
Her specific problem is treated by identifying her disordered and maladaptive behaviors in connection to food and change them. Once she has discovered these behaviors and changed them (via CBT techniques) she will naturally lose weight because she will eat normally. It is CBT and not fucking WW.

She signed up for therapy and not for a diet program.
I really don't know what she expected when she enrolled in this program. Was she assuming they were going to give her a strict diet plan or something? Nobody can lose the weight FOR her. If she was looking for immediate weight loss she should have done an inpatient program. I wonder where this urgency was before, when she had no one to blame but herself. I swear her last two braincells are currently fighting over the tiny bit of oxygen she's barely able to squeeze into her flattened lungs.

Same old, same old. Call me when she has another health scare.
 
I know it would never happen, but it would do Amber so much good if she developed an actual starvation eating disorder and hired someone to monitor every calorie that went into her body. She is so afraid of "losing weight the wrong way" but that is lessening the likelihood of significant weight loss to practically 0%. If she went 7 days being heavily monitored eating 500 calories a day, she'd lose at least 30 pounds. She underestimates her size and her body's ability to burn fat. She's like every single one of those tubbies on My 600-lb Life. You're not a special case, Amber!
 
I'm waiting for her to pull a "mAh body don't burn no calories" like that one 600 pound life person did (James?) And then died from it.

I might be behind, or out of the loop, but why does her new girlfriend not show her face on camera?


Weight loss surgery is strict as hell, despite what Amy slaton and people want you to believe. You can experience full body pain from eating the wrong food. Even symptoms similar to a heart attack. No more Sonic Snickers caramel large slushies for you ever again. Amberlynn wouldn't make it the two days of not eating before surgery, let alone the 6 weeks of liquid diets.
 
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